Beat It (A Beautiful Self Gratifying poem)



The Ricky
08-21-2005, 10:25 AM
This is a poem about a beautiful subject, the beautiful thing known as masturbation.

On a cloudy night
With the moon so full
I sit in my room so alone
My baby oil in one hand
And my dick in another
When the pain is so deep
I lube up my and and give it a sweep
When the pain is released
It will cover up the lies
But I hope to god I’m not squirted in the eye
And when my sin is released
I feel my relief
As I grab my channel clicker
And turn it into a sticker
I have found my sin for today, and I’ve beat it outta me.


Lukey
08-21-2005, 12:52 PM
Needs visual aides.

Gaffelmannen
08-21-2005, 03:07 PM
Okay, eww?

The Ricky
08-23-2005, 10:58 PM
Isn’t it beautiful?

grn apple tree
08-25-2005, 06:58 AM
Needs visual aides.
kay hold on…

Gaffelmannen
08-25-2005, 06:05 PM
Isn’t it beautiful?

Brings tears to my eyes.


Denny
08-25-2005, 07:49 PM
Isn’t it beautiful?

No, it`s crap.


Dragoncurry
08-28-2005, 05:14 AM
This is not that great.

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