A collection of short poems by me.

Just post some short poems you make up on the spot. They do not even have to make sense. Just make sure they are not too far fetched.

I told her I did not
She called me a liar.
So I covered her in snot,
and set her on fire.

Though it was boring at school,
I still am a big fool,
for calling the teacher an ass.
He kicked me out of class.

You call me retarded
but that isn’t true
you wanted to be guarded
so I guarded you.
In the deep dark
all of last night
yet you still bark
isn’t that right Twilight?

Hit the road jack,
And don’t you come back,
No more, no more, no more, no more,
Hit the road jack,
And don’t you come back,
No more!

Mine were better than this, and mine were fucking piss takes D:

thats what made them gr9 though meph 🙁

Meph is a rhyming genius.

Twilight broke your heart Shadowmantis? awwww isn’t that stupid.

I don’t really have much to say about this… but at least I read it! ^^