I didn't see one and while threads like these usually bore me, for the first time ever I watched a movie and actually wanted that hour back. You know how people say that a lot but don't mean it, even I say it a lot but don't mean it, but this time I actually do. And I watch a lot of movies, it's practically a hobby.

Anyway the one in question is "Funny Games", I've only seen the American remake but I heard the original was just as awful. Both by the same director anyway.
My god, did that movie suck. I can't believe Naomi Watts agreed to this excuse for a movie.

I don't really care about Uwe Boll or Ed Wood or Friedberg/Seltzer as they've already drowned in their reputations. Maybe the more appropriate question I'm looking for is "what movie did you feel the most ripped off when you watched". Because I mean, you know what to expect already when watching one of the above, so not really an excuse to want that hour back.

And in case you're wondering I still haven't seen The Happening. I kind of feel bad for M Night though.

The Happening is the worst movie this year (100+ years, lolz).

I accidentally came across Xanadu, and it was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. Although, Grease 2 comes pretty close to snatching up that title. Come to think of it; the first movie never did anything for me, either.

The movie "Wanted" has got to be the suckiest movie i have seen in my life.

May the Way of the Hero lead to the Triforce!

Crysta

GINGERDEAD MAN

Catwoman.... Sept for Hale' and Kim Smith.

I hate to say it, but i recently saw the Pacino/DeNiro flick..... Its pretty bad too..

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Killer Condoms was pretty bad too.

Traffic, worst movie of ALL TIME.

Traffic? Why Traffic?

Boring from start to finish, and it has no trace of an actual plot.

Troll 2 was godawful, but it doesn't even qualify as a real movie. For Hollywood ones, Congo springs to mind for me.

Worst movies? How about obvious cash in sequels that make their spawn of shit predecessors look GOOD by comparison.

Alien vs. Predator 2: Requiem and xXx 2. God, those movies make my dick scream.

The Mummy 3: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor.
<rant> The emperor was supposed to be some great fighter, and yet he is defeated by some guy with no martial arts training whatsoever. Not to mention the lame CG, a miss casted Maria Bolla or whoever and boring first half that the second half barely makes up for. Even the CLIMAX was stupid. I hated it. </rant>

I think Boondock Saintswas really terrible. Maybe not the worst movie, but it definitely didn't deserve the cult attention it garnered.

Also, the famous movie 8 1/2 by Fellini was extremely bad in my opinion. Wikipedia says it was ranked 3rd best movie of all time, but it was really fucking boring and a lot of the scenes seemed out of place. It's a movie that's literally about writer's block; the main character is stuck on this one part in a movie he's directing, and the whole movie represents that stagnation. Unfortunately, it feels like it's going nowhere for 2 1/2 hours, which is basically true.

Also, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is one of the worst movies imo. No substance, and people cannot move like that.

Holy shit yes - I cannot understand in the slightest the cult following of the Boondock Saints. Yes, it is a fun movie but you have people following this movie like Juggalos following ICP. It is deranged and unexplainable. I'm a pretty culty person when it comes to some forgotten TV shows / movies but this Saints love ... it is unnatural.

Turkish Star Wars is worth a mention.

one hour photo and the quiet room those two stick out in my mind as the two worst movies i've ever seen

The movie "Wanted" has got to be the suckiest movie i have seen in my life.

May the Way of the Hero lead to the Triforce!

Crysta

you obviosuly have never seen the last don by master-p if you thought that movie wanted sucked. im noit gonna lie. i was disappointed with wanted, but that movie is no where near as bad as the movies master-p makes.

Worst movies? How about obvious cash in sequels that make their spawn of shit predecessors look GOOD by comparison.

Alien vs. Predator 2: Requiem and xXx 2. God, those movies make my dick scream.

Same opinion. Jurasic park 3, AVP2, LotR 2 and 3, matrix 2 (but 3 being good) and I could continue so on.

And my most hated one: Terminator 3. I mean WTF WTF WTF??? In the two earlier movies it was all about how you can take live like you want, there is no destiny, nothing can be predicted and so on.. And the 3 says "The war is inevitable???? I mean com'on, what for where than the two first parts?

Same opinion. Jurasic park 3, AVP2, LotR 2 and 3, matrix 2 (but 3 being good) and I could continue so on.

And my most hated one: Terminator 3. I mean WTF WTF WTF??? In the two earlier movies it was all about how you can take live like you want, there is no destiny, nothing can be predicted and so on.. And the 3 says "The war is inevitable???? I mean com'on, what for where than the two first parts?

Ehh, personally, Matrix 3 was too emo for me, Not enough Monica Bellucci either!!

Turkish Star Wars is worth a mention.

It's sheer ludicrousness makes up for the fact that it's awful.
I doubt anyone has ever seen it, but Lucker The Necrophagous is a damn near abomination of film.

It's a Belgian Slasher flick about a guy who kills women then has sex with the bodies. There is a ten minute long scene wherein the main character (Lucker) defiles a 4 week old prostitute corpse that has soaked up so much natural gas it's a weird greenish greasy colour.

To put it simply, it's more of an experience then a movie.

Titanic, The Matrix (All 3), Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, The Hulk (Ang Lee's version), Superman Returns and too much more to list.

Same opinion. Jurasic park 3, AVP2, LotR 2 and 3, matrix 2 (but 3 being good) and I could continue so on.

And my most hated one: Terminator 3. I mean WTF WTF WTF??? In the two earlier movies it was all about how you can take live like you want, there is no destiny, nothing can be predicted and so on.. And the 3 says "The war is inevitable???? I mean com'on, what for where than the two first parts?

You do realize that LotR "2" and "3" are really just the second and third acts of one movie?

Don't talk sense to idiots. They might actually listen to you, and then the lulz would dry up.

@ PerfectLibra
I do realize that LotR "2" and "3" are the second and third acts of so to say one movie, but they were made in a much less creative way. It looks like after the success of the first part they thought that don't have to work so hard anymore to get the people into the cinemas. And by the way, the book is anyway much greater than the movie could have ever been.

Did you people hear that they are now making Pirates of the Caribbean 4?
OMG...

@ PerfectLibra
I do realize that LotR "2" and "3" are the second and third acts of so to say one movie, but they were made in a much less creative way. It looks like after the success of the first part they thought that don't have to work so hard anymore to get the people into the cinemas. And by the way, the book is anyway much greater than the movie could have ever been.

Did you people hear that they are now making Pirates of the Caribbean 4?
OMG...

you know that they filmed all 3 at the same time, right?

He probably doesn't. He also doesn't realize that the books are actually poorly written.

Manos The Hands Of Fate

He probably doesn't. He also doesn't realize that the books are actually poorly written.

Who are you to judge J.R.R. Tolkien? Are you maybe a famous writer of some sort???

jrr tolkien is not a god and therefore can be judged by anyone. and everyone is allowed to have their own opinions on books and stuff. besides, even though i like LotR, it is not like, the supreme example of perfect writing. simple literary analysis can show faults

I list off my "Top Ten Worst Movies Of All Time"

10. Donnie Darko (Wow...and I mean that in a "shocked I wasted time" kind of way)
9. Southland Tales (WTF is this guy on? Same director, same nonsense)
8. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (They took a very good book and literally shit all over it, threw it in a blender, and used what was left to make a script!)
7. Street Kings (Keanu Reeves conveys his different emotions about as well as I can bench press 704 pounds.)
6. The Village (I literally went to bed that night pissed off that I wasted moments of my life that I could never get back with this god awful movie)
5. Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (Since when did a scifi cult classic turn into a really bad horror movie? Please, do not waste time watching this.)
4. Titanic (A lifetime of horrible acting and akward sex scenes, and I already knew the ending! I actually watched the first hour and i've never seen the entire thing, nor will I ever)
3. Bewitched (Will Ferrell as his worst, I literally felt ill watching that movie)
2. House of the Dead (Uwe Boll has to die, someone or something has to save the human race from the abominations that he calls films.)
1. Prom Night Remake (I never had the urge to punch someone in the face while watching a movie, but that movie, *shudders*)

Tolkien can create worlds, cultures, languages like a mother fucker ... But is dry as hell.

