Square Eye for the Straight Guy

I am reading about this in a magazine right now. The article features pictures including Zidane in sunglasses and Tidus sporting a pink hairdo. It describes it as a "new simulation in which the leading men of the Final Fantasy universe have a mission to transform a drab wreck of a video-game character from disastrous to delicious in each of their respective categories: Fashion, Angst, Summoned Entities, Materia and Weapons." Including is fashion advice from Tidus, as well as thoughts from Cloud, the Weapons Wizard. It says it’s scheduled to come out in Fabruary 200X-5.

Oh, BTW, I am reading all of this in LamePRO, a parody insert in the April 2004 (April Fool’s) issue of GamePRO. Heh heh heh heh heh!

I saw that article…the men in Final Fantasy are already feminine enough. They need a straight eye for them. ><

Sure tidus is a punce (punce = kind of a wuss and softie) and zidane might kinda be sort of one but Squall and Cloud definatly arnt girlish

Originally posted by _D3viL_Hunt3r_
Sure tidus is a punce (punce = kind of a wuss and softie) and zidane might kinda be sort of one but Squall and Cloud definatly arnt girlish
This is the second time today you call a FF character a ‘punce’ and go on explaining what it means. It’s getting boring. Learn a new word.

Tidus isn’t a wuss, but a cheerful person who is thrown into a strange,�sad world where death is the main idea and has to learn a few really shocking things. He’s got reason enough to be scared and to cry at times. I suppose you’d been so much braver, so much more manly, had you been in his place, yes sure. >:

Heh. Sing it, Misao. I probably would have been more "Squall-like" myself, but you’re right.

Haha, I see you got the same issue too.

Solid Snake does look better though. :O

Originally posted by _D3viL_Hunt3r_
Sure tidus is a punce (punce = kind of a wuss and softie) and zidane might kinda be sort of one but Squall and Cloud definatly arnt girlish

Hahahahaha!

They don’t act like it too bad, but good god…they look like girly, especially Squall.

hey cloud is a crossdresser, has been in a tub with a bunch of men, and tried to kiss the don

he must be the butch one?

on second thougth

cloud i think is bi…

cuz i think he and tifa got it on .. you know the scene like after you fly over midgear before you go in.. then afterwards tifa’;s like "you were watching" to every one on the bridge of the ship, and runs away