offical Simpsons thread

I love simpsons bin around for ever and still stay amusing. anyway post simpsons pictures thoughts or what ever.

I have lots of favorite Phrases, I’ll post some every so often.

Homer: "Only top executive type guys like me can afford a hat like that… A Guy Like Me? Hey! I’m a Guy like Me!"

I love the simpsons, bu I don’t have time to post pics, maybe later.

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http://www.vwenthusiast.com/yabbse/attachments/homer-drool.gif

because of simpsons d’oh is a word now. pimp (Y)

More quotes:

Advanced School Teacher: Bart, could you give us an example of a paradox?
Bart: well, You’re Damned if you DO, and You’re Damned if you DON’T!

Bart: War is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biE_xQRQUQM&mode=related&search=

Possibly one of my favourite Simpsons scenes ever. I can’t help laughing everytime I watch this.

I still think that the Simpsons is the best show around. I’ve heard a lot of people complaining about the show declining in quality, and Homer getting more stupid, but I just don’t follow them. I think the show keeps improving, and I’m still an avid Simpsons fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biE_xQRQUQM&mode=related&search=

Possibly one of my favourite Simpsons scenes ever. I can’t help laughing everytime I watch this.

Fall Out Boy, w00t!

Haha Milhouse is such a loser, but thats why I love him.

Although I can’t understand half of it, I’m somehow addicted to the Spanish version of The Simpsons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1SA4wkuFlg

Hahaha @ that Wolfcastle scene.

On YouTube, the only clip I could find of Homer walking in on Apu’s infidelity was in Portuguese; fortunately though, that won’t be a problem because it’s not so much as what’s being said that’s funny, but rather Homer’s reaction toward Apu cheating on his wife. Also, the eerie music adds to the lol factor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrRER1nPEtc

So it’s still continuing later this year?

yes.

THRILLHO

BART: Ohh my bones are so brittle. BUT I drink plenty of…MALK?

My favorite quote ever:

Homer: "Sorry Marge, you can’t snuggle up to Max Power, with Max Power, you gotta strap yourself in and FEEL THE G’s!!!"

I still bust up every time!

"Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN!"

Reapeat x infinity.

can’t help but feel brzrkrBEAT is a sock puppet

Oh god nobody beats Hans Molemean/Dr.Frink and Moe.

Moe: Sometimes I think I wasn’t meant to be happy, or sucessful, or pretty, or anythng really

Moleman: Someone threw my shoes onto the telepone line… with me in them, *falls into manhole fill with gators, awwwww another set back.

Dr. Frink: Oh the flubber, with the bouncing, and jumping, and the craziness, and Glayven, oh the flubber, ahhh it’s burning the soles of my shoes Glayven.
Also:
Look at me I’m a bird, with the cooking, and the basting and the chestnut stuffing in my pupic, gobble gobble gobble dead.

What makes this official?

can’t help but feel brzrkrBEAT is a sock puppet

If so, then who would be the other account?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBnD0M4yCMk&mode=related&search=

Shame he wasn’t in more episodes. Probably one of the best stand alone characters from the series. Especially with the Bond scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBnD0M4yCMk&mode=related&search=

Shame he wasn’t in more episodes. Probably one of the best stand alone characters from the series. Especially with the Bond scene.I know, I always wondered what happened after he took over New York.

Also, It was hilarious how they made fun of the Denver Broncos (when they used to Suck)

Scorpio: *voiceover* "Homer, thanks for your hard work, I couldn’t have done it with out you. If you and your family are ever in the east coast, feel free to look me up, Sincerely your friend and former boss, Hank Scorpio. P.S. In appreciation for all your hard work I give your very own professional football team. I know it’s not the Dallas Cowboys, but it’s a start, I give you…"
Homer: *disappointment* Aw … THE DENVER BRONCOS!!! They Suck!
*Broncos practice and fumble easy plays*
Marge: I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn’t.
Homer: You just don’t understand football, Marge.

I think evryone loved the sxy secretary in that episode, she did three roundhouses and snapped some guys neck with her thighs, while wearing a bikini.

I remember one episode, not too well, but I believe Homer was acting like Mr. Burns to get some money out from the bank? Not sure.

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns."

Bank Teller?: "Okay. Mr. Burns. What’s your first name?"

Homer: "…I don’t know."

Edit: Haha. Okay.Thanks Smarties.

It was first name.

That was a classic moment.

Doesn’t feature in too many clip show episodes unlike that scene from ‘Bart the Daredevil’. You know, the scene everyone is sick of…

I still love that scene. The best one is where Homer is a coach and he get his plays from vibrating football toys.

