Superman vs. The Freshest Lemonade Stand in the Land

This is a rap. I wrote it as a joke somewhere else. Just to fill people in in general, almost everything I post in here was written spontaneously as a gag… like the other two things I have on this page currently(Ode to drugs/harry potter fanfic)

ANYWAYS:

This is a rap. So when you read it, try to imagine the phat beat that goes along with it and rap along with it. Words in bold are meant to be spoken with emphasis. Also, there is a cuss word in it. I’m not a good rapper, so it’s probably not very good, on the other hand, I think it’s the first rap ever to feature dada found term poetry, so, you know… that was neat.

Enough of my rambling:

Superman vs. The Freshest Lemonade Stand in the Land
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I went out to party with some friends of mine
laughing it up and having good times

Everything was going well until- wouldn’t you know?
We spent all our money and wound up flat broke

My girl said, "Boy you ain’t no good!"
Always spending more money than you should

That money you spent partying was for the house
Now tell me how we gonna work it out?"

I said, "Hunny-baby, don’t get your panties in a bunch
cus’ I got me a sure fire hunch
You may think I made the biggest blunder in the land
But I’ll triple what I lost with my lemonade stand

So I went to the basement and started WORKING
chopping on some wood
Then I made some lemonaide and got to TASTING
and man that junk was good!

Finally my stand was complete
And I went to have some fun
In minutes the line was over a thousand feet
and I knew I’d be number one

Then SUPERMAN came down the street
He said "My lemonaide can’t be beat!
And any fools that dare compete
are just Sucka MCs looking for defeat

And with that he pulled back his hand
Then punched a hole in my lemonaide stand!
Saying,"My super lemonaide is super sweet
And my vision catches consumers with it’s super heat
Your ice is melting and your juice taste like swill
But mine stays cool due to my breath chill

I said , "you may think your breath chill is the shit
but all that mess is is super spit
You may think you’re hot by fighting crime
But I’m super mad hotter by dropping dope rhymes"

I said:

lamp post
space ghost
heckles
freckles
hop scotch, hip hop
top notch, tip top
Get brick car you
trailor park zoo
haunted venue
so please continue

And that little verse did baffle his mind
He didn’t know how to react
Little did he know he just another victim
Of my found term dada attack

And with that superman jumped into the air
and flew away from my hood
And I made the money back plus millions more
Just like I knew I would

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Tip top. 😀

I like the found term dada attack part the most. Also, I find this to be most amusing when rapped ala Beastie Boys, as I did.

I was thinking Beastie Boys also.

Hilarious rezo.

rezo, you are my hero.

I don’t know you and I have this sudden urge to hug your leg.

Indeed, a rap worthy of the beastie boys.

That was awesome.

It’s about time someone broke the swill barrier in rap music.