Mine is Malvazar
Age: 6,422 years old (because he dose not age as fast as we do)
Gender: Male
Body type: Slim but muscular
Skin color: White but darker than usual
Hair color: Black
Weapon: Barbairic Sword (not shor if spelled right)
Specal Abilitys: The power to control death (but can not take death away from thos who are already dead) , and the power to create and decreate any weapon at his own will provided it is not a part of a human body
Age: 18 months
Gender: Male
Body Type: Baby-licious
Skin Colour: Asian with a hint of basil
Hair Colour: Flourescent purple
Weapon: Used Diapers
Special Abilities:
Baby Bitch – causes blind, silence, and doom to all enemies when Rapist Baby is brought down to 1hp
Sissy Shit-Filler – when versing a physically large or scary-looking enemy, Rapist Baby shits his pants with 10x the velocity, multiplying the damage done by each Used Diaper Bomb attack by 5x.
Take it somewhere else.
Bill Gates
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Body type: Nerdy
Skin color: White
Hair color: Brown
Weapon: Windows ’95, ’98, Me, XP, Vista.
Special Abilities:
Money Brag – Brags about his wealth, causing all opponents to lose a turn.
Greenback Pursuader – Bill Gates purchases one of your party members temporarly, turning them against you.
ILUVYOU Bug – Causes the game to crash if Bill Gate’s Hp drops below 10%, erasing the game entirely.
Corporation Crush – Bill Gates summons the Microsoft Headquarters building into battle, and which transforms into a colossal Mech en route.
Age: 60
Gender: Male
Body type: Slim
Skin color: White
Hair color: Brownish-gray
Weapon: The C.I.A.
Special Abilities:
Texas Justice – Bush inflicts an equal amount of damage on whomever attacked him last.
Weapons of Mass Destruction – Bush disables your party’s magic abilities for three turns.
Terror Level: Red – Bush obtains temporary invincibility when his Hp is reduced to 20%, with a 50% boost in attack.
Interrogation – Bush labels one of your active party members as a terrorist. The accused is sent somewhere reclusive for intense questioning by the F.B.I., losing four turns.
and also very creative
thx Mario Kinnikuman
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Body type: flexable but can be stiff
Skin color: any skin tone
Pubic Hair color: Black
Weapon: Foreskin
Specal Abilitys: Masterbation and cum shots which can impregnate anyone.
Penis
Specal Abilitys: Masterbation and cum shots which can impregnate anyone.
lol what if he impregnated Sephiroth? Behold Final Fantasy VII-2, the Son of Sephiroth!
Would it not be final fantasy 7-3.
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Body Type:Cut/Acrobatic
Skin color: Black
Hair color: Red
Weapon: Two kitanas/Bo staff
Special abilities:
Twin Justice- uses the two kitanas to inflict various hits on opponent and the n finally hurls the blade at the opponent splitting him up.
Staff strike: Uses bo staff to propel self up and swirls in air comin down like a torpedo, hitting the opponent, creating a big vaccuum and dent in the floor.
Eternal Damnation: Various Elemental Ninja moves and attacks inflicted on opponent
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Body Type: Slim
Hair Color: White
Skin Color: White
Weapon: U.S. Military
Special Abilities:
Atomic Bombing – Instant party K.O. (limit – 2)
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Body type: Tagging type
Hair color: Brown
Weapon: Super Fat-Capped Airbrush
Special Abilities:
Vandalise – Able to vandalise your weapons and armor with spray paint. It will cost 1 thousand Gil to clean. If left on for more than 5 battles it will stay permanent, it’s resale value will be reduced to 1 Gil. Does not affect Primary weapons/armour.
Scribe – Ablility to carve an engraving into Armour/Weapon. Cannot be removed. Weapon cannot be sold after this. Vandal cannot be caught.
High Hits – Able to ‘Hit’ or ‘Tag’ on any object, wall, fence anywhere in the game. Needs 8000 EXP points. It dissapears after you save the game.
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Body Type: Very, very skinny
Hair colour: Bright pink
Weapon: Toilet Brush
Special abilities: –
Scrub: Scrubs opponents and cleans them
Brush Attack: Hits opponent on the head with toilet brush. Does 1 HP of damage.
