Hey peoples let's design an alternative Advent Children storyline!

For example:

Denzel: We'll see you there, won't we Cloud
Cloud glares at Denzel.
Denzel pisses in his trousers and runs away.
Tifa gets up on the back of Clouds Bike
Cloud: What the Hell are you doing woman, piss off!
Cloud shoves Tifa off bike and drives away.

All ideas welcome.

as cloud is riding to the sunset he takes some sunglasses and says "i guess i could say... i saved the day" then a loud YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH is heard as the camera zooms out.

Yuffie steals some shit. Gets locked in chains and never seen again.

Cid gives up smoking. Marries his airship.

Red XIII hunts down Denzel and pisses on him some more.

Happy ending.

A: The best version, would be Cloud and Co., looking at the viewer and shouting in one voice:

THIS IS A MOVIE BASED OFF OF A GAME, RELEASED OVER A DECADE AGO!! GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON JACKASS!!

B: As this is to do with Advent Children, this should be in the Advent Children subforum.

as cloud is riding to the sunset he takes some sunglasses and says "i guess i could say... i saved the day" then a loud YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH is heard as the camera zooms out.

Does The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" start playing?

Well it would be better than Calling that's for sure.

Does The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" start playing?
It better be playing.

Zack and Aerith come back to life and go on double dates with Cloud and Tifa. Sometimes doing a partner swap.

How about Sephiroth kills everyone off and then himself? That way HE saves the day because now there can't possibly be anything more to do with this crap.

How about Sephiroth kills everyone off and then himself? That way HE saves the day because now there can't possibly be anything more to do with this crap.

Seconded.

obviously, there wouldnt be much of a point if it didnt.

No, no I've got a better one. Sephiroth kills every one then goes to Costa Del Sol for a sun holiday.
And for music we'll have....The Beatles singin' (all together now) "All you need is love, (wa, wa, wa, wa, wa), All you need is love, love , love, love. Love is all you need" :P

No, there's one even better.

FFVII AC was never made. That'd be better.

No, there's one even better.

FFVII AC was never made. That'd be better.

I second this. And third this, and fourth this, and fifth this. Awesome graphics + bogus storyline = bad movie.

No, no I've got a better one. Sephiroth kills every one then goes to Costa Del Sol for a sun holiday.
And for music we'll have....The Beatles singin' (all together now) "All you need is love, (wa, wa, wa, wa, wa), All you need is love, love , love, love. Love is all you need" :P

If that were the case then Sephiroth would've survived which would cause more milking of this crap because it would spawn another movie/game with him as the star. Then by some "magical" and desperate attempt, all the other characters would somehow get revived. Sorry, but I'd much rather everyone be dead.

Whatever.

Yawn,I don't know why people, who don't like a game, have to continuously tell us (who do like it) ALL about their undying hatred. We get the picture so MOVE ON man. It actually looks like you have a fixation on something you supposedly hate. Also I have noticed that those who "hate" the game get more hung up over the tiny details than those who like it. That's just pathetic, if you want off then jump, don't bore us with your negativity. Here's a REALLY GOOD IDEA for those who hate FFVII: GO TO ANOTHER FORUM.

Peoples, I wash my hands of this maddness.

Yawn,I don't know why people, who don't like a game, have to continuously tell us (who do like it) ALL about their undying hatred. We get the picture so MOVE ON man. It actually looks like you have a fixation on something you supposedly hate. Also I have noticed that those who "hate" the game get more hung up over the tiny details than those who like it. That's just pathetic, if you want off then jump, don't bore us with your negativity. Here's a REALLY GOOD IDEA for those who hate FFVII: GO TO ANOTHER FORUM.

Peoples, I wash my hands of this maddness.

The point of my hatred for this particular Final Fantasy, is due to the incessant, prepubescent fanboys/girls who cream their pants in explosive delight with anything to do with a game which is over a decade old; people who even now, compare other RPG's with this and state it's the bestest ever and fail to understand that no one cares; people who think that SE created a universally accepted 100% perfect game, which it isn't.

As for the following:


Here's a REALLY GOOD IDEA for those who hate FFVII: GO TO ANOTHER FORUM.

Why? A: This is a Final Fantasy forum, NOT a Final Fantasy VII Forum. B: There are a lot of people who hate FFVII here as well as those who love it. C: If you can't stand someone not liking this game, then howabout YOU, GO TO ANOTHER FORUM.

