Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. gods i hated having to sit through that crap.

wrong section. also, i think it's been done before.

ooh, my bad.

No fun allowed here.

man chewey, this is your time to shine! bust out that list you have that's miles long

Tell me something you like first and then I'll say it's the worst. That's how it works.

i like you chewey~

:)

Ahh, what the hell...

Hobgoblins was the worst movie I've ever seen, but the good people at MST3K made it watchable.

Oh, and Batman and Robin was awful too.

Chewey is actually one of my favorite movies.

I could never finish Batman & Robin, Street Fighter (Van Damme) or the remake of THe FOg

But arnold was awesome, FREEZE! FROZEN. WINTER ICE! CHILL! CHILL!! CHILL!!!

In the spirit of the season:

Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens.

Mere words cannot describe how laughably bad this 'film' is. Officially regarded by the Golden Raspberry Awards as the 'second-worst film of all time', I remember back in the early 90's (the film was an antique even then), my mum bought a copy of it from the bargain bin at a supermarket. After watching it once we were cringing after 5 minutes.

Then the VCR chewed up the tape without even reaching the end.

You know a video is bad when even the player wants to destroy it. :p

Even though this is in the wrong section... I'll play along.

Worst Movie I ever saw... that's a hard question to answer as I've seen a LOT.

I'll say that the worst I've seen in the last month or so, was The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Buckaroo_Banzai_Across_the_8th_D imension)...

Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens.

Wasn't is Santa Claus Conquerors the Martians? Or are we thinking of two films.

Mine is Manos: Hands of Fate.

inb4 Plan 9

I love watching bad movies normally, msted or not. The most terrible movie I've ever seen is probably some sci-fi channel movie like Komodo vs. Cobra, but the least entertaining movie I've ever seen is Pearl Harbor.

Bewitched. Gosd it was boring. I only laughed once during the whole damn thing. Damnit WIll Ferrel I WASNT MY MONIES BACK HAHFDAHSFQH)OEWHC

The most terrible movie I've ever seen is probably some sci-fi channel movie like Komodo vs. Cobra

I watched that a few nights ago, the komodo looked more like an iguana to me lol.

Worst movies I see are movies shown on zone horror like Gingerdead Man and Big Bad Wolf (big bad wolf involving a perverted werewolf who rapes a girl in the ass before killing her and even as a human forces an underage girl to give him a blowjob, seriously it's horrible)

Mr Woodcock, in recent years. St Trinians was pretty dire too. Never Back Down as well, I saw some awful movies in that 12-month period.

In the spirit of the season:

gtfo

Game, set, match. Point. Scott. Game over. End of game. *leaves*

Big Bad Wolf (big bad wolf involving a perverted werewolf who rapes a girl in the ass before killing her and even as a human forces an underage girl to give him a blowjob, seriously it's horrible)

that reminds of the horror movie, Jack Frost....which is pretty horrible too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMHIlXTUU4

classic cinema

oooh, i got a worst movie, even worster then the one i posted at the start of the topic. JUNIOR. with AHNULD Swatzenneggah. my god, surely the Terminator can do better.

Oh dear. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been mentioned three times already, and this thread isn't even on the second page.

The Governator gets no respect.

:sigh:

I would have to say the Garbage Pail Kids movie, GOD that is a horrible movie that is painful to view, it has no value in it to make it a so bad it is good type of flick. This movie just flat out sucks and should be used for torture.

oooh, i got a worst movie, even worster then the one i posted at the start of the topic. JUNIOR. with AHNULD Swatzenneggah. my god, surely the Terminator can do better.

What?? I LOVE that movie! The Terminator giving birth? CLASSIC! And I thought it was funny too!

Anyways, the worst movie that I've seen (that I can remember) would have to be Eragon. I'm a big fan of the books and when I saw the movie, I couldn't believe how much they fucked up the story already when it was only 10 minutes in. I think the most amount of money went into the dragon, Saphira. She had the best looks and even her voice actress captured the character. I was so disappointed :mad:!

I read that guy's name as Son of Gohan.

In the spirit of the season:

Okay, I didn't even see that post.

-20,000 rep, bro.

:tommydissapproves:

One of the few things I like about Christmas at all. Because it's such an idealized version. Yes, I said idealized. Sleazy neighbor and all :D

Okay, I didn't even see that post.

-20,000 rep, bro.

:tommydissapproves:

One of the few things I like about Christmas at all. Because it's such an idealized version. Yes, I said idealized. Sleazy neighbor and all :D

http://i49.tinypic.com/33219ie.gif

In the spirit of the season:



:ohgod:

It's got to be King Kong (all versions), Ghost and The Call

"The Artist". Mostly because of all the bullshit hype around it, and secondly cuz it won an oscar, and 3rd cuz it was so so bad, incredibly boring and self-indulgent.

