Things FFIX characters would never do

Zidane: go celibate
Kuja: wear some decent underwear(?)
Amarant: adopt a child
Vivi: take his hat off

Is no-one on right now?

i sent u a PM rikkalesca lol

one thing…How do I get them up???

hm?

Yay!

damn…must take BR away!

qunia not thinking any thing ales than food

stiener===get a girlfriend
Ozma===Die
Zidane===stay with dagger

How about Beatrix, then?
And I killed Ozma…

it’s bina while since i played an i don’t have a photoghraphic memory of the game an as far as i remember u had to had 2 be kick ass to beat ozma so hats off 2 u

I actually think Zidane and Garnet are made for each other, after he rescues her from the castle from queen brahne you hardly see them apart untill she becomes queen…..but then Bahamut turns up and destroys the castle and alexandria and then they’re together again lol
And the ending gives me the impression that theyl stay together forever…..

anyway:

Quina: Go for a few horus without eating or thinking about food
Eiko: Taking Mog’s ribbon out of her dress

Amarant: Police Force
Steiner and the rat girl(the one with the lance, can’t remember her name though): toghether
Vivi: Top Recording Artist in Heavy Metal
Zidane: Developing a brain
Kuja: Straight
Garland: Peace Activist

And how could I forget:
Quina: Getting deflowered

Eiko-Stops being annoying

Things They Will Never Say.
Zidane:Dagger,when i say get one the bed i MEAN GET ON THE BED!
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Steiner: Sometimes My Butt gets itchy but damn i cant scratch it.
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Kupo: since when do i have to save all the time?!
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Beatrix: My boobs cant go through stainers armour T.T

Things They Will never do….
Zidane: haveseks with dageer
Amrant: try to drink cofee
steiner: trys to scratch his ass
dagger: gets praegnant

*all the girls get in a bathtub*
Freya: squeeze daggers boobs
Dagger:Stands up and show a REAL breast size

As Prak said, there is an "Edit" button for a reason.

Zidane: Start using broadswords
Vivi: Stop falling over
Amarant: Smile
Quina: Start speaking properly
Marcus: Stop calling Blank "Bro"

Go to the toilet.

Go to the toilet.

Yeah, I always wondered that myself…

Anyway,
Zidane: stop womanizing
Me: stop levelling up
Quina: not be awesome
Garland: admit that he shares the name of the most pathetic boss in FF history
Baku: Take cold medicine

Zidane: Get clothes that fit.
Garnet: Dye her hair.
Vivi: Hit on Someone. (ANYONE!)
Steiner: Enjoy Quinas Company.
Freya: Crawl out from a hole.
Amarant: Show some compassion. (or emotion even!)
Quina: Keep her tongue in her mouth.
Eiko: Stop wanting Zidane.

since my others were all ripped apart from the threads

quina = graduate in a grammar school
eiko = learn to play another instrument
amarant = start a charity

Whoops Damn Double post

Kuja’s actually straight; didn’t you see him drooling over Dagger?

Kuja: Get a haircut
Amarant: Ditto
Zidane: Look manly
Steiner: Lighten up

Eiko: Try one of Quina’s special moogle recipes.
Zidane: Reach 25 without contracting some form of STD, assuming Gaia has them and they aren’t quickly cured with Panacea.
Freya: Probably ever date again, since the last guy she was with doesn’t even remember her NAME.
Steiner: Polish his armor.
Beatrix: Have to be rescued.
Quina: Survive a boss battle. At least MY Quina, anyway.

stiener: the princess can die and rot for all i care