Fart Poem

Delete This thread please…

At least make it funny, something like:

"Sorry my dear,
But that came from my rear."

Or something.

Opps I farted, I really really FARTED!
I really blew it this time!

Fail.

Please Delete This Thread

Roses smell like shit, Violents look like tites I’m a horney lover I hope I get a kiss.

*Fart*

Man.

You seriously fail. 🙁

please delete this reply

roses are red violets are blue get on your knees bitch u know what to do

lol

please delete this thread

Man.

You seriously fail. 🙁

What are you talking about?

These poems are A+

man, ppl are here are so creative
i cant make any poems or songs, not evn in english class lol

Roses are red
Violets are blue
my cock has more originality
and its better than you

just delete the thread already

Roses are red
My Gloc is chrome
I’ve’ got 4 bullets headed for your dome.

please please delete this thread

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ma run you over with my 2005 WRX Subaru.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shitty car references
Do not work for you

please erase this thread

Since when were roses red?

Doughnuts are unsafe, bagels are hazardous.
Keep shouting this, it’ll drive you ravenous.

I fail, but at least it’s original heh.

here is a poem

u all suck
at writing poems
most of you

That’s a modified Haiku, Ash

it’s a poem

Well, if you’re that confident about it I will have to agree.

Well lately, I find that failed poems turn out to be more hilarious than the successful ones. 😀

thread needs to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shitty car references
Do not work for you

Shitty car referrence, sorry, I didn’t recall mentioning Ford in that one.

hahahahaha

please delete the entire thread…

I’ve seen some stupid shit in my life, but this is by far the worst example of stupid I’ve ever seen.

I can’t say I disagree with the opening post.

I say since a mod hasn’t closed it yet, that we continue on, or let it die, right?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
VIRU5 is gone
So this topic should be too

how do i wrote poetry

WTF is this?

That’s silly!

please destroy this thread

Damn, I was hoping this would die.

meh! sillyness never ends!

😛 very true.

please destroy this thread

Transformers, blueball hard to fall,
make a crock,
fall in front of his massive gloc,
cock a hard one while in a stone;
marking my long fall in the changing disguise that is my nuts.

Is this poetry or random crap.. I’ll never tell.

delete this gay thread

It was funny for a bit, now this is borderline gay.

Please guys, no more posts in this shockingly bad thread.

delete the topic please…