When you think of great video gaming systems, you might think of the Playstation III, Nintendo Wii, or Microsoft's XBox 360. Or perhaps you prefer playing games on your PC, or on a handheld system. Recently, video games have made their way to cellular phones and today Square Enix announced the newest advancement in video gaming-- titles developed for use on your microwave oven.

"With today's announcement, we're pleased to usher in the newest era in video-gaming technology," reports Radia Sploolfsy, a senior executive a Square-Enix. "Just two or three years ago, this would not have been possible, but it is now a reality, thanks to recent advancements in technology." Miss Sploolfsy reports that today's microwaves actually contain formidable processing power, far more than suspected by most general users, who mainly use them for thing such as warming up a burger or nuking the evening's TV dinner.

The original Final Fantasy will be the first title released, though Square-Enix is hoping to also release some of its more popular titles, such as Final Fantasy VII, should the idea catch on. Those who have purchased microwaves manufactured between 2007-2009 should be able to play without the need of any special upgrades. For those with microwaves made in 2006, the game should still be playable, though a special converter box will be required and some features of the game may be buggy. The game is expected to, in general, play like the original, though Aerith Gainsborough will be accessible as a special secret character.

Watch for news on Square-Enix's planned line of Stovetop Final Fantasy titles, coming soon...

WTF? You guys are too bored.

:facepalm:

Note the date.

Dude, "uvwx153", that made my day! Now, I can die, having read all that. :D

uvwx153 = spambot

Still fun to mock though ;)

Wait... SE is rererererererererereleasing FFI in Microwaves and Silk Seat covers?

I think they should release it for Clock Radios :D

We have a bunch of calculators at home. It would be cool to have FFI on them. :D

Don't forget digital watches. Forget having a communicator watch like Dick Tracy, I want to play FF on mine!

LOL, or digital cameras ;) Snap a pic, slay monsters, all in one!

Or how about playing FFI on your.....mirror!

No no no... Here's the perfect idea...

on the bottles of whiskey... small screen with FF1.

Play FF and get drunk at the same time. EVERYONE WINS!!

On my DS is most fun, yup!

how about on a waffle maker? everyone would love to play FF1 whilst makin' waffles.

Or how about playing FFI on your.....mirror!

No no no... Here's the perfect idea...

on the bottles of whiskey... small screen with FF1.

Play FF and get drunk at the same time. EVERYONE WINS!!

On my DS is most fun, yup!

how about on a waffle maker? everyone would love to play FF1 whilst makin' waffles.

:billymays:

Not to mention watches :D I could keep track of time, all while I level grind :D

:billymays:

Not to mention watches :D I could keep track of time, all while I level grind :D


Don't forget digital watches. Forget having a communicator watch like Dick Tracy, I want to play FF on mine!

Already quoted ^^

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FF1............................................ on an Ouiija (sp) board. that would be totally fucked up.

Channeling the spirit of Freedon Nadd... wait, wrong game. Channeling the spirit of....

:sigh:

That works better ^^b

haha.

LOL. I just think it's great that this thread didn't get a single response when I first posted it and now thanks to a message from a single spammer, it's really taken off.

lol Agent. its a good thread.

I wasn't even around yet when you first posted it :O Otherwise, I probably would've been the first to get the ball rolling :D Well, second, but, you know ;)

lol

LOL. I just think it's great that this thread didn't get a single response when I first posted it and now thanks to a message from a single spammer, it's really taken off.

Such is the way of the Shrine! Because when a spambot appears, everyone takes notice.

So what does that mean exactly?

We're all idiots?

I still think the original NES version is the best. They should port that to my dishwasher.

I still think the original NES version is the best. They should port that to my dishwasher.

I don't have a dishwasher. The whole point of a dishwasher is so you can walk away from the dishes.

They should port it to dishwater! That way I can wash dishes, without being bored out of my mind :D

Unless you meant your maid. Which is also a grand idea.

