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The Advantages and Disadvantages with
LIFE
Well for starters, the advantage with life is living. But that could also be a disadvantage so I guess we�ll call it a tie about that. A great disadvantage is that little thing about dying, well actually I�m not so sure about if It�s a disadvantage because if you believe in that �The-Lord-is-so-cool- you-could-die�-crap, then I guess It�s an advantage. If so then life is just long, long, very looooong waiting line, like those on B�ckah�sten every weekend. But you can�t be sure to get in, nope, you have to have �the stamp�. What I�m talking about is a life of going to church and all the baptism stuff and..wait…I guess we can file dying under �D� for Disadvantage (or possible �Dull� but that would be about the same).
Where should I begin with the disadvantages? I mean sure, there is fun to be had but in the long run life is pretty dull and therefore a disadvantage, you know what we need? We need those �suicide booth�s� as shown in �Futurama�. There is a fun way of ending it all. And when we are on it, WHY THE HECK IS SUICIDE SO HARD?! It�s like in that poem:
�Guns are noisy,
Noses give a.s.o�
Why is it so complicated? Wouldn�t it be better if we had some kind of fun way of going bye-bye? Laughing to death, tickled to death or even bored to death would be sufficient, come on people I�m throwing bones until my arms hurts here. Okay okay I should probably stop before this disadvantages and advantages-paper turns into a 200 pages report on how to commit suicide. This is the second paper I write on this subject you know, the first one I basically swapped of the internet so I didn�t get so good a grade there. I did do it because it wasn�t that fun assignment so I put a stand-up monolog in it just too make it more fun. But I�m not grumpy about it, you know what the French say; �Ce�la vie��. There�s another disadvantage right there, french people. Now I don�t mind them, I�m sure they are nice to their mothers and all but they are just so uptight! Not talking to people because of their lack of ability to speak french?! How #��&%&& wrong is that?!
Advantages? You want advantages too? �Buffy The Vampire Slayer�, there�s your advantage. And �Dragonball Z� I guess. The original, which was named �Dragonball�, can be found under section �D�. ANIME MOVIES! there�s a great advantage, those movies make up for every single disadvantage I�ve been writing earlier including those who will fallow below.
In fact, anime movies are so great the make up for the following;
War
Anthrax
Children
Chipmunks
Idiots
Nazis
Commies
Dogs
Cats
That freaky little kid in the IKEA-commercial
Moms
Dads
Famine
Pestilence
Death
Cellphones
Lousy movies
And those irritating little toys you get with your comic book.
When I think about it, anime movies don�t make up for children. I dispise those nasty little things. Children are the biggest, most annoying disadvantage with life. And they get away with it too! Every parent just say something along the lines of; �Oh but he/she is too young to understand.�, well, bugger that! Those little monsters understands more than we think and if we don�t stop them with deadly, ultraviolent and brutal means we�ll be overrun by them!
Now I�ve given you my view of the disadvantages and advantages with life, and I didn�t copy a thing:-) (well I did copy that poem about suicide but that was really more of a quote).
Yay for me, yay for me I�m finished and now I�m going to bed!
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