My Bedtime Story (fun stuff)

Quistis-Chan

12-08-2002, 01:15 AM

Courtesy of WS/Chrysalis:
(P.s. Sorry, Bri, just had to share ^_~)
This is a story WS was forced to tell me late on night from 1:12:11 AM to 2:05:15 AM

Warning: May sound familiar.

SO it begins:

Chrysalis: Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a kingdom called Corneria

CutesyMe: Was it big???

Chrysalis: it wasn’t reall big, but it wasn’t samll either

CutesyMe: hmm… middle!

Chrysalis: it was a fairly good sized kingdom though. It was ruled by a gentle king and kind queen, who had 2 very beautiful daughters

CutesyMe: did they have ponies??

Chrysalis: Princess Sara, the eldest, and princess Jane the youngest
Chrysalis: yes, they had ponies

CutesyMe: big ones??

Chrysalis: the were just the right size for the princesses

CutesyMe: oh, middle

Chrysalis: The king also had a large army to protect him from the evil monsters that lived in the wilderness around his kingdom
Chrysalis: it was considered to be the best in the world

CutesyMe: Go Team!

Chrysalis: and the man who led the army was the famous knight Garland
Chrysalis: He was the best swordsman in the kingdom
Chrysalis: No one could beat him in a duel

CutesyMe: Did he have a pony??

Chrysalis: he had a very beautiful black stallion
Chrysalis: the fastest horse in the kingdom

CutesyMe: oooOOOoh
CutesyMe: was it big??

Chrysalis: it was big

CutesyMe: WOO hoo!
CutesyMe: He’s my hero!

Chrysalis: he’s everyone’s hero

CutesyMe: ooooh, I not sharing… *covets*

Chrysalis: Garland was in love with Princess Sara
Chrysalis: but Sara loved another, a commoner from the town outside the castle

CutesyMe: *growls*
CutesyMe: *pushes Sarah out window and climbs on stallion’s back*

Chrysalis: O_o

CutesyMe: continue!!!!!

Chrysalis: Garland, not one used to being rejected, was very hurt when Sara refused his hand

CutesyMe: that’s okay, he has me!

Chrysalis: and one night, in a fit of rage, he kidnapped princess Sara and took her to the old ruins north of the kingdom

CutesyMe: ooh… bad man

Chrysalis: THe king and queen were very distraught about their daughters abduction, and sent their best troops to get her back
Chrysalis: but Garland was too good for them, and drove them away

CutesyMe: *Sniffs*

Chrysalis: Not knowing what to do, the King offered a reward for anyone who could rescue Princess Sara
Chrysalis: It was then that the commoner stepped foward

CutesyMe: ooooOOoh, was the reward a pony???
CutesyMe: did he have a pony???

Chrysalis: no, he didn’t have a pony
Chrysalis: he was poor

CutesyMe: ooooh…. poor poor boy, no pony ride..

Chrysalis: the King offered him riches untold if he could save the Princess
Chrysalis: he could have all the ponies he wanted

CutesyMe: if they were untold and he didn’t get it in writing, the guy got jipped!

Chrysalis: The commoner knew that by himself he could never beat Garland
Chrysalis: So he got 3 of his closest frinds to help him

CutesyMe: bill fred and Christopher!

Chrysalis: okay, bill fred and christopher

CutesyMe: Woohooo!!

Chrysalis: Bill was a very good martial artist
Chrysalis: he could break swords and armor with his bare hands

CutesyMe: wa-foo-yung!

Chrysalis: Fred was a priest from the church
Chrysalis: he was a master healer, and could banish evil spirits

CutesyMe: Daio-gratzia

Chrysalis: and Christopher was a powerful wizard

CutesyMe: zap.
CutesyMe: o_O

Chrysalis: they went back to the King, and he promised each of them a share of the reward once the Princess was safe
Chrysalis: They agreed and set off for the ruins in the north
Chrysalis: It was a hard and long journey to the ruins

CutesyMe: did they eat their pony?
CutesyMe: *Hides under covers*

Chrysalis: no, but they did eat their minstrels

CutesyMe: oh, *phew*

Chrysalis: First they had to make it through the wods around the kingdom itself
Chrysalis: woods even
Chrysalis: The woods were full of imps and wolves

CutesyMe: they should ride their ponies, silly!

