Okay, we've seen some of the posters out there talking about how Star Trek, Star Wars, or various other movies/bands/etc taught people everything one needs to know about life. But if you were able to draw up a poster for sale about what video games have taught us, what would be your ten points? Here's mine, to kick us off:

1. Use magic to kill Death.
2. I must go home and be a family man as well as defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.
3. A human life is worth approximately 1200 gold.
4. War never changes.
5. Everything wants to kill you. EVERYTHING!
6. Unicycles are AWESOME!
7. Friendship can be harder than Fatality.
8. Forcing small animals into even smaller capsules isn't animal cruelty...it's the basis of the world's economy.
9. Eating large pills can make ghosts edible.
10. Don't shoot into calm lakes. Just don't do it.