All three Transformer films. Michael Bay, so an unending stream of crap is expected. And Dark Shadows. What the hell happened to Tim Burton? And Priest, which at least had a fantastic score. (In the case of Priest why would you buy the rights to the manhwa and then use nothing from it? Hollywood, where no one knows anything.)

"Tales Of An Ancient Empire" an absolutely HORRID sequel to quite a nice film (Sword and the Sorceror) and by the same director of both if possible. Oh, and ANY film by Adam Riffkin.

Terminator 3. Shockingly bad given how good the first two were.

Just saw this thread...

I have to say, the worst film I've ever seen was probably "Stuart Little 3". It was complete c**p, especially as the first two were so brilliant! I mean, why did they change it from live action + CGI to some rubbish 2D animation?? And what a stupid, unoriginal and totally boring storyline!!! Wow, it was a bad film.

I think after that on my list of worst films would come "Ice Age 4: Continental Drift". The first Ice Age was SO amazing, the second was pretty similar, and the third wasn't too bad. But the fourth was terrible. No real humour (I think I laughed maybe twice), no real suspense (the antagonists were so incredibly lame), and no story worth even thinking of.

And after Ice Age 4, maybe "Monsters Vs. Aliens". I'm not even gonna bother talking about it, as right now I'm really tired and need to go to bed.

Why doesn't someone start a best film thread?

Worst movie for me was Kung Pow Enter the Fist...I might as well just have flushed that $5 down the toilet and waved bye bye. After that maybe Prince and Me 2 and a long list of straight-to-DVD sequels. I've learned my lesson about those.

Scream (1981)

Not the Scream movie everyone thinks of first. This turd had something to do with a group of people who stumble upon a ghost town. Most of the film consists of the group sitting around in an abandoned building waiting for morning. Almost nothing happens. Just waiting.

I'm amazed it was recently rescued from obscurity and released on dvd while other great 80s horror titles like The Slayer and Spookies have yet to see the light of day.

The Hunger Games 1 & 2, they`re so idiotic in fact i don`t know which one is worst, both the books and the movies !

Iron Man 3. Judging from the *ahem* script, Shane Black hates heroes and hates Iron Man. Hopefully Marvel will never, ever let him near its characters again.

By far, Birdemic. God, it should be called "No Effort: The Movie".

Probably the Lizzie McGuire Movie. I mean, shit, I paid full box office price at the cinema expecting some girl-on-girl action between Hilary Duff and the brunette one, and what do I get? An entire feature-length film chronicling a vacation.

Fuck, I can take my own damn vacation for fuck's sake. If I wanted rich peoples' exploits thrown in my face, I'd just cruise to the local supermarkets and snatch up a softcore issue featuring Sandra Bullock's gelatinous how-many-poor-Taiwanese-factory-workers-could've-been-fed-for-a-year-with-the-money-those-cost jug implants.

that reminds of the horror movie, http://fashionold.com/hu4h.jpghttp://interinsurances.com/huht.jpg

Iron Man 3. Judging from the *ahem* script, Shane Black hates heroes and hates Iron Man. Hopefully Marvel will never, ever let him near its characters again.

Actually IM3 was the highest grossing film of 2013 ($1,215,439,
994) so they probably will.

Actually IM3 was the highest grossing film of 2013 ($1,215,439,
994) so they probably will.

I only just saw Iron Man for the first time a couple of nights ago... it was so good! Have to see IM2+3 now...

Actually, the worst movie I ever saw was The Iraq War. Never did get to see the WMD and never seemed to end. I fell asleep a couple of times during. Talk about breaking Anton Chekhov's law.

Actually IM3 was the highest grossing film of 2013 ($1,215,439,
994) so they probably will.
Unfortunate but true. Of course good box office (or great in the case of IM3) does not mean the film was any good (or great.) Transformers and Twilight were licenses to print money (those films probably earned more than the GNP of some small countries) but in 10, 15, or 20 years will they be considered on the same level as say Raiders of the Lost Ark, Bladerunner, or T2? I have nothing against movies that are big and loud, just ones that are big, loud and incredibly stupid.

Epic Movie.

I've seen the film "ninja champion" by godfrey ho. Dubbing & acting is so bad that it become hilarious.
An extract from the film "Ninja Kill" that has a similar "spirit":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_nysRu3Yi8

(didn't manage to embed this video)

I think the worst movie I've ever seen is one called Nola, starring Emmy Rossum back in 2003. It's just mindbogglingly bad.