How odd, no one mentioned the Spirits Within? God Sakaguchi, why did you allow this?

I'd like to say every Joel Schumacher movie EXCEPT for Falling Down. That movie was badical.

Also, it's not really horrible; but I fucking hate the Matrix franchise. I mean, the directors must eat, live, and shit pretentiousness. I feel bad that V for Vendetta had to go through that, and funnily enough, it's probably their best movie.

The Lost Boys is one of the best films from the 80's - you hold your tongue!

The worst movies I watched are some of the ones based on videogames'

Like Double Dragon, Mario Brothers, and recently Hitman.

Ok let us just drop the LotR. And as for Tolkien, he was a professor on multiply universities, so I think they had some reason putting him there to teach English :)


2. House of the Dead (Uwe Boll has to die, someone or something has to save the human race from the abominations that he calls films.)

I read in some magazine about him and there he was praised like some second Spielberg. But he is nothing special in my opinion. I watched House of the dead and its just another bad zombie movie (hey, that could be a title for a new one!), nothing especially bad.

As for the movies based on games, I think that they are just another example of money squeezing shit. Even Tomb Raider didn't touch me.
By the way, can someone say me what was first, the mortal combat movie or the mortal combat game?

The Mortal Kombat game, of course.

No contest. Batman & Robin.

lol.

All the 1990's Batman movies sucked after the first one with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. The movies became all about getting the most popular actors at the time to play big roles, rather than getting the RIGHT actors to play those roles.

I mean really, Jim Carry as the Riddler.

What genius thought that was a good idea?

Batman Returns is my second favourite.

In a sense, though, I'm kind of annoyed that TDK is getting this much attention, and from turds who don't even understand the subtleties and intricacies of the plot; who are more interested in seeing Christian Bale's exposed torso and OMGEXPOLSUNS!!!!!11111ONEELEVEN!!!!+1=2!!!!!

It's not that I don't love the movie, it's a (flawed) masterpiece, but I tire of hearing about it all the time, and of hearing people recite the Joker's lines ad nauseum.

Jack Frost (directed by Michael Cooney) is definitely amongst them and it's sequel is even worse!

Others would have to include Dragon (directed by Leigh Scott), Troll 2 and Mind Ripper.

THE DARK NIGHT!

I just whipped myself and forced by grandfather to do some unspeakable acts to me for saying such a thing.



OUCH!

lol.

All the 1990's Batman movies sucked after the first one with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. The movies became all about getting the most popular actors at the time to play big roles, rather than getting the RIGHT actors to play those roles.

I mean really, Jim Carry as the Riddler.

What genius thought that was a good idea?

Which one? Michael Keaton played Batman twice.

Also, Batman Forever is awesome, if even based on lol moments. "Save ze boi!" Oh Arnold...

dude, i LOVED batman forever. it's my fav one of them all. i love me some uma.

also, inb4neg @ TDK comment

;_;;

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.

Hands down worst excuse for a film. Basically the film is comprised of excerpts from the first movie in the series coupled with some really badly acted scenes and pointless plot devices. It's a semi-sequel that really has nothing to do with the first film - thematically. It just stars some guy who has problems and kills people and is in an institute for pretty much the whole film having flashbacks of events of the first film. Lame.
For anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, may I just mention the one phrase that explains it all?

...GARBAGE DAY!

'nuff said.

I saw that 'garbage day' line on youtube and I could not stop laughing. Good stuff.

Jack Frost (directed by Michael Cooney) is definitely amongst them and it's sequel is even worse!



WHAT?!

You go die now.

It's sheer ludicrousness makes up for the fact that it's awful.
I doubt anyone has ever seen it, but Lucker The Necrophagous is a damn near abomination of film.

It's a Belgian Slasher flick about a guy who kills women then has sex with the bodies. There is a ten minute long scene wherein the main character (Lucker) defiles a 4 week old prostitute corpse that has soaked up so much natural gas it's a weird greenish greasy colour.

To put it simply, it's more of an experience then a movie.
lucker the necrophagus?

got it. will lookk for torrents.
i have seen many fucked up things, but not necrophilia.

lol.

All the 1990's Batman movies sucked after the first one with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. The movies became all about getting the most popular actors at the time to play big roles, rather than getting the RIGHT actors to play those roles.

I mean really, Jim Carry as the Riddler.

What genius thought that was a good idea?

they basically chosed jim carry to play the ridler because jim carry is a funny white guy just like the riddler in comics books. but christian bale was smart teling the directors of the newer batman movies not to put robin in it.

WHAT?!

You go die now.

Lol! Come on, nobody in their right mind would think either of those films were good. Hilarious and entertaining I'll give you. But there's no denying that they're pretty bad all the same. Especially the sequel!

Lol! Come on, nobody in their right mind would think either of those films were good. Hilarious and entertaining I'll give you. But there's no denying that they're pretty bad all the same. Especially the sequel!


YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE GREATNESS!

YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE GREATNESS!

lol don't get me wrong! I'm not saying I don't like them. I personally love the comedy factor, enjoy watching them and realise they were intended to be bad. But the fact remains they were never intended to be master pieces and indeed are very far from being so . :p

but this is not a "bad movie you enjoyed" thread.

this is the WORST MVOIE EVER" thread.
by worst, i mean, of those that are unbareable, unwatchble and just reading or hearing about them makes you physically sick.
any uwe boll movie comes to mind, except postal.

Dragon Wars.
Now go watch it so we can be together in our misery.

Disaster Movie, High School Musical and Camp Rock, they are my pick for worst films in recent years.

High School Musical isn't THAT bad =/

camp rock was pretty bad i'll admit. but hsm is just really campy, so you have to appreciate campyness in order to enjoy it, for the most part.

Dragon Wars.
Now go watch it so we can be together in our misery.



The movie blew, because the acting sucked, and so did the story, but the special effects were FTW!

The Happening....nuff said.

The Happening....nuff said.

ever?

ha, it had a horrible ending i thought,

All of the Die Hard movies. I found them completely unwatchable and pointless. But then again, I'm just a lady~♥ All the violence probably just scared me.

D: Die Hard is awesome! I only saw 1, but D: indeed.

they basically chosed jim carry to play the ridler because jim carry is a funny white guy just like the riddler in comics books. but christian bale was smart teling the directors of the newer batman movies not to put robin in it.

Interesting. I believe most people were use to the diabolical Riddler from the Batman: The Animated Series show. Even if the comic book riddler is a goof ball, Jim Carry was still a bad choice IMO.

Martian Short might of made a better Riddler.

i thought jim carry was a good riddler ;-;

I did too~


I hear Johnny Depp is being considered (or was already chosen?) to play the Riddler in the next Batman. Buuuut don't take my word for it, cos I don't know how reliable my source is.