Homer: Okay you guys vibrate down the field, You vibrate to the left, and nelson keep vibrating in a circle till you fall down.

YVAN EHT NIOJ

YVAN EHT NIOJNelson: *reading Mad Magazine* Ha ha ha They called me Smellson Ha Ha, it’s funny ’cause it’s true!

Other quotes:

*Scene from The Prisoner*
Homer fleas from the Island on a make shift boat of straws, milk cartons, and plastic spoons and fork. Suddenly a Rover bubble appears floating towards Homer. Homer gets a fork and pops it.

Scientist 1: "and why did you think a giant bubble would stop him?"
Rover inventor: "Shut Up! That’s Why!"

They brought you to the island because You know something
Homer: that can’t be true I don’t know anything.

a got a laugh at smarties comment and sig gratz

Homer: I’ll teach him the first rule of the music business, don’t trust people in the music business.

Johnny Rainbow:
Privileged boy, it’s great I gotta tell ya
Privileged boy, my dad could buy or sell ya
It really doesn’t matter that you’re on the list in front of me
I’ll always get your table, cause I always tip the matre’d
Then I’ll go to Yale, because I am a Legacy
I’m better than Yooooou.

Crowd:BOOOO!
Lenny:*crying* Johnny Rainbow, I believed in YOU!

Doesn’t get any better than the Simpsons.

Bart: "Shut up. Shut up. Kiss my butt. Kiss my butt. Go to hell. Go to hell. "

Later: "Once again, great gift dad."

Oh yeah, that device that spits out random swears.

It’s a shame I didn’t have one of my own. I could get away with a lot of swearing.

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

Lol. That makes me remember linguo.

Linguo:Sentence fragment!
Lisa: "Sentence fragment", is also a sentence fragment.
Linguo: Umm, err, must conserve battery power.*shuts down*
another scene
Marge: leave those kids alone *throws linguo*
Leggs(Fat Tony’s henchman): *yelp*hey they’s throwing robots
Linguo:They are throwing robots
Fat Tony’s other henchman:Shut uppa your face
Linguo: shut up your face
Leggs:Whatsa matter yous
Fat Tonys other henchman:you ain’t so tough
Leggs: me and him are gonna whack you in the lombanza
Linguo:Error! Error! bad grammar overload.*explodes*

Homer-"I was just filling out my tax return and I accidently proved that God doesn’t exist."

Wow, there’s a Simpsons thread? Sweet! I need to take pictures of my lame Simpson collection.

�I know what you�re saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted
an electric football machine more than anything else in the world,
and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of
my life. Well, goodnight.�

CLOWNBED: "If you should die before you wake…"

Bart: "CAN’T SLEEP. CLOWN WILL EAT ME."

eehhh simpsons was a little more amusing when i was younger, i kind of wish they would bring futurama back and focus on that more than simpsons :-\ but that’s just my opinion

(and yes i know they’re creating a futurama movie type thing but i wish they’d create new episodes)

New Futurama episodes will come back in 2008. But it could just be the movies aired on tv as episodes instead. Either way, new stuff.

Simpsons pwn futurama.

New Futurama episodes will come back in 2008. But it could just be the movies aired on tv as episodes instead. Either way, new stuff.

from what i understand they’re breaking the movie up into episodes, but i wish they would create new episodes though

also i’m not saying simpsons sucks……….i’m just saying it’s a bit played out http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/indifferent0025.gif

Nevorz, Simpsons have been on for 18 years and still stays fresh, I mean where do they get their ideas?

FROM THE ATOM
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This is too great. This months Maxim issue has a "you have 24 hours to live" interview with Mr. Burns. Here are some of my favorite Q&A.

What was the worst thing about being rich?
Rolling in cash piles, yelling, "I’m rich!" led to nasty paper cuts.

Are you upset you can’t bring money into the afterlife?
Indeed, and that’s why I’m trying to spend it all before I die. What I don’t spend, I’ve ordered to be burned in front of the poor – at a distance, of course, so they can’t warm themselves.

What was your greatest disappointment?
The future. As a child I dreamed that by now we humans would have shed our physical forms and become being of pure energy, searching the universe for interstellar money.

What do you wish you had learned sooner?
The phrase "Release the hounds!" For a long time I was saying, "Lift up the dog gate!" and that’s much less dramatic.

Haha. What a jerk.

*cues "See My Vest" song*

Bartosai, LOLz

Moe-"It’s not stealing if you take it fast."

YOU CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE ME!