The plot (spoilers!) in a nutshell, as best I can remember it: Nola comes to New York to find the father she's never met and maybe become a songwriter or something, ends up homeless and working in a diner and then at an escort service, falls in love with a lawyer who's also a fry cook, helps a male escort fake his own beating to assuage an angry millionaire, further pisses off the millionaire who kidnaps her mother and won't release her until Nola participates in a kinky sex game involving him in diapers and her acting like his mommy, discovers that the lawyer who helps them out against the millionaire is (shocker!) her father and responds by singing a lame ballad to him, accompanying herself on a piano that luckily happened to be sitting unused next to their table at a restaurant.

And the acting and script are both Oscar-worthy (http://youtu.be/uIVvBSl7F8E), obviously.

I've seen the film "ninja champion" by godfrey ho. Dubbing & acting is so bad that it become hilarious.
An extract from the film "Ninja Kill" that has a similar "spirit":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_nysRu3Yi8

(didn't manage to embed this video)

Great White Ninja endorses Ninja Kill. xD. What's with the Kraftwerk soundtrack halfway through?! xD

Great White Ninja endorses Ninja Kill. xD. What's with the Kraftwerk soundtrack halfway through?! xD

Well, according to wikipedia:

Ho's film making also included uncredited and apparently unauthorized use of music from Miami Vice, Fight! Iczer One, Kamen Rider Super-1, Star Trek, Star Wars and Combat Mecha Xabungle, and by Wendy Carlos, Vangelis, Pink Floyd, Tangerine Dream, Clan of Xymox, Logic System and Steve Hillage, among others, as background score in his movies.

They could add Kraftwerk to the list.
Godfrey Ho - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_Ho)

The worst movie for me is (BTW, probably NSFW)Cannibal Holocaust (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_Holocaust). The movie is basically a new film crew treks through the Amazon to look for the original crew; along the way they see horrible sights, and then they are able to convince a tribe to return the OC's film footage. They find the OC did monstrous acts, including 6 real animal deaths, the burning of real tribe's huts, lots of evil stuff.

Probably on par with Kefka.

The worst movie for me is (BTW, probably NSFW)Cannibal Holocaust (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_Holocaust). .


I didn't see the whole film (only short parts) , but I found the soundtrack interesting (I included a track on my compilation "Music for Myths & Rituals (Thread 135305)").
Otherwise you have to notice that in the film, the killing of humans was so realistic, that the film director was judged on a court, and he got to prove that everything was not real. So I'd consider this film more "horrible" than "bad". I guess "gore fans" (such pathological people exists) would love that film.

Oh, and since you mention "cannibal holocaust" , I must mention the "racist cake" video, just for the fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCK6zvWEN_Q

The only way I survived Birdemic was by watching the Rifftrax version.

With the Twilight movies, even that was almost not enough.

Surely "The Lone Ranger" - I promised my daughter I'd watch it with her - now there's 149mins of my life I'm never getting back (not that I'm counting).

Surely "The Lone Ranger" - I promised my daughter I'd watch it with her - now there's 149mins of my life I'm never getting back (not that I'm counting).

Wow, is it that bad?! I thought it looked quite good...

Wow, is it that bad?! I thought it looked quite good...

I quite enjoyed it myself.

Surely "The Lone Ranger" - I promised my daughter I'd watch it with her - now there's 149mins of my life I'm never getting back (not that I'm counting).
Look on the bright side: think of the months the actors, director and crew wasted on a movie that not only flopped but was a financial black hole for Disney. I wouldn't want my name associated with that.

Look on the bright side: think of the months the actors, director and crew wasted on a movie that not only flopped but was a financial black hole for Disney. I wouldn't want my name associated with that.

Sounds like a candidate for another Alan Smithee production.

Anything with the words "Star Wars" in the title. Apart from the Family Guy versions.

Anything with the words "Star Wars" in the title. Apart from the Family Guy versions.

For Shame! Lol Must be a teeny bopper or college student.

Or it could be that Atget just doesn't see the appeal in those grotesquely overrated holy grails of nerdom.

Actually thought the Family Guy SW spoofs were pretty mediocre. Didn't laugh all that much. Maybe I'm just not so familiar with the films.

that movie with Bill Cosby jumping off the building riding an ostrich. (sorry, the title eludes me)

For Shame! Lol Must be a teeny bopper or college student.
Neither. Just an intelligent person, able to see through bad dialogue, 2 dimensional characters, and leaden plotlines.