I always thought the Riddler was supposed to be a tart, that's how I interpreted him. Jim Carry makes for an awesome imbecile.

Has anyone ever seen a film called Progeny? That was the worst film I've ever seen

The Bank Job. I hated it. Jason Statham sucks balls when he's not punching holes in people.

The Bank Job. I hated it. Jason Statham sucks balls when he's not punching holes in people.

oh wow...

i wonder what you'd consider a good movie

oh wow...

i wonder what you'd consider a good movie
SINCE YOU ASKED, usually, for me, what I look for in a movie is action. Seriously, I can't stand sappy romances or even dramas. Animated movies and comedies are okay though.

Anyways, most of the movies I like involve ridiculously cool fight scenes and intricate murder plots. Trasporter 1&2, Underworld, 300, etc. You know what I'm getting at.

to each thier own i guess.

i really liked the bank job, especially after hearing it was based on true events

SINCE YOU ASKED, usually, for me, what I look for in a movie is action. Seriously, I can't stand sappy romances or even dramas. Animated movies and comedies are okay though.

Anyways, most of the movies I like involve ridiculously cool fight scenes and intricate murder plots. Trasporter 1&2, Underworld, 300, etc. You know what I'm getting at.

can i just take a stab in the dark and assume that you like michael bay movies?

(btw, jftr, explosions and action does not a good movie make.)

can i just take a stab in the dark and assume that you like michael bay movies?

(btw, jftr, explosions and action does not a good movie make.)
Actually, the only Michael Bay movie I ever saw was Bad Boys.

And yeah, a movie made up purely of violence won't be good. It's just that I consider good fighting choreography to be more important in a movie than, say, character development. The perfect movie for me, however, would be a violent movie with a good plot and interesting characters. Like Kill Bill. That movie was great.

I personally thought The Bank Job was not only a good movie, but the best Movie Jason did so far.

and Jim Carry as the Riddler still sucked.

Actually, the only Michael Bay movie I ever saw was Bad Boys.

And yeah, a movie made up purely of violence won't be good. It's just that I consider good fighting choreography to be more important in a movie than, say, character development. The perfect movie for me, however, would be a violent movie with a good plot and interesting characters. Like Kill Bill. That movie was great.

that's kind of shallow. i'd totally prefer a good plot and character development to violence and explosions. of course, the best thing is the balance of two. a movie can have all the plot development in the world, but if it doesn't catch my interest, then it won't get watched.

(i agree with you that kill bill is awesome)

I've somehow never liked Kill Bill as much as other Quentin Taratino movies I've seen. I found it enjoyable enough in parts, but given the choice would much rather watch Pulp Fiction or Jackie Brown.

On topic:

Jaws 3 & 4 are definitely another two.

Ya'll want a horrible movie?? Quarantine has got to be the biggest waste of money ever. I think it's already out of theaters, but you do NOT want to see this stupid movie. The Village was also a bad movie.

Titanic, The Matrix (All 3), Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, The Hulk (Ang Lee's version), Superman Returns and too much more to list.

Troll.

Jason X was.

How am I a troll?

BECAUSE YOU LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND ASK ANNOYING QUESTIONS!

OH DUH THANKS FOR ANSWERING.



P.S. The Mist was a pretty bad movie too.

I less than three you Solaris, rly.

:3 ditto ~

Ultraviolet I remember as being really bad. And not bad in that hilarious way that kinda makes up for it. Painfully bad.

Ang Lee's Hulk was also terribly dry for an action flick. The new Hulk is just as bad because of Liv Tyler.

Honourable mention: Carnosaur 2, Baby Boy (featuring Tyrese), Dune (1984), 10,000 B.C.

I really liked the new Hulk movie and consider it better than Ironman.










so how dare you.

Dune (1984)


*facepalm

I really liked the new Hulk movie and consider it better than Ironman.










so how dare you.

I thought it had much better action than the first Hulk, but much worse acting in general from the entire cast. Inverse proportions tell all.

So how dare yo' mamma. Yeah, I went there.

Like nooooo way dude. Nooooooo way.







Actually, I have no defense for the movie. I just really like it cause the ending was not all crap, like in Ironman where he had to be saved by the chick. The Hulk did all the ass kicking himself

Solaris, he's only iron on the outside.

Doesn't mean he has to be such a wimp.

Two movies that aren't on the list: Dungeons & Dragons, and The Wizard. Street Fighter rates up there as well.

Doesn't mean he has to be such a wimp.

It's a metaphor. He's got a cool, tough exterior, but he's all squishy underneath.

It's the perfect reference to the common man.

P.S. The Mist was a pretty bad movie too.
That is an outrageous LIE, and I will jealously defend its honor. :(

It's a metaphor. He's got a cool, tough exterior, but he's all squishy underneath.

It's the perfect reference to the common man.

WELL I DONT LIKE SQUISHY.

I didn't say I hated Ironman. Just the Hulk > Ironman.



That is an outrageous LIE, and I will jealously defend its honor.

Okay, the most I liked was when they killed that preaching woman. But after that it was just bleh.

Event Horizon. GOD I HATED THAT MOVIE! Pointless to the extreme, and very falsely advertised. I was hoping for a good sci-fi movie, but this thing was basically a ship from the dimension of Hell Raiser on steriods... very very little sci fi. What little plot there was could have a bull dozer plow through the holes. Whenever I see this damned film on dvd at the store I want to take a shotgun to it.

The 2008 100 million years BC is a complete waste of time to watch, the CGI is HORRENDOUS.

you got served...

WELL I DONT LIKE SQUISHY.

I didn't say I hated Ironman. Just the Hulk > Ironman.

INNUENDO

I didn't say you did hate Ironman.

FOR HARD.

:3 well then we are all peachy.

"Sci-Fighter" was an awesome so I will not include it in the discussion of worst movies ever...

FOR HARD.

:3 well then we are all peachy.

OMG NSFW O_o

I don't wanna be a peach >:

WELL I DONT LIKE SQUISHY.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.

[baby talk, the jellyfish stings]

Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.

I love Dora <3


and peaches are quite yummy.

That they are, but it doesn't mean I wanna be one. :<

Manos; Hands of Fate.

I love Dora <3


and peaches are quite yummy.

dora? you mean dori.

:( At least you knew what I ment.

I don't remember the name of the movie, but it was written, directed, produced, and starred in by a stupid-looking Mexican guy. He was supposed to be an evil killer who couldn't die. It was just horrible. I think it gave me facial cancer.

I don't remember the name of the movie, but it was written, directed, produced, and starred in by a stupid-looking Mexican guy. He was supposed to be an evil killer who couldn't die. It was just horrible. I think it gave me facial cancer.

Wilder Valderrama from 70's show??

Event Horizon. GOD I HATED THAT MOVIE! Pointless to the extreme, and very falsely advertised. I was hoping for a good sci-fi movie, but this thing was basically a ship from the dimension of Hell Raiser on steriods... very very little sci fi. What little plot there was could have a bull dozer plow through the holes. Whenever I see this damned film on dvd at the store I want to take a shotgun to it.

Ditto that. I never liked the movie either. But for some reason a lot of people think of it as a masterpiece...Ugh!

As for me, Brotherhood of the Wolf. Most movies that suck at least suck in their own style and have a personality, that movie was a mesh-mash of French, Japanese, Chinese Kong Fu, Hollywood, and an Native American plot twist. My eyes literally rotted watching this movie. I know most people think this movie is awesome, but I think anyone who's watched enough foreign movies would know that this movie had no character nor style. Simply distasteful for me to say to least.