Pink Look: Fires pink rays at opponent and transforms him/her into Barbie, thus destroying nearly all fighting capabilities. All the opponent (now in the form of Barbie) can do is attack with his/her purple perfumed handbag to instil a damage of 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999 HP.
And the most destructive ability:
Chair: Turns the opponent into a boring wooden chair.
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lol this is fun :p
We might as well enjoy them before they get boring…
OMG! u retard he was making that up as a joke dumass
An idiot did think of it.<br>
Edit: Oh, I thought sain started this thread -_-
Description: A lot of really phony looking bastards
Age: 230
Weapon: Majority (doesn’t always work)
Special Attacks:
War Powers Resolution: limits the warmaking powers of opponents such that they must be given specific authorization or a declaration of war to commit forces.
Gerrymandering: makes it easier to get a majority
Mudslinging: political opponents attack each other and cause the enemies to become dissilisioned with society
Blame the Illegal Immigrants: gain support on the grounds that they’re keeping the Mexicans out. (note: does not even have to share a border with Mexico).
Limit Break: 2/3 majority. Can impeach enemies or even amend the game mechanics (requires ratification by 3/4 of the states).
Doctor Gregory House.
Description:
A cane-wielding, Vicodin-addicted, genius doctor. Dresses casual, never shaves.
Auto-Equip’d Materia
Restore, Heal, Sense, Steal, Vicodin (special command, explained in "Intrinsic Effects")
Weapon
Cane
Position
Back-row
Limit Breaks
Differential Diagnosis – Cures all party members of all illnesses, restores HP
Patient Release – Opponent is removed from battle. Does not effect bosses.
Ketamine Treatment – Restores HP, MP, and removes all status effects from party. Party temporarily invincible.
House only needs Three.
Intrinsic Effects.
House, due to his leg problem (and subsequent Vicodin addiction) has a slowly depleting HP meter (1 HP/x seconds, where x is the number of seconds determined for the interval).
Using the Vicodin Command restores House’s HP, and temporarily improves his Magic-oriented stats. (I believe VII institutes INT, MAG ATK, and MAG DEF stats. Or at least INT and MAG stats). The effect lasts for an undetermined amount of time, at which point his stats are lowered and HP resumes depleting.
Too many uses of Vicodin within a battle will result in "Overdose" and House will be temporarily at 0 HP.
If Vicodin is not in five consecutive battles, House will have the "Withdrawal" status. "Withdrawal" will cause House to have drastically lowered stats and quicker HP depletion ( [5 + x] / y seconds, where x is equal to the number of battles post-the-original-five and y is the number of seconds determined for the interval).
age:i dnt know
weapon:lightsaber,(spooky voice) THE FORCE……
description:he has the push command which may eject an oppenent from the battle,his best attack is the "final force" where he devestates the enemy with a series of lightsaber combos (think of omnislash combined with the knights of the round)
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Body Type: A little skinny, but strong
Skin Color: Sort of pale
Hair Color: Light Brown
Weapon: Claymore and Battleaxe (switches between the two)
Special Abilities: ~NOTE~ Both weapons have 2 different abilities each, giving him variety.
Claymore Abilities: Blade of Fury-Cut’s all enemys up in a flash despite the weight of his sword.
Falcon Dive- Jumps high into the air and pierces a single target clean through.
Battleaxe Abilities: Bone Snapper-Hits a single target with a heavy blow with his Battleaxe. Defense drops after this move is used.
Groundshaker-Smashes the ground causing a giant earthquake.
LIMIT BREAK: Steel Vengance-Hits all targets with the total amount of damage done to Kayle x10 to each enemy.
(I think i over did it lol :P)
Look at the date of the last post BEFORE making a post in a thread. This thread was last active on 01-12-2007 03:10 AM, too long a gap to make a new post.
If you want to, make a new thread instead of reviving one which hasn’t been active in years.
I agree.
Look at the date of the last post BEFORE making a post in a thread. This thread was last active on 06-02-2010 11:18 PM, too long a gap to make a new post.
If you want to, make a new thread instead of reviving one which hasn’t been active in years.
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