Just wait 'til Episode 7 comes out. You'll be back here (assuming you "saw" it). xD

Just wait 'til Episode 7 comes out. You'll be back here (assuming you "saw" it). xD

I wouldn't sully my eyeballs with it.

that movie with Bill Cosby jumping off the building riding an ostrich. (sorry, the title eludes me)

Leonard Part 6 horrible even for Cosby, it could have been better.

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Or it could be that Atget just doesn't see the appeal in those grotesquely overrated holy grails of nerdom.

True!

Leonard Part 6 horrible even for Cosby, it could have been better.

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I have never seen Leonard Pt 6. I take it Parts 1-5 were better?

This may "hurt" to some, but I found "The Strangers" and "ShaunOTD" to be complete wastes of celluloid. Total trash.

I Would Have to Say The Movie That Really Bored Me Was Jonah Hex The Trailer Looked Really Interesting But The Film Was NOT!

But Thats My Opinion On The Other Hand

@AberZombi&Flesh
SHaun of The Dead?? Oh Man Thats Just Upsetting I Crack Up Everytime! :awsm: But Your Opinion Is Your Own!

I Would Have to Say The Movie That Really Bored Me Was Jonah Hex The Trailer Looked Really Interesting But The Film Was NOT!



Just looked at the trailer.
Not a promising plot (lot of action that just seems to hide a lack on the story).
Repeated images (that's a bad sign).
I hate that scar, it just seems to detract any expressions from the main character, or perhaps his playing is so so (or both).

Well It Did Not Cost Me It Was On TV LOL But For A Comic Book Adapt I Was Very Let Down.

Dragon ball evolution, no one should see that. i hear avatar the last airbender is worst, hard to believe but how knows

To the wonder by Terrence Malick, I usually really appreciate his work but this movie (storyline or lack of it) was horrible.

V/H/S and for some reason it has "some acclaim".. I do not understand, but it is a waste of celluloid.

Dragon ball evolution, no one should see that.

I almost killed myself when i saw "this" on theater... it was by far one of the worst experience of my life.

King Solomon's Mines (1985) was the worst I ever saw in the actual theater, but I'm sure there's been others on the home video front.

bollywood

bollywood

A particular movie? Or just the genre in general?!

I had the good (mis?)fortune to catch "Zombie Flesh Eaters" (AKA Zombi II) on the Horror channel the other night. I can't make my mind up if it is REALLY, REALLY bad, or one of those "So bad it's great" movies. Even the soundtrack was bad. It sounded like late '70's Tangerine Dream recorded underwater!

Dragon ball evolution, no one should see that.
Same here.

Its a tie between Gravity and Divergent for me

Some people may like this film, but for me personally, Tree of Life (2011) is the worst that I saw. It's just a wtf moment after the movie ended. The emotion that I got from the trailer is just totally non-existent in the film. I was pretty disappointed. :(

Frozen

Hmm...

* Bruno - probably the worst film I've ever wasted money on. Although it was a pre-owned copy from Hollywood Video when they eventually closed for good, so, it was cheap-ish.
* Eraserhead - seriously, I had heard of it, and knew people praised it for some kind of "artistic" thing, but I swear the whole time all I could think was "what the f*ck am I watching?" I'm just glad I only viewed it via Netflix streaming during one boring night.

and lastly,
* The Last House On The Left - I actually saw this when a friend said they couldn't believe they watched it, and for the reason that it was a Wes Craven film. Being that I loved The Hills Have Eyes and the Nightmare movies (I am also a Wes Craven fan), I decided to watch it. I've now actually watched this one twice, the first time around I outright hated it. The second time, it's not a bad film in terms of how it was filmed or who did it or anything to that effect, but the subject matter is what I don't like.

Anyway nothing else has ever come close to topping those three in terms of worst film I've ever seen, and those in order from most-worst to least-worst (for me anyway).

Iron Man 2.
Maybe not the worst (I tend to avoid titles I'm pretty sure I won't like) but the most disappointing. And boring, considering how fun Marvel movies have been.

Just a whole bunch of nothing happening and then a final fight that's over so fast you didn't even know it started.

Iron Man 2.
Maybe not the worst (I tend to avoid titles I'm pretty sure I won't like) but the most disappointing. And boring, considering how fun Marvel movies have been.

Just a whole bunch of nothing happening and then a final fight that's over so fast you didn't even know it started.

I agree - I was a bit disappointed too. Not much action in the middle section, and the physically impossible easter egg left by Howard Stark... However, the Monaco fight was worth it, as well as the final fight. And anything with RDJ as Stark is worth watching. :)

I don't watch movies that often, but I think the worst films I've seen in recent memory were the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (both of 'em).