Date Movie: A movie so horrible it broke my DVD player.

In fact any film directed by the fuckmookswho made Date Movie (Friedberg and Setzer) qualifies not only as the worst of all time, but as a iilegal means of torture. The making of these movies must violate some Geneva Convention law somewhere.

Kazaam... such a stupid movie. -_-; my family actually owned that, and I never liked it, not even when I was a kid.

As for me, Brotherhood of the Wolf. Most movies that suck at least suck in their own style and have a personality, that movie was a mesh-mash of French, Japanese, Chinese Kong Fu, Hollywood, and an Native American plot twist. My eyes literally rotted watching this movie. I know most people think this movie is awesome, but I think anyone who's watched enough foreign movies would know that this movie had no character nor style. Simply distasteful for me to say to least.

I watched this movie just a few days ago :) Well I don't think of it as a very bad movie. I like that very different ideas and styles were incorporated. On the other hand, as you say, its rather a big mix up than a real movie.

its not really the worst movie ever, but it is the worst bond movie ever:
quantum of solace.

not a single time did i felt i was watching a bond movie.
it was slowpaced and boring.
i think i enjoyed the first scene and opening credits more than the whole movie

LEAVE BOND TO ME

but seriously, i don't like this new bond. he's not very bond-y to me.

Date Movie: A movie so horrible it broke my DVD player.

dang.. forgot about that one.

Also, Never Back Down could definitely be in the top 3 of the worst. ~

TWILIGHT! I don't even have to watch it to know it suxxors lol

Also, Never Back Down could definitely be in the top 3 of the worst. ~

I kinda liked it :/

Also, Never Back Down could definitely be in the top 3 of the worst. ~


Aka, The FIST and the Furious

Star Wars Episode 2

Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula

One of the worst movies of all time, but the ending is so hilarious.

the matrix the matrix the matrix the matrix any james bond film austin powers also

also this film bicycle thieves i had to see during a film studies course. it was filmed during a postwar recession (or something similar) in which they couldnt afford second takes (or to pay the actors, apparently) and the plot is:
(1) man gets his bike stolen
(2) man reports stolen bike to police, who do nothing
(3) man and his child wander streets aimlessly looking for bike. find nothing.
(4) man cracks, steals bike, police arrest him, film ends.

this may not sound that bad until you consider that the whole thing went on for about three and a half hours.

man, you suck! austin powers is awesome!

rofl at your description of that bike movie

any of the sequels to the crow really

American pie was useless to me

ready to run, a disney channel original movie. plot was ridiculously stupid, acting was terrible, especially the main character. i don't know why they cast the actress in the role. she was terrible at acting and i swear, i think she was cross-eyed. the script was so bad. they never explained things fully, like [ZOMG SPOILERS!!!! like anyone cares though] how the father died. but w/e it was a tv movie, so it can't be expected to be a masterpiece.

Probably Zombie Nation. Thing about it though...it was hilariously bad, which made it forgivable.

The movie I walked out on last, though, was Vacancy. Shitty. Shitty. Shitty.

The Comebacks

The Comebacks

aw i thought that one was funny, tasteless but ridiculously funny

Most chick flicks heh

That Larry The Cable Guy movie was horribly bad.

anything involving those blue collar guys is bad

Ron White is awesome, Rob!

anything involving those blue collar guys is bad

Agreed, I don't think those guys are funny at all.

I saw An American Haunting in theatres. Only movie I've ever walked out on in my entire life. Too bad it had to be a horror flick; I love that genre!

Atlantis 2

holy hell
that.
even the animation was absolutely crap.

It was basically around four or five equally pointless scenes in sequence with no links whatsoever, pretty much completely disregarding the original film.
And Kida looks like an old woman, what the hell.

Did I mention the animation was crap?
Ive seen a lot of films that I personally dont like, but that simply had to be the absolute worst film I have ever seen in my whole life. I cant believe I wasted some of my never-to-be-regained life watching it when I could have been doing something useful like watching Raiders of the Lost Ark.... again.

It would be difficult for me to think of the worst movie ever, but I can think of one that I absolutely hated and that's I, Robot. I can't stand Will Smith to begin with because he acts the same way in every single movie he's in (except for Ali where he was forced to act like someone else) and then he stars in a movie based off (the title of the book) the Isaac Asimov classic. The only thing that the movie has in common with the book is robots. And if you've ever read the book, it's obvious that it's not a great candidate for a film representation since the story jumps around so much.

X-men Origins: Wolverine. just watch the movie and you will see why.

Do not listen to this crazy person.

Do not listen to THIS crazy person.

Touche :D

Both of you can suck my dick

Super Mario Bros.

^Obviously

Worst Movie ever made would have to be Double Dragon All the character designs were all wrong especially Shadow Master a Skinny guy in a Business suit! WTF!
Another
Super Mario Bros characters from 5 games mushed into 1 movie all character designs were wrong Plot was corny as well.
1. Super Mario Bros Mario Luigi Toad and Koopa

2. Super Mario Bros 2 snifits

3. Super Mario Bros 3. Big Bertha

4. Super Mario Land Princess Daisy

5. Super Mario World Yoshi

And this is Coming from a Huge Mario Fan!

Worst (live action) movie I ever saw (to the point where it's creation was unforgivable) was Ultra Violet. I thought it would be good, but it turned out to be such a piece of crap that it's the only movie I saw in a theater that I wanted to walk out on (yet still managed not too). Worst animated film was a Korean CG movie called Elysium. It borrowed so heavily from every anime title out there that it was a super-predictable uber-cliched waste of time.

Super Mario Bros.

^Obviously

Actually I have fond memories of the Super Mario Bros. movie. I do admit that it's terrible and an atrocious representation of the game, but I used to like it when I was younger. I even had the action figures from the film.

Although, Grease 2 comes pretty close to snatching up that title

I hated that film with a passion lol

The worse film i've ever seen would have to be.... Curfew

Its a thriller film that was made years ago. The actors/actresses are just horrible, the music is a joke and the story is.... bleh

House of the Dead. What...the...frak? Using actual clips from the game? C'mon. >:(

...and pretty much any movie directed by Uwe Boll.

Im just wondering

Has anyone mentioned that new "Dragon Ball Evolution" movie.
I got dragged along to see it 2 days ago and boy did SUCK.
I swear i think i enjoyed the movie previews that the cinemas show before the actual movie more than this lame excuse for entertainment

Worst movie I ever got dragged to - Michael. (Burping angels?). Worst movie that had sooo much potential, all three Star Wars prequels.

"Not another teen movie"

You are quite insane Elle, I found that movie hilarious, and even if you didn't you can't say it's the worst movie ever!

You are quite insane Elle, I found that movie hilarious, and even if you didn't you can't say it's the worst movie ever!

Ha!

Date Movie is pretty 'orrible too

Im just wondering

Has anyone mentioned that new "Dragon Ball Evolution" movie.
I got dragged along to see it 2 days ago and boy did SUCK.
I swear i think i enjoyed the movie previews that the cinemas show before the actual movie more than this lame excuse for entertainment

I pirated the movie and still feel like I spent too much money!

There are some films that don't stand much of a chance of being good like Plan 9 From Outer Space and Scarecrow Slayer, but I really think the movies that spend tons of money on production and end up as flops are the real losers. So I think a 'worst movie' should be one that could have been great but was shit like Pearl Harbor or Armageddon.

You are quite insane Elle, I found that movie hilarious, and even if you didn't you can't say it's the worst movie ever!

I tend to keep away from really bad movies, so it's the worst movie I've ever seen:)

The Blair Witch Project, terribly boring, i watched at night in dark, and in light, but it was still BORING....

The Blair Witch Project, terribly boring, i watched at night in dark, and in light, but it was still BORING....

Really...Ive never seen it but ive always heard how scary it was.

Really...Ive never seen it but ive always heard how scary it was.

If you've never seen it then how can you disagree with a person who's actually seen it?

Im not disagreeing...im just saying that ppl ive talked to say its scary.

dragon ball evolution, no doubt about it.
i have yet to meet someone who enjoyed it.

I think Boondock Saintswas really terrible. Maybe not the worst movie, but it definitely didn't deserve the cult attention it garnered.

Amen to that, brother. Amen to that!

dragon ball evolution, no doubt about it.
i have yet to meet someone who enjoyed it.

isn't that sort of a given?

I watched House Bunny cuz i actually thought it was good from the trailer. Howver it sucked. Not the worst movie but could've used some MAJOR fixing up.

I like Anna Faris. Not love, but I like her.

Better as a brunette, of course.

i LOVE anna faris. <333

and did you know she's a natural blonde? i always thought she was a natural brunette.

Shame :(

Yea i like Anna Faris...especially in the Scary Movies.
Are you sure she isnt natural brunette?It looks like a kind of synthetic blonde she has now.

Worst movie...The House of the Dead, hands down. Dragonball film was pretty bad too.

The Golden Child. The Movie had terrible CGI, & lack of a decent Plot.

The Golden Child. The Movie had terrible CGI, & lack of a decent Plot.

I actually liked that movie. The part with the snake woman still freaks me out.

Yea i like Anna Faris...especially in the Scary Movies.
Are you sure she isnt natural brunette?It looks like a kind of synthetic blonde she has now.

"The 5'4" Faris, a natural blonde, dyed her hair black for the filming of Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2, so that her character more closely resembled Neve Campbell, who played the corresponding character in Scream, one of the films that Scary Movie parodied."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Faris

Okay got it. Thx.

Date Movie: A movie so horrible it broke my DVD player.

In fact any film directed by the fuckmookswho made Date Movie (Friedberg and Setzer) qualifies not only as the worst of all time, but as a iilegal means of torture. The making of these movies must violate some Geneva Convention law somewhere.

Agreed. I had to ask if I did something to piss off my family when they forced me to watch the recent abortion with my idiot sister and her douchebag boyfriend. They actually liked that shit. I wanted to kill myself. It was everything wrong with recent movie trends all rolled into one fucked up mess.

I reckon Epic Movie was even worse than Date Movie. The trailer of Epic Movie was good and made me keen. But when I actually saw it I was quite disappointed. Sure it was a bit appealing the first time I saw it. After that when I watched it on TV I couldn't bear to see more than the first 15 minutes of it.

Check this out...

S.I.C.K.
Serial Insane Clown Killers

Mom picked it up a few years ago, and it was the most horrible, idiotic - but also slightly funny because of the bad acting and abominable storyline - piece of crap ever.

BAD acting scene here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMnTSDxdhO4&feature=related
Trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iQ2SfiS45E

I know in a previous post I mentioned I, Robot as a really bad movie but not as the worst. Now, one comes to mind... Heebie Jeebies. I rented it once out of curiosity and to this day I beat myself up for it.

If I had to pick one above all...

Eragon: Good story in the book I hear, BUT the acting, Editing, Pacing and overly loud score KILLED it for me

Dishonerable mentions:
Golden Compass
Snakes on a plane
ANY Master P movie

i was so disappointed with the golden compass since i am such a huge fan of the book and the series. it really broke my heart to see such a great story flounder when it was put on screen.

Has anyone ever heard of a movie called "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau? This movie nearly broke me. The horrible, awkward sex scenes are hard to get through and are pretty disturbing. Especially since Lisa isn't very attractive and seeing Tommy Wiseau naked isn't very pleasant. It wouldn't be so bad if there were only a few of them, but about a third of the movie contains sex scenes. I had to look away eventually just to get through them.

No one is a good actor in this movie and none of the characters are likable. However, this is movie is unintentionally hilarious. Tommy Wiseau bad acting and hard to understand accent lead to some pretty funny moments. It is also pretty hard not to laugh at the countless nonsensical moments, like playing football in a tuxedo or Lisa's mother getting cancer and is told "Don't worry about it" by Lisa. This movie is also a great drinking game.(From IMBD)

take a drink every time:

we see stock footage of the golden gate bridge
Someone says, “oh, hi”
someone, including mark, mentions that mark is Johnny’s best friend
someone says “don’t worry about it”
someone says “everything will be ok/alright”
we see Lisa’s gross boobs
there’s a football in the scene
there’s a spoon somewhere in the scene
Lisa says “I don’t love Johnny”
Green screen is used (Roof)
A character appears without introduction
When Johnny laughs.
Mark asks what or why are you doing this?
Someone enters the scene and leaves right after.

you now have alcohol poisoning. you’re welcome.

Batman And Robin FTW! as worst movie ever.

Anchorman

You sound like a gay :mad:

:D

Has anyone ever heard of a movie called "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau? This movie nearly broke me....

Ha Ha - I've saw this travesty of a movie - I didn't manage to sit through it all.

My vote for worst movie is Van Hellsing - the Hugh Jackman one - just plain awful.

I agree.

If you want to enjoy something called the Room, you definitely have to go with Silent Hill 4 ;)

I agree.

If you want to enjoy something called the Room, you definitely have to go with Silent Hill 4 ;)

I second that - with much verve

Here, I'll give you a list of all movies I rated 1 star on Netflix...

A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Armageddon
Batman & Robin
Batman Forever
Beverly Hills Ninja
Bubba Ho-Tep
Bubble Boy
Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman
Catacombs
Catwoman
The Chronicles of Riddick
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (I think we have a winner or loser depending on how you look at it)
Deep Blue Sea
Doom
The Exorcist 2: The Heretic
Exorcist: The Beginning
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Farce of the Penguins
The Fast and the Furious
Flightplan (another winner/loser)
The Fog (2005)
Four Flies on Grey Velvet
From Within
The Funhouse
Ghost Rider
Ghost Ship
The Haunting (1999)
Heebie Jeebies
House of the Dead
Independence Day
Infection
I, Robot
Judge Dredd
The Locker
The Longest Yard (Adam Sandler)
Mortuary
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Nightmare
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2
The Red Shoes
Spawn: The Movie
Spice World
Strange Wilderness
Tamara
Tank Girl
Transformers
The Tuxedo
Unleashed
Van Helsing (I concur with you Dr Faustus)

Every single one of these movies is the worst movie ever for me.

1 star for Transformers. I like the way you think, sir.

I'll watch and enjoy any Stallone mevie, though.

They call me Drinkenstein~

I'd forgotten about spawn (mercifully) - I take it you can't award minus stars on Netflix? LOL Thats one helluva list of crap.

I have to say - this is the most god-damn hilarious thread I've yet read - long may it run. =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

sorry about the cock-up above

1 star for Transformers. I like the way you think, sir.

I'll watch and enjoy any Stallone mevie, though.

They call me Drinkenstein~

The way I saw Transformers might have something to do with how I rated it because I saw a bootleg copy of the movie that had been filmed on a camcorder in a movie theater. It was from some foreign country and most of the time you could only see half of the screen, though I doubt if I saw it on dvd today I would rate it any different.

And I also like older Stallone films and did have a fond memory of Judge Dredd until recently when I was feeling nostalgic and put it on my Netflix queue. Even though I liked it when I was younger, I had no choice but to give it a one for it was indisputably terrible. But at the same time I rented Demolition Man, which definitely stood the test of time in my book.

I was thinking about Demolition Man the second I saw you mention Judge Dredd :D

The New Transformers was pretty bad IMHO, Bruno, I could go on

Farcry, by a bit.

Hes Just Not That Into You. On TV everyone said it wa good. When I watched it ..... I couldnt stand 30 mins of it.

Batman & Robin. It can make a sane person go totally mental! They gave Batman a Bat Credit Card for gods sake!!!!

Twilight!!!
Screw melancholy vampires that sparkle! Vampires are supposed to burn and die in the sun, not sparkle!!!

The Wolf clan seemed way more interesting than the freakin vampires!!!

Twilight!!!
Screw melancholy vampires that sparkle! Vampires are supposed to burn and die in the sun, not sparkle!!!

The Wolf clan seemed way more interesting than the freakin vampires!!!

Yeah, it seems like it's personal preference when it comes to how someone thinks a vampire should act. Some people like the gothic vamps from Underworld, while others like the ferocious, blood thirsty vamps from 30 Days of Night (thought I've heard people complain about this type as well). Personally I think they should act more like animals just trying to survive. IMO they shouldn't be so happy nor should they be so civilized.

vampires suck anyway. witches are way better. (if i had to pick, i'd pick the buffy/angel vamps)

i agree that twilight is garbage though

Right now I don't know whats worse Twilight or Transformers 2.

Yeah, it seems like it's personal preference when it comes to how someone thinks a vampire should act. Some people like the gothic vamps from Underworld, while others like the ferocious, blood thirsty vamps from 30 Days of Night (thought I've heard people complain about this type as well). Personally I think they should act more like animals just trying to survive. IMO they shouldn't be so happy nor should they be so civilized.

It's not so much as to a preferance to certain vampire archtypes, but more that these vampires dont seem to have a weakness except for their thirst of blood! I mean if a vampire can survive being out in sunlight, then what weakness do they really have? The whole point for them having a weakness to sunlight is for the price they make for being immortal and having power!

Sorry, didn't mean to make it into a debate about vampires, I just really hate Twilight! And before any twilight fans start crying, yes I did give the story a chance! But just like FF8, the stupid twist killed what otherwise would've been a pretty decent story!

It's not so much as to a preferance to certain vampire archtypes, but more that these vampires dont seem to have a weakness except for their thirst of blood! I mean if a vampire can survive being out in sunlight, then what weakness do they really have? The whole point for them having a weakness to sunlight is for the price they make for being immortal and having power!

Sorry, didn't mean to make it into a debate about vampires, I just really hate Twilight! And before any twilight fans start crying, yes I did give the story a chance! But just like FF8, the stupid twist killed what otherwise would've been a pretty decent story!

The vamps in Twilight can walk around in daylight? That's lame. I think you should at least stick to the basics of vampire weaknesses with their films. And I've yet to see it and probably won't seeing how it seems more like a movie for adolescents.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I went to go see in in theaters with my dad, and I swear we were both squirming in our seats waiting or that movie to be over. The jokes weren't funny, and they had so many plot twists that made it unbelievable. Terrible movie, I don't know how it did so well, or atleast as well as it did.

The vamps in Twilight can walk around in daylight? That's lame. I think you should at least stick to the basics of vampire weaknesses with their films. And I've yet to see it and probably won't seeing how it seems more like a movie for adolescents.
Yup! The Vampires in this series don't burn into ash or blow up in the sun! Aparently aside from the regular vampire characteristics, the only other way you can tell they're vampires is that they literally sparkle in sunlight!
Just look at Adult Swim's VERY condensed telling of Twilight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m96hu-xprfE)! lol

Date Movie
Epic Movie
The Comebacks
The Spirit
Street Fighter
Street Fighter: Legend Of Chun-Li
Batman & Robin
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Steel

Mummy 3
Leprechaun Goes To The Hood T_T

I mean... seriously? Why even make a horror film like that? *sighs* There are more, but I can't think of them at the moment. I'll be back...

There are too many to post them all, so i will just post the most hated ones.

1. Any Uwe Boll movie, they simply suck.
2. All "theme" movie (ie Epic movie, etc) except superhero movie.

not another team movie and scary movie 1 and 2 were awesome. and rofl, superhero movie is garbage (at least it had a somewhat coherent plot)

8mm starring Nicholas Cage. My ma was stupid enough to take me to see it. I was scarred.

Has anyone here seen Teaching Mrs.Tingle? Such a stupid fucking movie. Go watch it.



not another team movie and scary movie 1 and 2 were awesome. and rofl, superhero movie is garbage (at least it had a somewhat coherent plot)

I laughed at one part in Superhero movie.
"I shat my pants."
Honestly? Of all excuses? This was gold.

I figured I'd read as much of this thread as I could before posting anything. From the looks of things, there are far too many people that posted here that have no idea what a good or bad movie is, or in some cases they don't even know what they're looking at...


The Golden Child. The Movie had terrible CGI, & lack of a decent Plot.

There was no CG in The Golden Child, and thinking there was any in a movie released in 1986 shows that you don't know what the f**k you're talking about...


Batman Returns is my second favourite.

In a sense, though, I'm kind of annoyed that TDK is getting this much attention, and from turds who don't even understand the subtleties and intricacies of the plot; who are more interested in seeing Christian Bale's exposed torso and OMGEXPOLSUNS!!!!!11111ONEELEVEN!!!!+1=2!!!!!

It's not that I don't love the movie, it's a (flawed) masterpiece, but I tire of hearing about it all the time, and of hearing people recite the Joker's lines ad nauseum.

One: Bale was hardly shirtless in the movie. That's coming from someplace internal...

Two: People like the movie. Get over that. Maybe they like it for the same reasons as you do, or maybe they don't. But that doesn't make the movie any worse. Obnoxious jackasses quoting it was getting to me too, but I just got used to cutting them off or ignoring them. It usually helps to be honest about their sh*tty impersonations. If they know they suck, they usually stop.

As for the rest of this thread...oh boy. I've been working on leaving my fanboyisms out of the criticism, and as it turns out most of the movies that get it wrong already suck on their own. That aside, here's a list (not the list because that would be impossibly long)...

