What do you humorously think the Final Fantasy characters have such big weapons?



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GBaxter
02-15-2007, 03:37 AM
Why do you (preferably humorously) reckon that the characters in the
FF games have such big sized weapons ?

Swedish Fish
02-15-2007, 03:38 AM
Compensating for the lack of genitalia? Also, wrong forum.

M~C~P
02-15-2007, 09:07 AM
They want to look tough so they carry big weapons.

Silfurabbit
02-19-2007, 02:38 AM
Why do you (preferably humorously) reckon that the characters in the
FF games have such big sized weapons ?

to match their amazingly large genitals.
obviously…


Zulu
02-19-2007, 03:41 AM
Because… small… swords… are useless… in battle. *Faints*

TidesOfWar
02-19-2007, 03:59 AM
To make themselves look cooler then they already were

And to beat the shit outta things like Weapon.


jewess crabcake
02-19-2007, 04:25 AM
because you are over analytical and desperate for a laugh.

ekinserge
02-19-2007, 06:22 PM
how about giant fork?

Yui
02-19-2007, 09:29 PM
To make them look tough, when they’re actually not.

M~C~P
02-19-2007, 09:54 PM
Any large wepaon can be linked to a Dildo.

DaKine
07-08-2007, 05:05 PM
Any large wepaon can be linked to a Dildo.

😯


Seiryuu
07-09-2007, 05:53 AM
Or probably because their aim is off.

Way off. Ever notice why Sephiroth has a long sword?


kurohime
07-12-2007, 05:55 PM
how about giant fork?

I see your giant fork and raise you a killer plushie.


MorgothErmis
07-12-2007, 06:13 PM
because they wanna pity da foo

ROKI
07-12-2007, 07:05 PM
Why dont you better ask why the hell they use swords and other melee weapons when there are characters in the same games that use GUNS?

jewess crabcake
07-12-2007, 07:33 PM
how does your level effect a bullet’s strength?

Argus Zephyrus
07-12-2007, 08:31 PM
LOLz, aim? (Note I use the word very loosely.)

They use big weapons because the Japs wish they could wield ten-foot katanas and kill people Matrix-style.
Or they just compensate for their lack of genitalia.

Seriously though, that’s just their style. Notice how they like to design anime characters with extra long legs (i.e. Mikami the Ghostbuster, Sailor Moon, etc.) and not to mention those *huge* eyes. (They could probably see in dim light as well as we can see in daylight.) They also like to design airheads with huge breasts bigger than people’s heads. (And I’m not even talking about hentai… yet.)
Need I post samples?


DaKine
07-12-2007, 09:19 PM
Why dont you better ask why the hell they use swords and other melee weapons when there are characters in the same games that use GUNS?

Square will no doubt take that to it’s grave. Don’t expect an answer. Ever.


The_Chocobo_Knight
08-03-2007, 10:23 PM
Big weapons are cool.

~duh.


Chaos-R3aper
08-04-2007, 12:31 PM
Why dont you better ask why the hell they use swords and other melee weapons when there are characters in the same games that use GUNS?

Thats why they made the gunblade for squall and … the badguy of him u know …… seifer thats it…. i think


Hawkeye_1138
08-15-2007, 10:05 PM
because you cant k’o something with a small weapon. you could but it takes too long

Argus Zephyrus
08-16-2007, 01:43 AM
One well placed stab with a combat knife or something will kill in one hit very quickly. No eighteen-foot-long sword necessary.

Take Tonberry for example.


Mario Kinnikuman
08-16-2007, 01:59 AM
Steroid abuse. Probably copious and cheap to obtain, too.

ROKI
08-16-2007, 04:34 PM
Thats why they made the gunblade for squall and … the badguy of him u know …… seifer thats it…. i think

The gunblade was an original idea, but they failed again as there was Irvine, a gun-user again. it destroys the balance of the fights


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