Super Mario Bros: The Movie

BASEMENT starring, naturally, Danny Dyer. It's so bad I kept watching in the expectation that it would all turn out to be some elaborate joke but no it was deadly serious. I added some of the film'sworst dialogue to the film's imdb page.

Street Fighter movie
Nightmare on Elm Street 6

I have to say "Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem". I mean, I can take really much - blood, gore, all that - but the scene in the hospital, that entire idea...a step too far.

The Last Airbender

But we pretend it never happened...

I can think of a few that are up there in my list of utter crapulence.

●Sahara - I saw this on a plane the year it was released and I wanted to jump out with no chute.
●All of the Spider-Man movies with Toby in it
●Frozen
●Tangled
●Beowulf

Ultraviolet (Ultraviolet (2006) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370032/))

A few titles come to mind... I did not like The tree of life.

Hmm...
* Bruno - probably the worst film I've ever wasted money on.
+1

Twilight Saga

Jes�s Christ those films are, are, there are no words to describe those films. Only the scores are the good quality of that saga

Divergent

2001: A Space Odyssey

2001: A Space Odyssey

Haha! I've heard so many mixed reviews about that one! My dad said he enjoyed it when he saw it originally, and he really wants to see it again with me sometime soon... I have to say, I'm certainly intrigued!

Haha! I've heard so many mixed reviews about that one! My dad said he enjoyed it when he saw it originally, and he really wants to see it again with me sometime soon... I have to say, I'm certainly intrigued!

I dont recomend anyone to see it, dont even have words to describe how i dislike it.

that avatar cartoon to real life movie.

The Hangover.

Any film with Will Ferrell in it. My God, he's a horrible actor!

for the moment:

left behind (2014) with nick cage.

bad acting, no thrill, hello to "Leftovers" series, but in a bad way.

i should say for now its "Penumbra". for an hour and a half stay of dreaded boredom and bad acting this is a winner. so beware. lol

Going Overboard (1989) Starring Adam Sandler (His First Movie)

The Last Temptation of Christ

Well, there are no doubt that dragon ball evolution is really.

the Evil Dead remake.. sucks

The Nutcracker in 3D: horrible child actors, bad musical numbers, and made less than a fifth of its budget of $90,000,000

Also, the rat king as hitler

For me, the adaptation of Bloodrayne by Uwe Boll. I don't care for any other films by him either such as Alone in the Dark or In the Name of the King. I don't know how the guys gets the actors he does, but the material is such crap, a massive jumble of things that do not make sense. I really enjoyed the video game Bloodrayne was based upon, could of been a really interesting story but alas Uwe Boll got a hold of it!

More recently, I have to agree with some other posters on Divergent. It was too long and I didn't end up caring about anyone in the film or what would happen to them, hopefully no sequels. I, Frankenstein too because I hate how the Universal monsters are being turned into antiheroes in giant, action pictures.

Transformers Age of Extinction.

As a huge Gen 1 fan, I was let down with the first three BayFormers and the fourth pretty much killed the series for me. I can't even pick individual parts as to what I hate about this movie... all I can say is that I hate it and want that time spent watching it back!

Fuck you Michael Bay... Fuck you.

Has to be Ring of Fire for me. That movie didn't last 15 minutes before I turned it off!

The absolute worse I can remember was Just Go With It, with Adam Sandler & Jennifer Aniston. I'm not at all a fan of either actors, so I have no idea why I thought watching it would be a "good" idea, but god, it was torture.

I think it is fair to say that just about any recent film starring Adam Sandler is torture. To be fair whenever he's stepped outside his established persona, like in Punch Drunk or Funny People his fans stayed away. So I can understand playing to your base but that's no reason to crank out films geared to room temperature IQs. Then you've stopped being a comedian or an actor and turned into a hack.

Exactly! I also don't understand how producers or whoever can greenlight movies that bad. And he's really not an actor I care about (I only saw That's My Boy -not that good either but I stayed for Andy Samberg...- and 50 First Dates) so I don't know these movies you mentionned, but if they're good and his fans didn't follow, then it's a real shame.

OH I just remembered another one, maybe even worse than Just Go With It: Dinner For Schmucks with Steve Carell & Paul Rudd. I was actually furious with this movie, not only because I usually like these actors, but also because it's the worst remake ever, while the original is one of the funniest French movies ever: Le D�ner de Cons. I grew up watching this movie, and still have fits of laughter just thinking about some scenes, but the Americans completely ruined it. I know, I'm completely biased on that one.

