roses are red
pickles are green
i love your legs
and whats between…. lol
heres a good line that will never work….
this drinks on me,
maybe later i can be on you….
lol… if you want just keep adding more funny poems and lines……later…
poem…..
roses are red,
my tie is black,
why is your chest as flat as my back….
liner…..
how do you like your eggs in the morning,
scrambled or fertilized???
lmao…..later…
poem:
there once was a guy from wooncocket,
who shoved his balls in an electrical socket,
along came a bitch who turned on the switch,
and his wang flew like a rocket!!!
liner:
are you religious???
cuz your going to be screaming oh my god all night….
later….. you guys are great!!!!
oh my… but really funny!
all i can think of is liners right now lol…here they are…..
are you a squirrel?
then why you looking at my nuts….
your mom calls me fred flinstone,
because i make her bed-rock….
are you a mailman?
then why you checking out my package…
hmmm i know these ones are lame, but still kinda funny….later fellow friends…..
More 8-bit theatre (http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/027.htm)
Black Mage does not learn quickly (http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/028.htm)
-Fujin, who can relate any topic to Final Fantasy
heres a poem for ugly chicks…..
nappy hair nappy hair,
face like a frog,
let me turn you over,
and do you like a dog…..
joke:
whats most common between fat chicks and mopeds???
there both fun to ride until your friends find out……
hehehehe later……
the word of the night is LEGS lets go to my place and spread the word
that dress looks good on you but it’d look even better beside my bed
There was a young boy made of glass,
who had 2 balls made out of brass,
in very cold weather, he’d hit them together,
and sparks would come flying out of his ass.
just funny jokes:
you ever have sex in the circus???
its fucking in-tents…… (ou have to kinda think about this one to get it…….)
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper….the bartender says, "hey you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?"
the pirate says, "ey!!! its driving me nuts!!!"
later!!!!!
Girl, if I was a squirell in outer space,
I’d nut in Uranus.
Kinda dumb, but I laughed :lol
There is this girl at my school and she is the biggest whore; everyone thought she had crabs….
So I hear the next week that a whole bunch of guys were planning to take her to the beach, burry her upside down and let the crabs go free!
(I thought it was funny, maybe you just had to be there?!?!?)
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a dog
and it looks just like you!
violets are blue
roses are thorny
come on over baby
cuz you make me horny!
lol, those are pretty good. Here’s one a friend of mine told me about the other day:
Girl, if I was a squirell in outer space,
I’d nut in Uranus.
Kinda dumb, but I laughed :lol ahhh man i almost pissed myself when i heard that one!!!!:D
poem:
you and your mom are just alike,
both of you act like a dyke,
all i asked was for a threesome,
your selfish dad said give me some,
so i put a laxitive in his drink,
woah your sis can suck a dink,
he was too busy taking a shit,
your moms a bitch she sucked and then spit,
damn youjr family is so hollow,
all i wanted was for her to swallow……
damn i just made that up….i know it sucks but just laugh anyways…..:D
>what?
When you fell from heaven…
Do I know you?
>No.
Well my pants do…
No real quotes or poems from me, but I have a joke.
This nun had hailed a cab in the busy streets of L.A. The nun got in, and had directed the address to the cab driver. They were driving along for about 5 minutes, then the driver spoke out.
"Umm, Miss…I have something to tell you…but I’m not sure..it might offend you.."
The nun replied, "My son, through my life, nothing could offend me. Please, tell me."
"The cab driver then said, "Well, I’ve always had a fantasy of having oral sex from a nun…"
The nun replied, "Well on two conditions. One, you’re single, and two, you’re catholic."
The cab driver replied with joy, "Yes, I’m a single man, and yes I’m as catholic as it gets!"
The nun then said, "Well alright, pull into the next alley."
The driver did so and had his moment of glory. They soon got back in the cab. They drove along for about 5 minutes, then the cab driver started crying. The nun asked, "My son, what is wrong?"
The driver replied back, "My sister, I’ve lied, I’ve sinned…I’m a married man and I’m jewish."
The nun replied, "That’s ok. My name’s Kevin and I’m going to a costume party."
XD One of my favorites…
Sex is like math.
You add the bed,
subtract the clothes,
divide the legs,
and prey you don’t multiply.
This is weird cause I have a sick mind and so many more, but for some odd reason, I can’t think of them. I’ll post em when I remember!
And… make sure you keep them coming, that’s extremely funny… after I’ve healed from that terrible SHOCK you cause me…
I’ll come along to the game once I remember as funny as those yours… 😀
funny, BUT MORE GROSS!!!
GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!
Also Celesta, i like the name Crystal_Aeris better. Bring it back ;_;
here’s one you all probably heard…(maybe from here)
"Excuse me, do i know you because my pants sure do!"
hey, you remember the commercial with cedric the entertainer?…that was pretty funny!
ANYWAYS I GOT THIS FROM MY BEST FRIEND
SEX IS BAD
SEX IS A SIN
SINS ARE FORGIVEN
SO LETS BEGIN
oh i got a great one:D
there was this man standing outside a bar
another man goes up to him and asks"what are you doing"
the man replies"im waitng for the queens legs to open so i can get a drink.
NOW IS THAT FUUNY OR WHAT!:D
Line: how about we ride my skin bus to tuna town???
Poem:
i like you, you like me,
lets have sex and be happy.
Poem:
Through your eyes i can tell,
masturbation will send me to hell,
but you should know i cant stop,
im worse then a girl buying clothes in a shop,
maybe if you wanted it done,
you should just give me some,
take off your clothes,
and noone should know!
(gay but silly)
:rolleyes: