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Dualface
06-08-2005, 10:35 PM
Stubbed Toe

You walk into the room
step step BOOM!
You fall hurt to the floor
the pain galore
You’ve stubbed your toe agian
Pain and shame flow through you
for you knew the table was there but still it eluded you
Why why why can’t I just step around
for this nightly ritual has become quite profound
Then the idea strikes you like the table
duh, I can just turn on the light
surley if the room were bright
I could step over or even around the table
With pride you rise from your knee
amazed at your epiphany
You take a step
Boom!
Damn you did it again


mrmonkeyman
06-08-2005, 11:40 PM
I hate you so much.

Dualface
06-09-2005, 12:14 AM
I hate you too.

Crub
06-09-2005, 01:27 AM
I concur in this hating.

Dualface
06-09-2005, 02:11 AM
Hate, hate, hate,hate, double hate, triple hate, hattei hate hate hate

dr.spamhead
06-09-2005, 12:56 PM
you spammers i hate you all

shade17
06-09-2005, 05:41 PM
hatred

hate is part of who i am.
and so i hate you all.


Dragoncurry
06-10-2005, 04:27 AM
for you knew the table was there but still it eluded you

That one sentence makes the whole poem so gay.


Gaffelmannen
07-22-2005, 05:36 PM
I thought it was funny.. I’m from Norway, though, we don’t have sense of humor here.

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