I know I have a hard time connecting with modern day comedies. I remember when "Superbad" came out and everyone I knew kept talking about how funny it was but when I watched it I didn't find much humor in it. The same with "Bridesmaids". I did think "21 Jumpstreet" was funny. I like older comedies from the 70s, 80s, and even the 90s which even have their share of terrible comedies. I think all those Scary Movie add-ons like "Epic Movie" and "Vampires Suck" are awful too. I must have a particular type of funny bone because some I like and some I do not!

I really disliked "Shrek Forever After/ Shrek: The Final Chapter" and "Kick-Ass". And just recently watched the most frustrating/wtf death on "The Walking Dead" (s03e04)

There are a few, but Battlefield Earth top of my list

The Green Hornet with Seth Rogen. The only redeeming quality of the movie was, Kato and The Black Beauty. Please make a new that series and without Seth Rogen!

Not a movie, of sorts, but I seriously wish they'd produce a version (even dvd chapter edit) of Arrow (the TV series) without the fucking flashback scenes.

This ruins it for me, and I spend more of my time FF-ing through extraneous scenes.

The Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey. *shudders*

The movie where Shaq plays the genie in the lamp!

The movie where Shaq plays the genie in the lamp!

I God Yes!

Only to be outdone by one of the worst video games of all time, not as epically bad as ET or "the video game that killed Atari" but still awful, Shaq-Fu. (Really have to wonder about the thought processes of executives who would green-light a video game about a kung-fu fighting basketball player because that idea just has success written all over it.)[COLOR="Silver"]

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That's a tie between Requiem for A Dream and Escape from Tomorrow

I thought there was a thread in GD.

Already replied in the film discusscion section. But I'll reiterate here.

Sin City: A Dame To Kill For.

Total snorefest.
Gaga should reappear in the third one with Marilyn Manson.
These movies are right up their alley.
And by their alley, I mean... a-their alley. :naughty:

I get the graphic novels.

I'm just different today then I was before.

I would preferred to have seen Hell and Back.
The whole out-of-order/Pulp Fiction playback order is just too... too...

:sigh: I don't know.

Batman and Robin was a pretty bad movie, the only good part was Batgirl

Snowpiercer, the ending was beyond crap.

Batman and Robin for me. It was so bad, that it wasn't even bad in a good way. Sure some of the Ah-Nuld lines can be funny looking back, but man...it was brutal to watch in theaters.

The best thing I can say about is that because of it, we got Batman Begins.

The Dark Knight

You're just saying that for the reaction.

the dark knight rises.

and no. I'm not trolling. I despise this movie even more than Tarentino's Django. which comes a close second.

it's all a matter of tastes, and I despised every single fuckin' seconds of these movies.

Not a movie, of sorts, but I seriously wish they'd produce a version (even dvd chapter edit) of Arrow (the TV series) without the fucking flashback scenes.

This ruins it for me, and I spend more of my time FF-ing through extraneous scenes.

i wish for a reboot that actually calls him green arrow, on the title.
i fucking hate when names are shortened.
pretty soon, in the batman tetralogy of 2020, the new films will be called "bat".
what a fucking joke.

The last house on dead end street. Classic cult crap.

"Somewhere" by Coppola (boooooring imho).

I might have to add Birdman to my list

I once saw this terrible obscure movie starring Chris Kattan called Crazy Enough. That is the only movie I've ever seen that I stopped watching halfway through.

Vibrations starring Christina Applegate. Dude loses his hands to a bunch of drunks, who crush it with some roadside equipment. Terrible stuff.

Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2!

I might have to add Birdman to my list

Reviews certainly looked odd/unpleasant. Although it did have Emma Stone. So there's that going for it.

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Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2!

They have Emma Stone in them, so there's that going for them.

In all seriousness, I can't understand the hate behind these films. Ok, so the second one wasn't as good as the first. But particularly the first one was AMAZING! I loved every minute of it. Particularly the minutes with Garfield and Stone together. Beautiful. And the story was great. Very emotional. Very realistic. One of my all-time favourite movies. And there are moments in the sequel that I feel the same about. Don't even get me started about the stunning music for both films...

Jupiter Ascending
Speed Racer
The Smurfs
A Good Day to Die Hard
The Shadow
Max Payne
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
I Frankenstein
3 Days to Kill
Map to the Stars
Hercules
In Dreams
Dracula Untold
Need For Speed
Transformers: Age of Extinction
The Vampire's Assistant: Cirque du Freak
Conan the Barbarian (the new one)
Not Evil, Just Wrong
Dune
Fast Five
The Spy Who Loved Me
The Cold Light of Day
Life of Pi
The Lovely Bones
Die Hard 2
World War Z
Dreamcatcher
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
300: Rise Of An Empire
47 Ronin
Dressed to Kill
The Conformist
Torn Curtain
Divergent
Sphere

There's probably more, but those are the most recent I've seen that I've absolutely hated. There are many other films that are really, really awful, but somehow still manage to have some redeeming qualities.

