FFVII Autobiography

I got this idea from some thread in General Discusion about what would the title for your autobiography be. So what would the one for FFVII characters be?

I can only think of two right now.

Cloud Strife: Behind the Fucking Huge Sword
Jenova: How I Lost My head

They ain’t greasat but the will do for the time being.
Any ideas for the characters?

Cloud – Sound of silence
Aeris – Lost in space
Tifa – My life as a barmaid
Cid – I had a dream
Vincent – The man with the golden gun
Yuffie – I’m a thief…..and I like it

I have no ideas for the others right now, sorry. 😉

Cat sith- why moogles suck.
Cid(FF7)- what goes up must come down
Auron- Hmph…
Kimari- …….
Sepiroth- God and me
=)

Reno-whipped
Sephiroth-psycho in the dark
Red XIII-last in the line
Rufus-the legacy
Yuffie-wait she already made one herself
Bugenhagen-sounds of the soil

They suck but there you go.

Yuffie-I’m a Materia Hunter, not a thief…

Rufus: The Firey Red Head
Red:My Father, The Statue
Barret: @$&*%#
Sqauresoft: The market is our cow
Hojo: Scientist, Mutagenic Freak

Cloud – Swords, Girls and… Spikey hair!
Barret – Me, myself and Mylene
Tifa – A fistful of glasses
Aeris – Me and Swords don’t mix
Red – Why, why, why, Seto?
Cid – The Final frontier
Vincent – I’m not a vampire!
Yuffie – I’m a materia girl
Cait – Fortunes and Liars

Sephiroth – Me and the Universe

Rufus – Why waste money?
Reno – Red head with attitude
Rude – ………..
Elena – Blonde Blabbermouth

Can’t think right now….

Cat sith- why moogles suck.
Cid(FF7)- what goes up must come down
Auron- Hmph…
Kimari- …….
Sepiroth- God and me
=)

so what’s the point of using FFX characters in an FFVII forum?
i’ve noticed this alot recently and have only chosen to speak now.

Aeris – Tending The Gardens of One’s Heart
Barret – Chocolate Salty Balls: A Recipe For Chaotic Livin’
Cid – Lost In A Cloud of Smoke
Cloud – My Homosexual Experience, and Its Effect On My Life
Red – The Life of A Science Experiment
Tifa – The Martial Mind
Vincent – Turmoil and Dispair…
Yuffie – Idiocy Can Be A Huge Foe

Aeris-why did I have to die?
Sephiroth-I am psycho. Whoppie.

Sephiroth: My Sword is better than Clouds
Tifa: Guys and My Pixelated Breasts

Tifa-Move over Lara Croft!

Aeris: Why I cannot compete with Tifa
Tifa: My bar and my other Assets

Aerith-Why my tits are only medium size…

cait sith: everything you never wanted to know

Barret – Me, myself and Mylene
barrets daughters name is marlene

the only character that would write an autobiography would be Cait Sith.

i see Sephiroth writing childrens books

Bugenhagen writes a series of small how-to books for better homes and gardens called "economical construction of home planetariums"

Tifa’s field guide on mixed drinks and presentation is quite useful

Cid writes the quick-witted and romantic descriptions on the backs of Celestial Seasonings Tea packages

Barrett would write a book about AVALANCH, but he’s right handed.

Yuffie was caught stealing Sephiroth’s book

Vincent wrote a romantic novella but it didn’t sell many copies

Aeris died before selling publishing rights.