Final Fantasy Funny Thread

Here you can post jokes or whatever that make fun of Final Fantasy. Like for example:

Quina Frog Catching- FF9:

Quina is chasing a frog around the marsh, but no success.
"Aiyaa! Stupid frog! Me catch you and cook you for breakfast!"
Quina leaps and misses.
"Come here stupid frog!"
Quina leaps again, and this time he is about to catch the frog, but it vanishes and Quina falls face-first into the mud.
"Frog… is illusion?"
Just then Quale pops up and says:
"You need to work harder Quina. Diet pills don’t do all the work, you know."

Hey, it’s a start…

FFVII is a modern-day masterpiece!
Roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflro flroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl roflrofl
til I fall off my waffle.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I got a good one!

FFVII- Shinra Flight School:

Instructor: Okay Mr. Highwind, this’ll be your first flying lesson. You do know how to fly the helicopter, right?"
Cid: "Right!"
Instructor: "Just fly up to 3,000 feet and land back down safely, got it?"
Cid: "Got it!"
~Cid climbs into the helicopter and starts the engine. He goes up, up, and down, then up, up and down, then up, up, and then crashes all the way back down. Cid climbs out from the wreckage.~
Instructor: "What happened?"
Cid: "Well, I went to 1,000 feet and that was okay, so I went up. I went to 2,000 feet and that was okay, so I went up. But then I got to 3,000 feet and it was getting cold so I switched off the fan.

Heh.