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Scene: When Inuyasha punches a hole in Yura’s chest
Yura: !!!! what the???? YOU JERK (slaps Inuyasha and he goes flying)
Director: Inuyasha, what are you doing? You’re suppose to punch a hole through her chest, not grab it!
Kagome: (to Inuyasha) You pervert!
Inuyasha: but… what did I do wrong??? My script says… (Miroku is giggling in the background)
Inuyasha: (to Miroku) you changed my script!?!?! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh die you stupid monk (chasing after Miroku with his Tetsusaiga)
Scene: When Naraku got his new body and kidnapped Kikyou
Inuyasha and Kagome: (staring at Naraku) O.o (giggling)
Naraku: (naked) …. what’s so funny??? Will you people stop giggling??? Can we all be adults here?????
Kagome: (pink face, looks away) I can’t look at that…
Kikyou: (to Kagome) you think that’s bad??? I have to let him touch me
Inuyasha: !!!! touch?????
Kagome: (to Kikyou) sure… don’t pretend like you hate it… why won’t you just stay with Naraku and leave Inuyasha and I alone!
Kikyou: why don’t you go back to your own time, little girl!
Kikyou and Kagome: (face off) gggrrrrrrrrrrr
Director: girls!!! calm down!! This is not the time, we have a show to do here. Girls!!!!
Inuyasha: (tapping on the directors’ shoulder) so….. what’s with the Naraku-touching-Kikyou talk???
Director: uh… Inuyasha… it’s in the script…..
Inuyasha: well, change the script… OR ELSE… (sharpening his claws)
Director: but…but… aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh (runs off with Inuyasha chasing after him)
Naraku: (watching) kukukuku this is fun and I didn’t have to do anything
Scene: When Kagura tells Sesshoumaru where his new sword, the Toukijin, is
Kagura: so you’re Inuyasha’s elder brother. You got a fine face.
Sesshoumaru: I know. You came all that way just to tell me that?
Kagura: well yes, that and where did you get your red eye-makeup from? It’s so much better than mine
Sesshoumaru: It’s not make-up. Is that’s all?
Kagura: ggrrr you really are clueless!
Sesshoumaru: ……… what?
Rin: (in the background, not moving) lord Sesshoumaru, she’s trying to flirt with you
Sesshoumaru: ………. what?
Kagura: (takes a feather out of her hair and flies away) how dense can you be???? JUST GO GET YOUR STUPID SWORD
Sesshoumaru: (to Jaken and the director) so… what does she means by flirt?
Director and Jaken: (sweatdrop) ……….
Scene: When Jakotsu first show up
Director: …… Jakotsu, what are you wearing??? Why aren’t you dress yet???
Jakotsu: they wouldn’t let me in the dressing room -_-
Inuyasha: that’s because you wouldn’t stop staring at us… you pervert
Jakotsu: I wasn’t staring. I was just…admiring *o*
Inuyasha, Miroku, Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Bankotsu, Suikotsu, Renkotsu: …………………
Miroku: (eyes twitching) that’s it. (unwrapping his right hand) I’m sucking him in
Director: Miroku! No! (to Jakotsu) ummm can you try to use the girls dressing room?
Kagome, Sango, Kikyou, Kagura: …………
Sango: don’t even think about it
Kagura: dare to come near our dressing room and we’ll kill you…
Director: come on, girls. It’s not like he’s interested in any you… (Girls = veins popping everywhere) ughhhh aaaahhhhh (arrows, boomerang, and wind are after him) aaaaahhhhh (runs off hiding)
Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Naraku joined force and Sesshoumaru puts his hand through Inuyasha’s chest
Sesshoumaru: (melts a hole in Inuyasha’s chest with his poison hand)
Inuyasha: aaahhhhhh
Sesshoumaru: (pulls out his hand)
Inuyasha: (falls face down on the ground and lays motionless)
Sesshoumaru: … (looking down at Inuyasha and kicks Inuyasha’s lifeless body a few times) … uhhh Inuyasha???…. oh damn, he’s dead……
Director: cut cut cut…. Inuyasha????? … SESSHOUMARU, YOU KILLED HIM!!!! AAHHHH I’M RUIN…. SESSHOUMARU (running after him with a gun)
Sesshoumaru: oh no, gotta fly (Sesshoumaru is on a cloud and flying away from the director)
Director: aaaaahhhhh damn you, Sesshoumaru… this is coming out of your paychecks!
Scene: when Shippou and Miroku tell Inuyasha to choose between Kikyou and Kagome
Inuyasha: I don’t suppose I can have both of them
Shippou: You two timing
Miroku: Well, it’s a common problem between men such as ourselves. That’s one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For, if either girls were to find out… ugh… oh no… (looks around and sees Sango, Kikyou, and Kagome surrounding the boys)
Sango: JERKS (starts whacking Miroku with her boomerang)
Inuyasha: uhhh Kikyou, Kagome, I can explain…..
Kikyou and Kagome: (pull out their bows and arrows and about to shoot Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: aaahhhhhhhh (running for his life)
Director: girls… what are you doing???? stop girls before you kill them…
Scene: when Jaken asks Sesshoumaru about the Tenseiga
Sesshoumaru: Jaken (pulls out his Tenseiga and cuts Jaken with it)
Jaken: aaahhh master Sesshoumaru… why????? (falls down dead)
Sesshoumaru: get up, Jaken. You’re fine.
Jaken: (lays lifelessly on the ground)
Sesshoumaru: (kicks Jakens’ body a few times) he’s dead… oh, no…not again… (looks at his sword) hey! this isn’t my Tenseiga!!!
Director: who switched Sesshoumaru’s Tenseiga with a real sword??? (a Jaken hater ran from the studio) aaahhhh get that idiot people…. (everyone on the set is chasing after Jakens’ murderer)
Scene: when Kouga kidnaps Kagome
Kouga: (got Kagome and starts running away) aaahhhh (slips on a banana peel…)
Kouga and Kagome: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (are falling off the cliff)
Director: CUT!!!! who puts that banana peel there???
Inuyasha: (eating bananas) ugh… oppss…. (runs away)
Director: aaaahhhhhhh (starts slamming his head against the rock) aaahhhh
Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are fighting in their fathers’ tomb
Sesshoumaru: (grabs his ear and runs his fingers through his hair)
Inuyasha: uumm!!! Sesshoumaru, don’t you think that kinda girly???
Sesshoumaru: !!! girly???
Director: ummm I think Inuyasha is right, Sesshoumaru… maybe you shouldn’t run your fingers through your hair like that….
Sesshoumaru: HOW DARE YOU CALL I, SESSHOUMARU, GIRLY. (transforms into his huge dog demon form and attacks Inuyasha and the director)
Inuyasha and Director: aaahhhhh (run away and hide)
Scene: when Rin offers Sesshoumaru food
Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but he refuses) grrrr!! EAT THE FOOD, YOU NEED TO GET BETTER!!(shoves it into his face)
Director: CUT! Rin, you’re not suppose to shove the food into Sesshoumaru’s face, stick to the script
Rin: oh ok
Director: ok take two … and action
Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but he refuses) ahhhh! grrrrr!! (shoves the food into Sesshoumaru’s face again, and start whacking him in the face) EAT *punch* THE *punch* FOOD!!! *punch*
Director: RIN CALM DOWN!! (but she still punching him) GET SECURITY!!! (they grab Rin and she finally calms down)
Sesshoumaru: (lays motionless)
Rin: uhh Sesshoumaru? oh no, I think he’s dead (runs away)
btw:i knoe my post is HUGE sry about that!
You can go ahead and post it in the other Inuyasha thread if you’d like.