The return of ….Final Fantasy Jerry Springer style

OK from what I read this should be OK, just that no one ruins it. 😀

OK here we go.

Jerry: Welcome to todays show, and the subject for today is "Does it matter if your a load of pixels?"
So would you put your hands together for Cloud Strife and his new wife Tifa!

*Audience applause*

Jerry: So what does it feel to be used by real people in a game, and what does it feel like to be pixelated?

Cloud: Well……(You lot can carry on)

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OK from what I read this should be OK, just that no one ruins it. 😀

OK here we go.

Jerry: Welcome to todays show, and the subject for today is "Does it matter if your a load of pixels?"
So would you put your hands together for Cloud Strife and his new wife Tifa!

*Audience applause*

Jerry: So what does it feel to be used by real people in a game, and what does it feel like to be pixelated?

Cloud: Well……(You lot can carry on) OH JOY SOMONE DID A RETURN OF MY THREAD LETS HOPE IT DOSEN’T GET MESSED UP AGAIN*LOOKS very strangly at garnets lover*

here we go

cloud:………well jerry being pixalated does get annoying like you have to follow the story AND WE DON’T EVEN GET POTTY BREAKS

Jerry:and when the player switches off the game do you stand really still until someone switches the game back on

Tifa: actully thats the only time when we get to do anything we like

Jerry:ANYTHING

CLOUD: ANYTHING

😀

Jerry:so in the story of the game there seems to be a love connection between you tifa and AEIRES

Cloud: there is and i’ve got a confession to make to tifa……..

tifa: w……what is it

cloud:well when i fell down in sector (i can’t remember which one it is) and you thought i was gone well i sorta met AEIRES and she nursed me back to health but then we started to make out

Tifa: WHAT HOW DARE YOU,YOU *BLEEP*

Cloud:thats not all……………………….

Cloud: Thats not all, well Reno came into the pace where Aeris and I were making out, and well he joined into have a threesome.

Tifa: WHAT, YOU SICK F**K, AND YOU MARRIED ME KNOWING THIS.

Cloud: I was going to tell you sooner but ……

Tifa: DON’T MAKE UP EXCUSES.

Jerry: So Cloud, while you were making Virtual love to Aeris and Reno, did you feel any guilt afterwards

Cloud: (You guys carry on)

Cloud:yes jerry i feel very guilty and i want to say sorry to tifa *gets down on his knees* Tifa i was under aeris spell will you forgive me

Tifa: oh cloud your so sweet but i also have a confession to make

Jerry: tell us tifa

Tifa:well cloud when you fell i thought dead and im not one of those people who fell sad for there partners death so i went out with barret!

Cloud: 😮 BARRET YOU WENT OUT WITH BARRET!

Cloud: 😮 BARRET YOU WENT OUT WITH BARRET!?

Tifa:uuuhhhh, well yeah, you know, you were…dead… so to speak, so….so…what else was i supposed to do!

Cloud: Yeah, but, Barret? :uh?:

Tifa:Who else was I supposed to….

Barret walks out on to stage

Barret: 😯 Tifa, what you doin’ with that spikey-headed ^$U@)@&*$*@(*$@(@($*&%^# !?!?!?!?

Tifa: Barret you don’t understand!

Barret: (your turn)

Barret: ……..Like hell I don’t, woman! *backhands her*

Cloud: Hey! DON’T HIT HER, GODDAMMIT!

Barret: I’ll do what I want, beeeyotch!

*Cloud jumps on Barret and they start fighting*

Tifa: Stop it! I have something to say!

*Barret and Cloud settle down*

Tifa: I’ve given it some thought, and I don’t love either of you! The man I love is way better than you two are! And he’s rich!

*Rufus walks out*
*ShinRa guards restrain Cloud and Barret*

Cloud: Why you little *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEEEEEEP*!

Rufus: ……………..

can’t believe im doin this…but what the hell…

jerry interupts rufus: sorry but we’ll be right back!

*commercial breaks and looks for guests* do you have an embarassing fetish for made-up pixels? If so, please tell us about it*

*back on*

jerry: and we’re back! So let’s see cloud…and tifa are married, and cloud cheated on her with aeris, and tifa cheated on him with barret…and then she cheated on both of them with Rufus…quite some action, huh?

*audience applause*

jerry: well, we have some other news, you wanna tell us about it rufus???

*audience ooes*

rufus: yea, uhh i have this confession, tifa…im in love with heidegger!

tifa *disheartened*: *after a few seconds* why?

rufus: well, i hid my true feelings by rippin on him…truthfully, i just have to listen to his laugh!

*audience booing*

jerry: well let’s bring him out!

*heidegger comes out and ___________*

(this is beginning to look like a FF7 thing, so try to add some other characters)

Well We’re back. A dispute between the ff7 crew has broken out backstage. And so we’re now bringing out Tidus!
So Tidus, how does it feel to be in such an tough triangle and a dream?
Tidus: Well, I’m not really a dream. I’m here now as a real life person. I have a confession to make to my wife Yuna.

Jerry: Rikku, I Believe.

Rikku: Yes

Jerry: What does this have to do with you?

Rikku: Well…I’m gonna confess to Yuna, I’m carrying Tidus’s child.

(GASPS)
Tidus: I’m going to divorce Yuna for my sweety Rikku.

(Yuna Walks out)
Jerry: So, Yuna, how can you describe you relationship with Tidus?
Yuna: It’s great, i get alot of action from him.
(WOOHOO! LAUGHTER)
Jerry: Well how would you like to know what Tidus has to tell you?
Yuna: What?
Tidus: I’m having Rikku’s Child
Yuna:….YOU MOTHER F**ER! YOU B@STARD! RIKKU YOU LITTLE BIT*H!
(RIPS SHIRT AND BRA OFF)
YUNA: YOU SEE THIS?! HUH?! (CENSORED)
RIKKU: OH YEA?! LOOK AT THIS (RIPS EVERYTHING OFF)
YUNA: GASP! OK YOU WANNA GET DIRTY HUH!?
::RUNS OVER TO TIDUS RIPPING HIS CLOTHES OFF::
RIKKU: GASP!
::GRABS YUNA’S TITIES AND JERKS HER OFF STAGE::
Tidus: You know……i don’t want either one of you…i’ve got someone else…
RIKKU AND YUNA: WHO!?
Wakka walks in naked
Tidus: THAT’S WHAT I WANNA SEE! Sorry, I’m gay.
BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
(continue)