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Eh, that’s enough mocking for one day. But I want to make something fun. So how about it? Any off the wall (or regular, if you dare) questions? I guarantee I’ll answer them all. I may even tell the truth sometimes!

We don’t do those here, if anyone has a question they’ll post in their corresponding forums. =)

Well hold up, I got question…

Is there any kind of love connection between the FF1 White Mage and Cecil? I heard Rosa has been getting neglected as of late and the White Mage ends up missing in most of my FF1 games! Something must be gong on between the two!

Shouldn’t this be closed…?

*closes and looks at Neo_Xzhan uncertainly*

Okay, maybe I should of said something in my last post.

This guy is trying to do what Gamefaqs Message Board users do called "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer". Basically, you ask something… anything, doesn’t matter if it’s a real FF thing or just something off the wall and basically he replies with humorous remarks and so on.

I hope that covers what you’re doing Prak. :B

Originally posted by She Don’t Use Jelly.
This guy is trying to do what Gamefaqs Message Board users do called "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer". Basically, you ask something… anything, doesn’t matter if it’s a real FF thing or just something off the wall and basically he replies with humorous remarks and so on.

At least someone gets it.

Originally posted by She Don’t Use Jelly.
Is there any kind of love connection between the FF1 White Mage and Cecil? I heard Rosa has been getting neglected as of late and the White Mage ends up missing in most of my FF1 games! Something must be gong on between the two!

I wouldn’t call it a "love" connection exactly, but they are drawn together by their shared S&M fetish.

Hi, Prak!

I played FFVII and FFVIII, and I thought that Squall and Cloud seemed a lot alike, except they had different hair. Do you think they could maybe be related, or that maybe they are the same person, just in different universes?

Originally posted by Ndi
I played FFVII and FFVIII, and I thought that Squall and Cloud seemed a lot alike, except they had different hair. Do you think they could maybe be related, or that maybe they are the same person, just in different universes?

They’re actually two parts of the same person! While in the lifestream, Cloud was split into two beings, one of whom crossed a dimensional divide. He killed the real Squall, colored his hair, and took over his identity. The gunblade was based on a prototype design of Barret’s that he stole.

Wow, thank you Prak! I feel very fufilled after hearing the answer to that question! I hope you do not mind if I ask another!

Kuja obviously cross-dresses, and yet in dialouge, he suggests that he finds females attractive. Surely, only a homosexual would cross-dress! Can you explain this to me?

I have become what I feel may be unhealthily obsessed with my quest to unlock the secret of red chocobo with pink speckles in Final Fantasy VII. Can you please tell me which theory is correct – the one that says it’s a 1/20 chance if you breed a green chocobo with a gold one, or the one that says that you have to race 50 chocobos of any type to class S (releasing them as necessary, of course) and then breeding the two with the best speed rating?

Originally posted by Ndi
Kuja obviously cross-dresses, and yet in dialouge, he suggests that he finds females attractive. Surely, only a homosexual would cross-dress! Can you explain this to me?

Perhaps Kuja is an alternate reality version of J. Edgar Hoover.

Originally posted by Agent0042
I have become what I feel may be unhealthily obsessed with my quest to unlock the secret of red chocobo with pink speckles in Final Fantasy VII. Can you please tell me which theory is correct – the one that says it’s a 1/20 chance if you breed a green chocobo with a gold one, or the one that says that you have to race 50 chocobos of any type to class S (releasing them as necessary, of course) and then breeding the two with the best speed rating?]

Neither of those are correct. You must breed a gold chocobo and a white chocobo with fuschia pinstripes. Remember that female white chocobos with fuschia pinstripes have lesbian tendencies that grow stronger with training, so don’t race them or they won’t be willing to mate with males. To get a white chocobo with fuschia pinstripes, you must ride underwater on a gold chocobo by means of the Chocolung, which is acquired after killing one of every normal monster in the game with KotR.