Sheri&Terri:Hey Lisa now that you’re a vegetarian you love vegetables?
Lisa:Yeah I guess,
Sherri:If you love vegetables so much why don’t you marry it?
Terri:Yeah she’ll, probably marry a carrot,
Sherri&Terri:Are you gonna marry a carrot?
Lisa: (sarcastically) Yes.. I’M gonna marry a CARROT
*children laughing
Ralph: I can’t believe I went out with that chick.

Marge-"Kids! Get down here and show your father the faces!"
Homer-"ohhhhahaha!"

*several shots with the faces*

Sherri or Terri: "I’m so hungry I can eat at Arby’s"

I liked how last week when Matt Groening was on the Daily Show and Jon Stewart questioned how Homer knocked Marge up with Bart just after high school when they were about 19 years old. Now Homer is 38 and he doesn’t understand why Bart isn’t 19 years old. lol.

Homer – "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!" (Heres the YouTube clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcXV5_juq0)

Homer – "I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer." (Heres the YouTube clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6NB0H-H1ew)

Best two quotes ever!

I love the commercials for the movie.

Homer-"Spider-pig. Spider-pig. Does whatever a Spider-pig does."

MISTA SPARKLE!!!!

movie sucked

🙁

Bart: Testing. Testing.. Testing… Testing…. Testing….. Testing…… Testing…….

(The scene where Bart lined up a series of loudspeakers, and caused a sound wave that amplified across Springfield.)

I remember that one.

I thought you were gonna say,

Homer:Testing… Testing… check.. check…*looks at disappointed family*…Test, Test, You’re testing my love for you. Test, Tes, you’re testing to see if I’m true. Test one, test two, test three, tst four, you’re tryin to test me like the water in El Salvador.

Militia man: Woo El Salvador!

Haha I just remembered that one episode where Bart enters the end of a marathon race and he has a fake mustache. He wins the race and talks in an Italian accent. "Viva Italia" or something along those lines. Lol

Bart: thank you-a thank you, I use-a up all of my-a english.

Assassin: Killing a man…(Referring to Grandpa Simpson)…is as intricate as playing a game of chess.

*Barges into the retirement home rapidly discharging a submachine gun, spraying the walls and furniture with bullet holes.*

*While the assassin reloads, a nurse from behind a counter retaliates with shotgun.*

*Bang.* Our patients! *Bang, bang.* Are trying to sleep! *Bang.*

From the Flying Hell Fish episode.

Bart: thank you-a thank you, I use-a up all of my-a english.

Lol. Yea, that’s the one.

Kinnikuman, I forgot about that episode. Definitely one of the best.

Text on a Duff beer blimp: "Binge responsibly."

——————————————–

*The prohibition episode*

Duff Beer CEO: I’m sure our new duff light will even outsell our previous beverage!

-30 Minutes later-

*CEO chaining the gate entrance of the Duff beer brewery building.*

CEO:…Well, that’s the end of me.

I love the episode where Side-show Bob steals a nuclear weapon that only lets out a small explosion.

the clip when homer cant stop screaming after being hypnotized ..
when i first saw this episode i fell on the floor and rolled about with my dog laughing so hard ,its too funny ..poor homer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nvn3FrCgeQ

" I think that one thousand is a number" when I heard this , I thought what crazy Grand-Pa lol!

the clip when homer cant stop screaming after being hypnotized ..
when i first saw this episode i fell on the floor and rolled about with my dog laughing so hard ,its too funny ..poor homer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nvn3FrCgeQ

Oh yes! 🙂
He screamed like this special worm in one episode xD

Principal Skinner: From now on pizza-day will be known as Italian sausagebread day.

Luigi the chef: Nowa there’sa sensitivity, right Alfonso?

Alfonso:ahahaha

Luigi:ahahah, Alfonso is a happy monkey.

Principal Skinner: Seamus, you won’t be needed for speaking anymore!

Seamus: WHAT? Willie, is this your doing? I’LL PUNCH YOUR GROIN TO PUDDING!

Willie: Argh, ye speak like a poet, but you punch like one too!

*fighting*

" I think that one thousand is a number" when I heard this , I thought what crazy Grand-Pa lol!

that reminds me of a play my friend was in:

"I know the meaning of life!"
"Y-y-you do?"
"Yes. Is it the number 12?"
Wife comes in, "It’s not 12, it’s 13! How many times do I have to tell you!"

I’m so disappointed in Matt and whoever makes the decisions over at FOX about the Simpsons. 26 seasons and a movie is a huge haul and the past 17 seasons have been not the best but the past few have been the worst and just feature guest star after guest star to try and get people interested again. I hope they cancel it soon, I cannot stand the latest episodes!

I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE all of you, happy valentines day!

Personally, I think they should stop before it gets REAL bad

I recently bought seasons 3-5, and I’m loving reliving it… Masterpiece of a show.