Chrysalis: they don’t have ponies to ride

CutesyMe: oh yea.. I forgot

Chrysalis: It was hard making it through the forest

CutesyMe: yea.. they had no ponies *sniffles*

Chrysalis: the wolves and imps were very tough
Chrysalis: but they fought on, and made it past the woods to the plains beyond the kingdom
Chrysalis: the plains were very beautiful
Chrysalis: you could see for miles, and you could even see the ocean that bordered the kingdom

CutesyMe: sea-ponies???

Chrysalis: no, no sea-ponies

CutesyMe: oh, okay

Chrysalis: They decided to stop and rest there

CutesyMe: pretty

Chrysalis: it was very pretty
Chrysalis: they ate dinner, and slept that night on the plains before moving on towards the ruins

CutesyMe: dream about ponies?

Chrysalis: yes they dremt about ponies

CutesyMe: Good! ^__^

Chrysalis: they crossed the plains the next morning, and came to the evil swamp that was just south of the ruins

CutesyMe: ooh… bad place
CutesyMe: *hisses*

Chrysalis: the swamp was a very bad place, and a lot of evil monsters lived there

CutesyMe: ooh, bad place with friends

Chrysalis: It was evn harder here then it was in the forest

CutesyMe: why it do that?

Chrysalis: but the team pushed on, but had to return to the plains
Chrysalis: the monsters there were too tough for them
Chrysalis: but the commoner would not give up
Chrysalis: he went back into the swamp without his friends

CutesyMe: hmm… determined lil pony-less bugger

Chrysalis: he fought hard and bravely against the evil monsters in the swamp, but there were just to many, and he was being overwhelmed

CutesyMe: *gasps!*

Chrysalis: he knew he was going to die, but he fought harder, because he wanted to save the Princess

CutesyMe: aww… Go He Man!

Chrysalis: but just as things looked grim, his friends showed up and helped him out, and they were able to beat the monsters that lived in the swamp

CutesyMe: did they have ponies now?

Chrysalis: no, they still didn’t have ponies

CutesyMe: oh.. okay

Chrysalis: finally, they made it through the evil swamp

CutesyMe: were they dirty?

Chrysalis: very much so

CutesyMe: stinky?

Chrysalis: more than they were dirty

CutesyMe: …

Chrysalis: and they were even more tired then they were stinky

CutesyMe: *lowers her voice* did they remember to brush their teeth???

Chrysalis: but on top of the hill before them, was the ruins where Garland had taken Princess Sara
Chrysalis: the ruins were of a very old temple, and was haunted by all sorts of evil ghosts

CutesyMe: why?
CutesyMe: did they like it there?

Chrysalis: the ghosts liked it so much there that when they died, they chose to stay there instead of passing on

CutesyMe: oooooOOoh

Chrysalis: a few of them had even sworn to protect the ruins for eternity

CutesyMe: silly dead guys!

Chrysalis: the commoner told his friends that he was going to face Garland alone

CutesyMe: he was being selfish! He’s in it for the ponies!

Chrysalis: He left them at the foot of the hill, and entered the ruins by himself

CutesyMe: o.o

Chrysalis: Inside he found Garland, and Princess Sara

CutesyMe: and the black stallion???

Chrysalis: and the black stallion

CutesyMe: ooOOoh

Chrysalis: Garland was surprised to find that a commoner had made it to the ruins on his own

CutesyMe: but… he didn’t… o_O…

Chrysalis: So Garland challenged the commoner to a duel

CutesyMe: o.O
CutesyMe: GO Team!

Chrysalis: If Garland won, the Princess was his
Chrysalis: If the commoner won, Garland would let her go

CutesyMe: o.o

Chrysalis: they fought hard against each other
Chrysalis: Garland was impressed by the commoners skill
Chrysalis: but he was still the better fighter, and knocked the commoners sword from his hands

CutesyMe: Woo! My hero!

Chrysalis: He was about to swing the final strike, when Princess Sara jumped in front of the commoner to save him

CutesyMe: o_O she wanted ponies too?

Chrysalis: SHe told Garland that she loved the commoner, and wouldn’t let harm come to him

CutesyMe: aww…

Chrysalis: Garland was overcome by the amount of love she had for the commoner, and decided to let her go anyway

CutesyMe: see, he not a bad man!

Chrysalis: The commoner and Princess Sara left the ruins and headed back to the castle with thier friends

CutesyMe: smelly friends
CutesyMe: o_O

Chrysalis: Garland however, knew he couldn’t go back to the kingdom, because of what he had done

CutesyMe: He played pool with his ghost buds!