Alien Vs. Hunter
Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem (I luckily haven't seen the first one in its entirety)
Alpha Dog
Ax 'Em (look it up...I dare ya')
Bad Boys
Bad Boys II
Batman (memorable visuals, but largely uninspired, high concept nonsense*)
Batman Returns (He didn't go anywhere, and the movie is built on high concept and toyeticisms and nothing else)
Batman Forever (bad characterization, hammy performances, questionable writing, etc.)
Batman & Robin (...does this need explanation?)
Blade Trinity
The Boondock Saints (such a wannabe "anti-blockbuster")
Bruno (completely misses its own point)
Bug
Children of the Corn IV (KEEP EVA MENDES OUT OF MOVIES!!)
Crash (2004-It's NOT culturally relevant. It just perpetuates stereotypes.)
Cursed (Scream...this time, with WEREWOLVES)
Dragonball Evolution
Doom
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Elektra
Equilibrium (HIGHLY overrated)
Fast and Furious (dropping articles doesn't make your plot original...)
Final Destination 3
The Forbidden Kingdom
Gothika
Halloween (Rob Zombie's remake...ugh)
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Heart of America (Early Uwe...)
Hostel
Hostel pt. II
I Know Who Killed Me
Imagine That
Jaws: The Revenge
John Tucker Must Die
Madea's Family Reunion
Mission Impossible 2
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Norbit
Not Another Teen Movie
Predator 2
Resident Evil
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Resident Evil Extinction (THIS, I'm saying without seeing it...)
Robocop 2
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li (it made me appreciate the '94 movie...)
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Superman Returns (even the reason he left is f**king retarded...)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ("How to Kill a Franchise with $30 Million")
Transformers
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen (Standards)
The Transporter
Twilight
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
You Got Served

And this is mostly mainstream...if I added more of the low-budget sh*t I've seen...

*- a movie that's more about who stars in it as opposed to a well-crafted story

I'm glad to see that a couple of people didn't care for "Blair Witch".
I know a lot of people liked that particular movie, but I saw nothing scary or interesting about it.
I could have cared less about any of the characters (am I the only one who wanted to shove the camera up that girl's nose??)
Also put me in the "Twilight" haters camp.
Please note that I have NOT seen the movie, nor do I have any intention of ever subjecting my DVD player to such garbage.
I picked up the book one day (bored in the library) and thumbed through a few pages. I placed the book back onto the shelf and began shaking my head because of how poorly written the book is.
As for the vampires "sparkling" in the sunlight...
Nevermind, I don't think my keyboard would survive the attack I would pound through on the keys.

Another movie I'll add to the mix was "The Covenant". I watched this one for free on TV and I STILL want my money back!!!!!

As for movies that had potential but tripped at the finish line:
Golden Compass (Wonderful book. Movie should have been about three hours long!)
Eragon (How the **** did they screw this one up? Another example of a movie that should have been a lot longer!)
Quantum of Solace (Where to begin with this one? How about the fact that it didn't feel like a Bond movie!)

Oh damn,what a facked up thread! why not post all hated films in one post,so that you spam around in 9 pages? ^^

Well whatever you think shinigami,but it comes to my mind,that you do it to spam! OMG 1 STAR FOR TRANSFORMERS? WTF?

Tell me what you gave 5 stars? oops sorry,you dont have one srry!

My mostly hated:

twilight and the futer ones
high school musical 1 ,2 ,3 ,4,5,6 and the future ones,if they will produce further ones
camp rock and the future ones
----
Case: Twilight: The Charackter looks GAY and fucked up like extra pre made for teenagers! Nothing special! There is no BIG vampire action as in blade or vampires dawn. Love stories SUCKS! The books sucks although i didnt read any book there :P
High school and Camp:

WELL! The story sucks ass and is so FAKE MADED! Gaylords with unreal story!
STUPID!

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Yeah, you might as well wait for Seth Rogen's Observe and Report.

Uwe Boll=Shitty movie

Oh damn,what a facked up thread! why not post all hated films in one post,so that you spam around in 9 pages? ^^

Well whatever you think shinigami,but it comes to my mind,that you do it to spam! OMG 1 STAR FOR TRANSFORMERS? WTF?

Tell me what you gave 5 stars? oops sorry,you dont have one srry!

My mostly hated:

twilight and the futer ones
high school musical 1 ,2 ,3 ,4,5,6 and the future ones,if they will produce further ones
camp rock and the future ones
----
Case: Twilight: The Charackter looks GAY and fucked up like extra pre made for teenagers! Nothing special! There is no BIG vampire action as in blade or vampires dawn. Love stories SUCKS! The books sucks although i didnt read any book there :P
High school and Camp:

WELL! The story sucks ass and is so FAKE MADED! Gaylords with unreal story!
STUPID!

Judging by your choices and spelling, I'm not shocked that you think Transformers was a good movie. Hopefully, you'll grow out of it as well as learn a few reading comprehension skills. That might keep you from attributing "1 STAR" ratings in cases where stars were never mentioned.

...and I wouldn't even give Transformers a full star.

The Forbidden Kingdom
Not Another Teen Movie
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine

:( at the forbidden kingdom and not another teen movie. forbidden kingdom was pretty entertaining (plus the main guy was cute :)) and not another teen movie is hilarious, even if it is bad.

i'm curious why you think the first two xmen were bad (last stand was terrible and origins was just abysmal)


Oh damn,what a facked up thread! why not post all hated films in one post,so that you spam around in 9 pages? ^^

Well whatever you think shinigami,but it comes to my mind,that you do it to spam! OMG 1 STAR FOR TRANSFORMERS? WTF?

Tell me what you gave 5 stars? oops sorry,you dont have one srry!

My mostly hated:

twilight and the futer ones
high school musical 1 ,2 ,3 ,4,5,6 and the future ones,if they will produce further ones
camp rock and the future ones
----
Case: Twilight: The Charackter looks GAY and fucked up like extra pre made for teenagers! Nothing special! There is no BIG vampire action as in blade or vampires dawn. Love stories SUCKS! The books sucks although i didnt read any book there :P
High school and Camp:

WELL! The story sucks ass and is so FAKE MADED! Gaylords with unreal story!
STUPID!
this was so painful for me to read.

:( at the forbidden kingdom and not another teen movie. forbidden kingdom was pretty entertaining (plus the main guy was cute :)) and not another teen movie is hilarious, even if it is bad.

i'm curious why you think the first two xmen were bad (last stand was terrible and origins was just abysmal)


this was so painful for me to read.

Forbidden Kingdom is so unoriginal, and the only highlight was a fight sequence that doesn't truly showcase the extent of Jet Li or Jackie Chan's physical talent. Plus, there were logical and factual errors in the film that annoyed the shit out of me (There is no character that does the "Buddha's Palm" in Virtua Fighter 2!!!! = a minor example). Not Another Teen Movie wasn't very funny at all. Many of the jokes relied entirely on shock value, gross-out, or overt sexuality that managed to make Cerina Vincent the antithesis of erotic, and the rest were callbacks to pop culture references that relied too much on its source.

As for the X-Men movies, to me they really sucked from day one because of how bland they made the characters look. But aside from that, the movies have poor character development and the first movie has even lousier character establishment. Viewers know next to nothing about any of the characters that aren't Wolverine, Rogue, Xavier, Magneto, or WOLVERINE. The problem is we're never allowed the chance to since the films are catered to Logan's benefit to such an extent that some characters are reduced in power to make him look better (I'm looking at you, movie Magneto...). Every other character is seen as how they relate to those four characters as opposed to having the chance to be their own character (Cyclops suffers the worst from this), and the special effects/fights lack imagination. Plus, the series as a whole is full of meaningless cameos from characters meant to cater to the fans but add nothing to the film. The 3rd movie is pretty much a compressed version of every wrong step taken in the previous installments. Of course, the truth is that the film never had much a chance to be good considering what it was following...

I think Boondock Saintswas really terrible. Maybe not the worst movie, but it definitely didn't deserve the cult attention it garnered.

Also, the famous movie 8 1/2 by Fellini was extremely bad in my opinion. Wikipedia says it was ranked 3rd best movie of all time, but it was really fucking boring and a lot of the scenes seemed out of place. It's a movie that's literally about writer's block; the main character is stuck on this one part in a movie he's directing, and the whole movie represents that stagnation. Unfortunately, it feels like it's going nowhere for 2 1/2 hours, which is basically true.

