A collection of short poems by me.



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Shadowmantis
12-01-2006, 12:32 AM
Just post some short poems you make up on the spot. They do not even have to make sense. Just make sure they are not too far fetched.

I told her I did not
She called me a liar.
So I covered her in snot,
and set her on fire.

Though it was boring at school,
I still am a big fool,
for calling the teacher an ass.
He kicked me out of class.

You call me retarded
but that isn’t true
you wanted to be guarded
so I guarded you.
In the deep dark
all of last night
yet you still bark
isn’t that right Twilight?


Graffiti
12-05-2006, 11:30 PM
Hit the road jack,
And don’t you come back,
No more, no more, no more, no more,
Hit the road jack,
And don’t you come back,
No more!

Meph
12-12-2006, 09:15 PM
Mine were better than this, and mine were fucking piss takes D:

Hex Omega
12-12-2006, 10:26 PM
thats what made them gr9 though meph 🙁

Gentleman Ghost
12-14-2006, 02:04 AM
Meph is a rhyming genius.

Twilight broke your heart Shadowmantis? awwww isn’t that stupid.


Crowley_Ism
12-17-2006, 07:16 AM
I don’t really have much to say about this… but at least I read it! ^^

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