Chrysalis: He roamed the countryside, killing any evil monsters that he came across

CutesyMe: aww.. *wipes tear from eye*… bye bye hero-man

Chrysalis: The commoner and Princess Sara and their friends eventually made it back to the castle

CutesyMe: stinky o_O

Chrysalis: The king was overcome with joy, and immediately told his servants to wash them and put them in the kingdoms finest clothes

CutesyMe: Yay!

Chrysalis: After they had cleaned, the king held a feast in honor of the Princess’ safe return

CutesyMe: King’s a nice guy, he married?

Chrysalis: yes

CutesyMe: o.o oh
CutesyMe: I forgot

Chrysalis: The king then brought the 4 heros in front of him

CutesyMe: Aethos, P—.. not them?

Chrysalis: ???

CutesyMe: dartanion…
CutesyMe: Parthos?

Chrysalis: oh
Chrysalis: no, not them
Chrysalis: the commoner, bill, fred, and christopher

CutesyMe: oh yea!

Chrysalis: he offered each of them a portion of his kingdom they could rule over

CutesyMe: presents!

Chrysalis: and he also offered them as many ponies as they wanted

CutesyMe: And they lived Happily Ever After!!

Chrysalis: bill fred and christopher gladly accepted the kings offer
Chrysalis: but the commoner refused it, saying that knowing the Princess was safe was reward enough for him

CutesyMe: free ponies, who wouldn’t!
CutesyMe: *blinks in shock*
CutesyMe: .. he was dropped as a newborn, wasn’t he…

Chrysalis: the King knew that the commoner and Sara were in love, but law prevented them from being married

CutesyMe: is Sara a pony?

Chrysalis: so the King made him captain of the army, and as such, he could marry the Princess
Chrysalis: (no she’s not a pony )

CutesyMe: can I be one?

Chrysalis: I dunno, can you?

CutesyMe: hmm….
CutesyMe: no…
CutesyMe: unless….
CutesyMe: > : D

Chrysalis: the not-so-commoner and Princess Sara were married
Chrysalis: and they lived happily ever after
Chrysalis: with all the ponies they ever wanted

The End.

Young Country Gurl 2004

12-08-2002, 01:24 AM

LOL, that’s funny. What is it with the ponies though?

Rabid Monkey

12-08-2002, 01:48 AM

monkeys are better…

Autumn

12-08-2002, 06:30 AM

Heh, that’s pretty funny and somewhat weird. Lisa, what is up with the ponies? Anyhoo, it’s still pretty kawaii ^_^

pedo mc tax me softly, black person (whom i love)

12-08-2002, 07:09 AM

*insert echoing laughter here*

Faramir

12-08-2002, 07:20 AM

XD Classic, I wanna pony for christmas. SO I wonder what happened to this Garland fella.

Beautifalmaiden

12-08-2002, 08:13 AM

That’s my cuz!

You never cease to amaze me!

Kenji

12-08-2002, 05:39 PM

Hehehe, great story Quistis-chan!

That was a great fantasy type story. The character’s, setting, and the plot were very cool. All except the little pony interuptions.

mystica

12-08-2002, 09:19 PM

Ponies, ponies, ponies….they are sooooo cool!
Can I have one too?
That’s great Lisa! I remember a story about ponies *caugh* anyway, hope Brian doesn’t get mad!

Kitten

12-09-2002, 03:31 AM

Brian, Lisa, ya’ll are too adorable for your own good. 😛

That was extremely cute, and I loved it. I normally don’t like reading a whole lot of stuff, but I really liked that.

I’ll have to make Brian tell me a bedtime story one night. ^_^

Nny

12-09-2002, 12:12 PM

See what you’re getting me into, Lisa? 😛

Man, we must’ve been on something that night…

O_o;

Drea

12-09-2002, 04:47 PM

*laughs* That was funny. And I liked the story.

*wants a bedtime story too* j/k

And the pony interruptions were cute.

(What were you two on, btw?) ^__~

FunkyC

12-12-2002, 04:46 AM

Lol I wish I had bedtime stories like that, (poor deprived me)
Anyhoo, cool story, loved reading it (and I liked the pony parts…..nothing wrong with ponies….well ok yeah monkeys are better, but thats besides the point)

*wanders off*

pedo mc tax me softly, black person (whom i love)

08-30-2003, 03:51 AM

Originally posted by Nny
See what you’re getting me into, Lisa? 😛

Man, we must’ve been on something that night…

O_o;

Oh, don’t go blaming it on her. You know it’s your fault.

To heck with ponies, and monkeys too!

Teddy bears and conversations with Lisa are far better, IMO.