Also, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is one of the worst movies imo. No substance, and people cannot move like that.


Are you kidding me? Boondock Saints is an awesome movie. If your gonna name horrid movies how bout movie like I Know Who Killed Me, Catwoman, The Postman, Gigli, Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever, Troll 2, The Room, Barb Wire, Kazaam, Spice World, Glitter, Freddy Got Fingered, Showgirls, Striptease, Basic Instinct 2.

Oh I forgot The Golden Compass

Forbidden Kingdom is so unoriginal, and the only highlight was a fight sequence that doesn't truly showcase the extent of Jet Li or Jackie Chan's physical talent. Plus, there were logical and factual errors in the film that annoyed the shit out of me (There is no character that does the "Buddha's Palm" in Virtua Fighter 2!!!! = a minor example). Not Another Teen Movie wasn't very funny at all. Many of the jokes relied entirely on shock value, gross-out, or overt sexuality that managed to make Cerina Vincent the antithesis of erotic, and the rest were callbacks to pop culture references that relied too much on its source.

As for the X-Men movies, to me they really sucked from day one because of how bland they made the characters look. But aside from that, the movies have poor character development and the first movie has even lousier character establishment. Viewers know next to nothing about any of the characters that aren't Wolverine, Rogue, Xavier, Magneto, or WOLVERINE. The problem is we're never allowed the chance to since the films are catered to Logan's benefit to such an extent that some characters are reduced in power to make him look better (I'm looking at you, movie Magneto...). Every other character is seen as how they relate to those four characters as opposed to having the chance to be their own character (Cyclops suffers the worst from this), and the special effects/fights lack imagination. Plus, the series as a whole is full of meaningless cameos from characters meant to cater to the fans but add nothing to the film. The 3rd movie is pretty much a compressed version of every wrong step taken in the previous installments. Of course, the truth is that the film never had much a chance to be good considering what it was following...

the forbidden kingdom was based on virtua fighter? i didn't know that.

the hilariousness of NOTM, imo, stems from the fact that they accurately parody the teen movie genre. you're right about the shock value gags though.

and i see what you mean about the xmen movies. it annoyed me how wolverine-centric the movies were, especially since he is not that awesome of a character (inb4neg). regarding cyclops, he never really did have much to his character in the comics, at least not until recently (at least imo)

and before i go on a fanboy rant, i must ask you to clarify this: "Of course, the truth is that the film never had much a chance to be good considering what it was following..." are you saying that xmen as a whole was not a good source material or that xmen 3 is a terrible movie because the arc it was based on was terrible.


Are you kidding me? Boondock Saints is an awesome movie. If your gonna name horrid movies how bout movie like I Know Who Killed Me, Catwoman, The Postman, Gigli, Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever, Troll 2, The Room, Barb Wire, Kazaam, Spice World, Glitter, Freddy Got Fingered, Showgirls, Striptease, Basic Instinct 2.

spice world and kazaam are so bad and cheesy that they're so deliciously good (and i think spice world was intentionally made that way)

EDIT: kryborne, don't double post. use the edit button.

American Flatulators.

seriously, the worst shit ever.

You were surprised with a title like that?

Ahahaha I love Neg, he's a no nonsense kind of guy

Neg is nothing but nonsense.

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)...the remake was pretty good.

too be honest, worst movie I've ever saw was "insert any horror movie here"

When A Stranger Calls (the remake) - Not scary at all, just... no
Kicking And Screaming - Actually insert any Will Ferrel movie here (except for Stranger Than Fiction, haven't seen that)
Eragon
Twilight - I don't even have to see it to know that it sucked butt.
Boogeyman (the orginal)
Amityville Horror - The remake
Epic Movie

New Moon looked pretty shit from its trailer. No way am i seeing it.

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

I agree with this, though wouldn't go as far as 'worst' but it was definitely overrated in my book.

Forrest Gump. Everyone loves this movie, and I can't stand it. It's about four hours long, there is no direct plot other than the main character talking about himself, and everything is far too cheesily perfect for him. I can't stand that in a movie. It is way overrated, and I don't understand how anyone can willingly sit through this entire movie more than once. I'm probably going to make a few people angry by saying that, though...

If you think Forrest Gump is long, you should watch Gone with the wind.

Or how about this boring AND long movie: Ben-Hur. I cant stand it.

If you think Forrest Gump is long, you should watch Gone with the wind.

Or how about this boring AND long movie: Ben-Hur. I cant stand it.

Gone With the Wind... Fantastic book, awful movie. I don't think I could sit through that if I was paid $50 an hour to.

I'll second Eragon because it's the only movie I can think of that I actually sat through the entire thing relatively recently that I can actually work any sort of vitriol for. Just totally took the life of the novel on which it was based and sucked it dry, leaving a story with no heart, no interest, and little to recommend it. Oh yeah, now that I think about it, I think I saw Fantastic Four and was annoyed.

The original Halloween films. I love Rob Zombie's versions.... Part 2 was a little strange, what with Sheri Moon Zombie's ghostly... ghost... in a few scenes....

GINGERDEAD MAN

You know, I actually rented this movie just because I figured it'd be one of those So-Bad-It's-Good type of deals like "Silent Night, Deadly Night". I was wrong. Utter waste of time.

But for my all-time worst movies, it's a 4-way tie between Epic Movie, Eragon, Terminator: Salvation and Transformers 2. All terrible, terrible movies.

I actually enjoyed Gingerdead Man. It was obvious that it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously, so I had fun with it.

the worst movie I ever saw was reservoir dogs
hated it

i always thought ''the cable guy'' was a bit lame.

and now i watch the old ghost buster movies i see the jokes are not funny and quite slow paced overall.

which is odd because the characters in it are fun.

I saw the G.I. Joe movie a couple of weeks ago...I wanted to walk out of the theatre.

Horse Whisper.....

Man, I hated that movie so much. It was the only movie in the theater that wasn't sold out!

...and I knew exactly why it wasn't sold bout the first twenty minutes of the film.

the worst movie I ever saw was reservoir dogs
hated it

*Loads shotgun* :mad:

I saw the G.I. Joe movie a couple of weeks ago...I wanted to walk out of the theatre.

G.I. Joe. LOL I saw it just cuz it LOOKED good from the trailer. When I actually saw it I couldnt bear it after the first 15 minutes. Its one of those children movies that they TRY(but fail) to remake it so its for adults as well. However such movies end in failure. Just watch something like Click. That was pretty 4.5/10 for me.

I actually enjoyed Gingerdead Man. It was obvious that it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously, so I had fun with it.

I enjoyed it too but that didn't make it any less shit.

It's like how I feel about Killer Klowns from outer space, the film's shit but I still love it.

*Loads shotgun* :mad:

Can you tell me what's so special about that movie?

The Happening is not as bad as it is made out to be. Worst of all time....Saving Silverman without is the worst thing I have seen with Connie & Carla and The Cat in the Hat coming in close second/thirds.

Depends what you define a movie, any movie, A-movie, B-movie?

I've seen my share of shitty Z-movies, but one of the worst movies I've ever seen is probably House Of The Dead. Of course House Of The Dead 2 was bad but you could laugh at it, House Of The Dead was just pure crap, much in the style of Alone In The Dark and Dungeon Siege. :D