Okay this one I used in a poetry slam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgytneJvVW8
I was slammer #6

Bully

I'm tight with a Big T!
I'm the Best in the West
I know everyone wants to be Me
When I ask for stuff they all say yes

Nobody ever Talks Back
All the kids fear my presence!
Teens think I'm Whack
Even criminals think I'm dense!

I wear all black
My car has a light show
It even has a gun rack
I always drive as fast as I can go

I go after everyone who runs
No one would think I'll stop
cause I'm having too much fun
Boy, It's great to be a COP!