hilarious rez article

http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html

this is probably someting everyone’s seen but I just found it. I was quite amused !

particularly at the ".. could you play that last level again?" (or something) comment and the whole spiel about Halo.

I read it 3 years ago (http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/showthread.php?t=11521&page=1&pp=30&highlight=rez).

WELL YOU DIDN’T POST IT AT FFS.

dumb rezo.

That’s because I don’t post crap sophomoric humor on FFS like YOU.

Jesus man, grow up.

Actually, I think I read that article from a link on FFS.

3 years ago.

Can’t be stuffed looking for the thread, but it was in gd

Actually, I think I read that article from a link on FFS.

3 years ago.

Can’t be stuffed looking for the thread…

I can! (Thread 12904)

Not three years old though. Play Asia sneakthiefed the photos from that article so maybe it was that maybe

that so doesn’t count. that’s not the article, just the vibrator itself.

the writing in the article is the best part ;-;;

also: that’s pretty crazy that playasia just stole the images from the article.

so um…. where can i get this game?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005ULXM/103-9213389-0096630?v=glance

http://product.half.ebay.com/Rez_W0QQprZ8503QQtgZinfo

http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=rez&btnG=Search+Froogle&hl=en

none of those seem to come with the trance vibrator. or at least the packaging doesn’t advertise it big enough to let me know that its in there.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2 F&fkr=1&from=R8&satitle=Rez+trance+vibrator&category0=

or you can buy one from me

none of those seem to come with the trance vibrator. or at least the packaging doesn’t advertise it big enough to let me know that its in there.

the trance vibrator isn’t likely to come with the US version of the game. you’re going to probably need to buy that seperately, or go with the JP game + vibrator.

Tact wants to put it in his butt

why do people assume guys wanting vibes want it in the butt? this vibe seems blockly in shape. obviously i’m gonna put it in my balls. or my dick. or my butt. :p

IN yr balls.. IN yr dick??/
my god tact i know yr a pervert but thats pretty sick bro

then i guess you never knew how much of a pervert i really was. i’m guessing you thought i was one of them posers that d/l hentai but don’t know the first thing about the human body and freak out when they see a girls shoulder. those are noobs and are unworthy to be near me.

bow down to the true master of hentai and perversion!

ps. don’t let the fact that i’m still a virgin make you think diffrent. i’m totally experienced.

/me stumples upon a naked chick

"omg! my virgin eyes! *jizz*….i’m done"

Okay but seriously

I’m pretty sure you want to put it in your butt

not that there’s anything wrong with that

in all honesty, and being a perv does make me very honest espeically with things having to do with the human body and stuff, i must admit that………….NO. it was NOT the FIRST thing i had in mind.

take note. NOT THE FIRST THING I HAD PLANNED FOR IT. 😀

in truth, it never even crossed my mind till you guys said it. the entire time the image of the vibe seemed like the power adapter to the ps2, a big block. i can’t put block shaped objects up my ass! so that’s why it dind’t cross my mind. now if it was cilindrical in shape…hmmm maybe…..hmm….never thought about it…lol

/me laughing at how i must be freaking people out.