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Reviews certainly looked odd/unpleasant. Although it did have Emma Stone. So there's that going for it.

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They have Emma Stone in them, so there's that going for them.

In all seriousness, I can't understand the hate behind these films. Ok, so the second one wasn't as good as the first. But particularly the first one was AMAZING! I loved every minute of it. Particularly the minutes with Garfield and Stone together. Beautiful. And the story was great. Very emotional. Very realistic. One of my all-time favourite movies. And there are moments in the sequel that I feel the same about. Don't even get me started about the stunning music for both films...

I enjoyed the first one. Even though there were some parts the Tobey films did better, other parts that didn't work well and it had a weak villain, overall it's my favorite Spider-Man film so far. Garfield was perfect in the role. But the sequel was an abomination. Everything about it screamed cashgrab, and it felt like the filmmakers didn't even understand the character or what works for him on the big screen. So I'm said that Garfield is out, but I'm looking forward to seeing what Marvel does with it (even though I'm kinda tired of teenage Peter).

Jupiter Ascending
Speed Racer
The Smurfs
A Good Day to Die Hard
The Shadow
Max Payne
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
I Frankenstein
3 Days to Kill
Map to the Stars
Hercules
In Dreams
Dracula Untold
Need For Speed
Transformers: Age of Extinction
The Vampire's Assistant: Cirque du Freak
Conan the Barbarian (the new one)
Not Evil, Just Wrong
Dune
Fast Five
The Spy Who Loved Me
The Cold Light of Day
Life of Pi
The Lovely Bones
Die Hard 2
World War Z
Dreamcatcher
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
300: Rise Of An Empire
47 Ronin
Dressed to Kill
The Conformist
Torn Curtain
Divergent
Sphere

There's probably more, but those are the most recent I've seen that I've absolutely hated. There are many other films that are really, really awful, but somehow still manage to have some redeeming qualities.

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I enjoyed the first one. Even though there were some parts the Tobey films did better, other parts that didn't work well and it had a weak villain, overall it's my favorite Spider-Man film so far. Garfield was perfect in the role. But the sequel was an abomination. Everything about it screamed cashgrab, and it felt like the filmmakers didn't even understand the character or what works for him on the big screen. So I'm said that Garfield is out, but I'm looking forward to seeing what Marvel does with it (even though I'm kinda tired of teenage Peter).

I actually enjoyed The Smurfs when I was a kid. Nowadays, I still somewhat enjoy it, but I definitely get why so many people hate it.

Wasn't The Smurfs Movie only a couple of years ago ?

Also why do you hate Die Hard 2 ? It sure wasn't great but to call it one of the worst movies you have ever seen ? I found it highly entertaining.

Wasn't The Smurfs Movie only a couple of years ago ?

Also why do you hate Die Hard 2 ? It sure wasn't great but to call it one of the worst movies you have ever seen ? I found it highly entertaining.

Yeah, the Smurfs movies came out in the 2010s.

Wasn't The Smurfs Movie only a couple of years ago ?

Also why do you hate Die Hard 2 ? It sure wasn't great but to call it one of the worst movies you have ever seen ? I found it highly entertaining.

I'm not a fan of big popcorn actions films. If a movie doesn't have a good script then I can't care about it. Honestly, that film almost felt like a parody of the first film. The action was so ridiculously impossible (the explosion with Bruce being launched into the air?) that I couldn't take it seriously. Unfortunately, it wasn't the kind of film that was so bad it was good. Just bad.

Similarly, Kingsman: The Secret Service was also a pretty awful film. I know Vaughan said he didn't want to cross over into parody, but it certainly felt more like Team America than Hot Fuzz. The first half was dumb but tolerable, but then came scene after scene of teenage schlock. Not only was it goofy beyond all enjoyability, but it wasn't even entertaining. At least Kick-Ass was fun. But then, what can you expect from a film based on a comic book from Mark Millar?

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Yeah, the Smurfs movies came out in the 2010s.

Yes, I was talking about the live-action movie, not the cartoon. Honestly, it's been far too long since I watched that to accurately judge it.

Alex Chaplin has subjected himself to many a piss-poor cinematic experiences.

Alex Chaplin will list off a few of the most memorably terrible for a laugh.

