Get ya skinny ass in them jeans
Shake dat ass if ya know what I mean
Get up and move them pants around
Or ya look like a mutha fuckin cow
C�mon Shake dat ass and lemme see watcha got
Sh Sh shake dat ass bitch and lemme see watcha got
Lemme see dat ass move in them jeans
Careful don�t eat them fuckin beans
Or you dirty them fuckin jeans
Get ya skinny ass in them jeans
All I know is that it’s a white powdery stuff.
Get ya skinny ass in them jeans
Shake dat ass if ya know what I mean
Get up and move them pants around
Or ya look like a mutha fuckin cow
C’mon Shake dat ass and lemme see watcha got
Sh Sh shake dat ass bitch and lemme see watcha got
Lemme see dat ass move in them jeans
Careful don’t eat them fuckin beans
Or you dirty them fuckin jeans
Get ya skinny ass in them jeans
Nice…lets turn it into a battle!
You call yourself LA?
Your words shed no ray
Of light that depicts the city
Matter of fact your whole rap is shitty
You call it a rap epic?
You havin’ any rap skills is skeptic
You wanna girl dancin for you in tight jeans
You better off beggin for dollars on the corner with the fiends
You must be delirious
Your words ain’t serious
You askin a girl to follow your request
Any girl that stupid can be my guest
You repeat what you hear on the radio a lot
Show me some real skills and I’ll show you what I got
When you get on the mic, the rec – rec – record’s skippin
You tryin to get some girls, take a look in the mirror
I think "aw hell no" is what you’re likely to hear
But when I get on the mic, I’ll show you what rap’s about
I’m a girl and I’m white but I can take you both out
Your rhymes are failing, and your pimp juice is too
Can’t you see why girls don’t wanna go out with you?
Well, anyway, I’m starting to digress
But I think I’ve left you both in a state of distress
I could rap battle you guys all day and all night
On the condition that you promise to put up a good fight
The girls won’t be dancing, they’ll call you a noob
So you better talk to your hand and take out the lube.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin’ man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan’s Isle.
Mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noise noise noise
Smokin weed smokin wizz doin coke drinkin beers
Drinkin beers beers beers
Rollin fatties smokin blunts
Who smoke da blunts
We smoke da blunts
Rollin blunts and smokin *cuts out into dialogue*
Yeah lemme get a nickelbag
15 bucks little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn’t show
Then you owe me owe me oh
My jungle love, yeah owie owie oh
I think I wanna know ya know ya YEAH WHAT!!!!!
Who’s next?
Mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noise noise noise
Smokin weed smokin wizz doin coke drinkin beers
Drinkin beers beers beers
Rollin fatties smokin blunts
Who smoke da blunts
We smoke da blunts
Rollin blunts and smokin *cuts out into dialogue*
Yeah lemme get a nickelbag
15 bucks little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn’t show
Then you owe me owe me oh
My jungle love, yeah owie owie oh
I think I wanna know ya know ya YEAH WHAT!!!!!
Copying Jay and Silent Bob is scraping the bottom of the barrel. INCORRECTLY doing so is finding a hidden cave under the barrel carrying every topic ever written by Odin.
Who’s next?
I’m mostly white, I don’t have enough Mexican in me to have any rythm. 😛
Having a Mexican’s penis inside of you does not make you part Mexican.
When you get on the mic, the rec – rec – record’s skippin
You tryin to get some girls, take a look in the mirror
I think "aw hell no" is what you’re likely to hear
But when I get on the mic, I’ll show you what rap’s about
I’m a girl and I’m white but I can take you both out
Your rhymes are failing, and your pimp juice is too
Can’t you see why girls don’t wanna go out with you?
Well, anyway, I’m starting to digress
But I think I’ve left you both in a state of distress
I could rap battle you guys all day and all night
On the condition that you promise to put up a good fight
The girls won’t be dancing, they’ll call you a noob
So you better talk to your hand and take out the lube.
You can get shaked and raped
And I helped
No cries heard cause you all by yourself
You startin to disgress?
I never give a damn when I’m under stress
50 problems come 50 ways
The heat is on and I’m searchin’ for a better day
Talk to the hand?
You the type with the crush to afraid to talk to a man
Call me a noob?
You must be the one hangin’ with the dudes
Ambercrombie and Fich
Perfect fit for a senseless bitch
I don’t go too deep but I drop clues
You couldn’t walk 10 feet in my shoes
Your rap sounds like the Mickey Mouse Club
So take that mess on cause you get no love
And I helped
No cries heard cause you all by yourself
You startin to disgress?
I never give a damn when I’m under stress
50 problems come 50 ways
The heat is on and I’m searchin’ for a better day
Talk to the hand?
You the type with the crush to afraid to talk to a man
Call me a noob?
You must be the one hangin’ with the dudes
Ambercrombie and Fich
Perfect fit for a senseless bitch
I don’t go too deep but I drop clues
You couldn’t walk 10 feet in my shoes
Your rap sounds like the Mickey Mouse Club
So take that mess on cause you get no love
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Oh I forgot, thats not "cool" around here. I guess I better get a random avatar and act like a sarcastic asshole and express my hate for FF7. Isn’t that whats "in" for you kids?
Yeah, that’s almost as cool as calling anyone we get made fun of by (who happens to be making a pretty valid observation) a kid.
I took one bite and it drove me right back
I went to the counter and said "Hey waz da deeeal!?"
YO that bitch slaped me back wit a happy meal!
Now sit. KIDS@!#$*!@)(!! << !!1
"But when I get on the mic, I’ll show you what rap’s about
I’m a girl and I’m white but I can take you both out"
Hahahahaa. That’s great.
You wanna piece o this,
You cannot stop this shit,
So get a whiff of this,
Its my motha fuckin illness,
Go back into your cave,
And go slave away naked.
that’ll blast your ass to the sun!
that’ll blast your ass to the sun!
Oh nigga you back for more?
I’ll rip you up wit my raptor claw,
Cause there is no flaw, in whatever I call,
Go wit your pedophile friends,
Back to the mall,
To spy on little 5 year-old girls,
and stalk them all,
Then get caught by your MAAM,
SHAME!
look at your balls,
they’ve shrunk do damn small,
haha.
you think you can rhyme,
but really you cannot,
and now it is time for me to globe trot,
all over your face, you ugly
you just a disgrace,
if you try to mug me,
I’ll crack your head,
Till it bleeds,
In the tool shed,
Is where i keep the weed.
Hope you’re not too angry, BITCH!
Freestyle: "…….. choke……choke………." *takes deep breath* "……..CHOKE!!….."
Tryphloznix: " you the one that started this fight. Now end it!!!!
No, more, we sweet?
SWEET!
Keep on "joking" with me……