I'd like to see a port for Eyeglasses with a direct link to the central cortex of your brain for maximum playing capacity (and because I can't think of any other way you'd play it without a controller with a tiny cord that links to your glasses frame). That way I can play it while I'm doing just about anything!!

I'd like to see a port for Eyeglasses with a direct link to the central cortex of your brain for maximum playing capacity (and because I can't think of any other way you'd play it without a controller with a tiny cord that links to your glasses frame). That way I can play it while I'm doing just about anything!!

killer idea.

or you could just do the whole Washu thing from Tenchi Muyo... She just puts her fingers in a keyboard position and the thing appears outta nowhere.

Don't forget being able to 'jack yourself in' ala Johnny Mnemonic style (Old Keanu Reeves movie).

i jack myself every night - oh wait... you mean something else. AH HAHA SILLY ME!

LMAO Jermy! HAHAHAHA

lol thank you, thank you. be here all night. try the veal.

I have the urge to head slap you, ala Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS) style, MKS...

love you too, Greg...

ala Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS) style

EPIC

Edit: new episode tonight!

Back to topic...

Have in school books, a built in screen with FF1 installed.

That way kids will learn things which REALLY matter.

Like which classes they should be? Or whether to buy extra potions or just wait to buy that better weapon?

i hear SE is making an organ grinder class for FF1: Microwave. you get in a battle, and start playing your organ grinder, then a little monkey leaps out of nowhere. he can do several things: claw, bite, poop (it explodes, ultima-style), throw feces (burns the enemy) or you -at random- will give the monkey an enema, which blasts the enemy off screen.








God damn I'm sick.

FF1 for dem ipods and such n__n

Back to topic...

Have in school books, a built in screen with FF1 installed.

That way kids will learn things which REALLY matter.

Woaaaa, seconded, thirded, fourthed, fifthed, AND sixthed!!! This is a genius idea!!

Woaaaa, seconded, thirded, fourthed, fifthed, AND sixthed!!! This is a genius idea!!

At least it would give me something different to do. Assuming it's the NES version because I already play the PSP version all the time there anyway ;)

I'll definitely take the GBA version for its awesome bonus content! Those four additional dungeons really expand on the game.

I thought the additional dungeons were annoying. They weren't necessarily difficult, they were just REALLY LONG.

They're a bit annoying when you accidentally stumble into them like I did without realizing it, but when you really buckle down and venture in with the intent to complete them, they can be pretty rewarding. I honestly feel that FFI&II Dawn of Souls, and FFIV Advance have the greatest bonus content to offer in any game I've ever played, and I've played a lot of games. RE4 comes in a close second to that with its bonus games.

As for the topic at hand, let's see SE release a 'choose-your-own-adventure' novel for FFI. "To use lightning, turn to page 457! To use fire, turn to page 576!" :D

I'm working on a graphic novel of that format right now, so I'm kind of in that mindset right now I guess.

and before you know it SE will be releasing FFI for the tool box, for those times when your work or project has gotten out of hand ;)

FFI and II for the iTouch and iPhone announced! This is no joke! Much rejoicing!

...But I have an iPod Classic. #%@

Also: Bonus dungeons were awesome. And some of them really were just...amazing...I couldn't sleep after completing floor 29 of Whisperwind Cove...and the first floor had this zombie castle with guards begging me to kill them...

And of course, Trogdor reference in Hellfire Chasm: "Trespassers will be burninated."

Thread necro :(

Sorry but I really couldn't find a better place to post this.

We all know it was bound to happen eventually.

And now it has happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k0V4Zk4Nqs

They have also done a deal with Excel. A new game title Final Fantasy Spreadsheet is now in develpment. No release dates have been given.

''We didn't have to change much at all...'' says Mr Nomura.

lol


i got one: Final Fantasy I: Doghouse. when your woman sends you to the doghouse, you gots Final Fantasy to play.

*starts to contemplate the posibility of a lego final fantasy*

BY THE POWERS!