Cream their pants? Cut the graphics man, there's no need for that crap.
Anyway dude, this may have escaped your notice but you're replying to FF VII topics so maybe you should move on.

Let me guess; your next post will probably tell me to move on, then I'll turn around and tell you to move on, then you'll tell me to take a hike, then I'll tell you to jump off a mountain and blah, blah, blah.
Look, do what you bloody well want, just spare us the negativity. Has it ever entered that pretty little head of yours that maybe others who like the game just hate it when people like you keep running it down? I'm well aware of the fact that there are others who dislike the game who post here too, so what? The problem is, that I keep running into you. So you're the one I'm talking to right now, OK chickpea!

It's alright I'll play fair. I'll try not to hurt your feelings TOO much.

First part of your post I'm not going to even bother responding to, as I honestly can't be bothered responding to crap I've already done so in the past to other FFVII fanboys/girls like yourself.

Second part: I'll tell you to stfu and grow up.

Running into me all the time eh? Well, stop responding to what I say and I'll leave you alone. That and stop posting period. Besides, I enjoy slapping idiot FFVII fanboys/girls like you around, it amuses me.

It amuses you! SICK CREATURE!

So far as not responding, what's with that? You just did LOL.

And what's with the "I'll leave you alone" crap? You don't get out of it that easy man. However if you want to run, be my guest.

Exactly, let him be your guest. I'm telling you now, don't continue this crap here. If you must, take it to PM, but Death's Head has already told me he's not responding anymore in this section and I'm going to hold him to that.

Here's a REALLY GOOD IDEA for those who hate FFVII: GO TO ANOTHER FORUM.

Peoples, I wash my hands of this maddness.

There's quite a few people here that don't even like Final Fantasy anymore. I'm just reigning on your parade because I'm bored and there's nothing else to do. And because you respond to my posts, my boredom is no more therefore, I'll keep posting until said boredom takes over in this area too. Then I'll move on and find something else to do.

FFVII sucks donkey balls

To IDX:
Man I respect the fact that you don't like the game, but please try to give room to and cooperate with people who do like it. It's only fair seeing as this is the FF VII section. I mean that's all I'm saying, you can accept it at face value or not, whatever suits you. I just think that that sort of negativity ruins topics for no good cause. I'm not saying that this is greatest topic in the world or anything but it was my first so give me a bit of a break here.
I've been onto other forums and have had great debates with people who dislike and like the game, so it just goes to show that it takes all sorts to make a good discussion.
Maybe if there hadn't been such disgusting remarks thrown at me by Death Head, I might not have been so petty over it all. I didn't mean to piss off everyone who dislikes FF VII, it's just that he/ she annoyed me by posting negative crap all the time. Sometimes I find that the people who hate the game have the funniest things to say in topics like this, I didn't know that he/ she would tear the ass out of it.

So keep posting for as long as you're interested and don't let that petty shit get in the way. :)

To Agent0042:
Thanks for the info man, but I don't think I'll waste my time and PM him/ her. It was just a load of crap that got out of hand for no good reason.
I just hope that this topic won't be abandoned because of it. Somehow I think it will be, becasuse I'ld say that between the two of us we have managed to piss everyone off with our remarks.

Take it to PM, if you must. - Agent0042

OK peoples argument over. We can continue if y'all want to. It's up to you. :)

That's just how Death Head is. His remarks are pretty bitchy if I may say so myself! I just like being that little stinging pain in your finger that's annoying and won't go away.

I'd much rather play a DDR marathon than watch FFVII's opening movie.

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That's just how Death Head is. His remarks are pretty bitchy if I may say so myself! I just like being that little stinging pain in your finger that's annoying and won't go away.

I'd much rather play a DDR marathon than watch FFVII's opening movie.

*Ahem!* Death's Head and myself have resolved our differences and now see eye to eye. We've put this argument behind us and are now friends. Anyway I gave as good as I got, so if Death's Head is bitchy so am I.

You think, FFVII's opening movie is that bad huh. In what way is it bad- I'm just curious as to your reasons.
Anyway you aren't annoying.......yet :)

It's not the opening movie. It's the fact that it's FFVII.

I finally found a use for FFVII... Okay, I lied. Still working on that. When I find a use for it besides wasting valuable time to play a game that isn't complete shit I'll let you know.

The disc can be used to scrape frost off the windows of your car!
or
How about using the disc as a beer mat?

That beer mat actually sounds like a good idea! I'll have to give this a try next time I'm out to buy some beer.

Do, and tell me later if you finally found a use for FF VII (well...... for the disk at least). :D