Strange Magic
The Captive
Leprechaun: Origins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
The Host (2013)
Psycho III
After Earth
The Canyons
Vampires Suck
Hellraiser: Revelations
Bullet to the Head
Kill For Me
Project X (2012)
Chernobyl Diaries
Extremely Loud, Incredibly Close
Bunnyman
The Shrine :D

...and this is just scratching the surface of the shit films Alex Chaplin has had the misfortune of seeing.

Alex Chaplin has subjected himself to many a piss-poor cinematic experiences.

Alex Chaplin will list off a few of the most memorably terrible for a laugh.

Strange Magic
The Captive
Leprechaun: Origins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
The Host (2013)
Psycho III
After Earth
The Canyons
Vampires Suck
Hellraiser: Revelations
Bullet to the Head
Kill For Me
Project X (2012)
Chernobyl Diaries
Extremely Loud, Incredibly Close
Bunnyman
The Shrine :D

...and this is just scratching the surface of the shit films Alex Chaplin has had the misfortune of seeing.

I actually liked Vampires Suck. While not the greatest comedy ever, I did think it was somewhat funny and a nice distraction.

I enjoyed Project X more than I thought. Same with Chernobyl Diaries. Everything else on that list looks like shit and I've never had a desire to see

I actually didn't mind Extremely Loud, Incredibly Close. I think its biggest mistake was making it about 9/11. If it had only been a film about a child losing his parent in some other way, I don't think it would've drawn the criticism it did.

I actually didn't mind Extremely Loud, Incredibly Close. I think its biggest mistake was making it about 9/11. If it had only been a film about a child losing his parent in some other way, I don't think it would've drawn the criticism it did.

Alex Chaplin was thoroughly annoyed by the kid's performance in that film.
It also felt way too schmaltzy and aimed way too high to become an Oscar darling with it's subject matter.

The guy who wrote the book, Jonathan Safran Foer, also wrote Everything Is Illuminated which was also made into a film by Liev Schreiber.
It's a great little film with an excellent score by Paul Cantelon.

The guy who wrote the book, Jonathan Safran Foer, also wrote Everything Is Illuminated which was also made into a film by Liev Schreiber.
It's a great little film with an excellent score by Paul Cantelon.

I'm surprised Alex Chaplin didn't mention Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" - unless it's been mentioned before? (I'm returning to internet-based civilization after spending some time in the wild- willingly, you all don't worry now). Though it can be an interesting dark comedy when not completely sober (by which I mean "on the way to the hospital" xD).

Totally agree on "Everything Is Illuminated". I'll admit to having never nurtured enormous sympathy for Liev Schrieber as an actor - though my opinion is the least informed because I've never had the opportunity to see his work on stage which I've been repeatedly told is phenomenal - but he's an intelligent guy. Foer's first novel isn't exactly great but the screenplay to "Everything is Illuminated" is a gem to read and the film is beautifully directed.

Chaplin's already mentioned "After Earth" (that performance by Jaden Smith would've been career suicide for anyone else), so I have to nom. Danny Boyle's "Trance" for piss-poor experience though some context is required.

I actually have a love/hate relationship with the film. Everything post-production related is nothing short of exceptional and if I had to give a list of films with outstanding, memorable editing Trance would definitely make that list. Main reasons I hate the movie are the story and screenplay. They're an outright mess. It has a little of everything yet it still manages to be one of the hollowest movies I've ever seen. In terms of "cinematic experiences" it's beautiful at-the-time-of, but as soon as it ends you'll find yourself questioning the meaning of everything you've seen. It's quite possibly, simultaneously the most and least Danny Boyle-esque movie ever made by Danny Boyle.

Recently watched Act of Valor. Horrible piece of US army propaganda that employs the worst of Michael Bay tropes, as well as countless annoying first-person-shooter shots.

:D EMJ is back! :D


I'm surprised Alex Chaplin didn't mention Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" - unless it's been mentioned before?

Alex Chaplin didn't mention it because he's not actually had the misfortune of seeing it yet, apart from a few "iconic" clips on the YouTubes.

Alex Chaplin only scratched the surface of piss-poor films he's seen there. Alex Chaplin has been writing film reviews for 5 years and a special "Piece of Shit" tag is rewarded to the exceptionally bad films. We've collected 224 of them so far.


Danny Boyle's "Trance" for piss-poor experience though some context is required.


Alex Chaplin feels the same way about the film.
I really liked the music, score and songs but it felt too cold to really get attached to it.

Boyle's done better and worse.

The Strangers
WC's New Nightmare

The Resident Evil Series directed by Paul W. S. Anderson.

Spitting in the Face of Fans of the Source Material.

Everything by Asylum... for example "Transmorphers"
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=128