poptart fantastico
06-12-2008, 07:34 AM
I wrote this years ago. Hope you like it. I guess.


The SeeD Ball
From �Final Fantasy VIII�
by
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Squall leaned against the wall, wondering why he even bothered coming to the "PAAH-TAY!" as Selphie had called it. He took a drink of his champagne, and stared upwards into the skylight. A shooting star streaked across the night sky. He looked around the room, and his eyes settled on a young lady across the dance floor. She had dark hair, and big brown eyes. Her dress was sort of cream-colored, and she looked really beautiful. The girl suddenly looked over at him, and saw that he was looking at her. She raised a finger, pointing to the sky, and smiled, then started walking over to him.
Squall thought, Uh-oh. Here she comes. Why did I have to notice her? The young lady walked up. "You're the best looking guy here. Dance with me?" Squall couldn't speak. He looked away.
"Let me guess," she said. "You'll only dance with someone you like. Well, look into my eyes." She waved her fingers. "You're going to like me, you're going to like me. Did that work?"
Squall coughed once, then spoke. "I can't dance." The girl smiled and took his hand, pulling him clumsily towards the dance floor. "You'll be fine! C'mon!" His feet moved along by themselves. "Wait, I-" The girl stopped and grabbed his hands. "This looks like a good spot. I need to be on the dance floor, because I'm meeting someone when he comes in." She placed Squall's hands on her left hip and right shoulder. She then put her own hands on Squall's shoulders. They both started to dance to the music, her steps delicate and his steps clumsy. "I have never done this before," he told her, looking down at his feet to make sure he was stepping right. "You're doing great. Just keep in time with my steps," she told him.
She suddenly spun him outward, holding onto his hand. Pulling him back inward, he bumped into her. "Oomph! Whoa big guy!" She laughed. Squall walked away from her. He didn't enjoy being laughed at. The woman grabbed his right hand. "Hey, hey! I was kidding! Come back!" Squall groaned, rolling his eyes, and he let the girl pull him back to her, and they danced some more. They bumped into a SeeD Member and his date. "Hey watch it pal!" The lady said an uncouth word to the SeeD Member, and stuck her tongue out. That shut him up.
"Geez, what an idiot. Can't he tell you've never danced before?" she asked. "Uh, I don't know," said Squall. Suddenly, he thought, "Ok Squall, stop acting like a kid in front of her! Good God, she is just beautiful. Time to really dance. You can do it.." He took her right hand with his own, and stared into her eyes. He then half-spun her, and stepped outwards with his left leg, she doing the same. "Hey! That was pretty good, dude!" She smiled up at him. He spun her out, then back into his arms, her left hand in his right, their faces close. He was so close he could smell her perfume. Squall stared into her dark eyes, then stepped back.
"Sorry, didn't mean to get that close," he told her. He looked upwards, to see another shooting star streak the night sky with its brilliance. "It's cool," she said. She looked over his left shoulder, and perked up. "Hey there he is! I have to go! It was great dancing with you! Bye!" She smiled at Squall, then turned and waved to the person, then walked towards him. "Wait! Will I ever see you again? shouted Squall. He watched her walk away, then she was gone. Squall sighed, and walked out to the balcony. He stood there, looking down into the training area, and saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex chase after something. He heard it roar and something squeak as it died in the Tyranno�s maw.
"So, this is where you are."
Squall turned and saw Quistis Trepe walking towards him. He thought, Oh great. Here we go. "Yes?" Quistis stood next to him, and leaned against a pillar. Squall glanced off into the distance, aware of her eyes on him. "So you'll dance with someone you don't know," she said, "but you won't dance with me huh?" Squall glanced at her sideways a second and then said "Whatever."

END

J. Peterman
06-12-2008, 08:00 AM
Here is a story I wrote:

Squall was begging Rinoa for some, but Rinoa was a lesbian. So Squall went down to the cafeteria, down by the hot dog stand where all the hookers were. Squall was surprised to see Quistis there, and asked her why she wasn't in class. Quistis whipped Squall, and then this story ends.

Marshall Lee
06-12-2008, 08:07 AM
Here is a story I wrote:

Squall was begging Rinoa for some, but Rinoa was a lesbian. So Squall went down to the cafeteria, down by the hot dog stand where all the hookers were. Squall was surprised to see Quistis there, and asked her why she wasn't in class. Quistis whipped Squall, and then this story ends.

Irvine kept bothering Selphie to go to second base with him and she demanded cash up front. Zell too was trying to get in on the action, since the girl with the pigtails was also experimenting as a lesbian and had Rinoa in her crosshairs. So they all heard this weird high-pitched voice; "Hey now, you all would feel a lot more comfortable if you took some of them heavy clothes off!" Squall and co looked around and finally Quistis pointed up, it was Pedobear peering down on them all from the glass ceiling. "Man are you going to buy something or not, these hotdogs come with a hooker and they are not free!" Cried the mean cafeteria lady.

J. Peterman
06-12-2008, 08:12 AM
Just as Squall began to take off his pants, Seifer came into the room and killed him. Quistis was in tears, but Seifer grabbed her before she could commit necrophilia.

poptart fantastico
06-12-2008, 03:32 PM
Nevermind...

execrable gumwrapper
06-12-2008, 08:48 PM
2 reasons why this sucks.

Your thread title is incorrect.

Your "story" is just a frame for frame retelling of an FMV/conversation.

Marshall Lee
06-12-2008, 09:31 PM
But of course Seifer did not account for Rinoa or her lesbian experimental girlfriend (Zell's gf) and they immediately had sex on Squall's back. Just then Dr. Kadowaki popped in and announced that for a limited time only she would be performing free sex-reassignment surgery for anyone who wanted to be a transexual. Irvine took the surgery in hopes of getting Selphie, however the surgery did make him look like a girl, an ugly flat-chested girl with big lips and a hunchback.

J. Peterman
06-12-2008, 10:11 PM
Zell saw Irvine, now with his man thing bulging in his pants. It was then that he decided he needed to rape her. Irvine shot him before he had a chance, and proceeded to dance over his dead body as Seifer continued ramming Rinoa.

poptart fantastico
06-13-2008, 02:03 AM
2 reasons why this sucks.

Your thread title is incorrect.

Your "story" is just a frame for frame retelling of an FMV/conversation.

I. Don't. Really. Care. I just wrote it out to appease myself.

execrable gumwrapper
06-13-2008, 05:02 AM
Then. Why. Would. You. Post. This. Shit?

poptart fantastico
06-13-2008, 10:23 AM
For shits and giggles? Well, maybe just shits...

Cool man
06-13-2008, 01:22 PM
I THINK ITS AWESUM PLZ MOREMORE

lostguru
06-13-2008, 07:27 PM
wtf?

Marshall Lee
06-13-2008, 09:38 PM
Seifer turned around and then proceeded to bang the other girl (Zell's g/f) then realized she may have herpes, or crabs, or possibly AIDs, so decided that Kadowaki should examine her first. Quistis grew angry at Seifer for not complementing on her corset and leather garter belt and threw him to the ground, while Pedobear watched from the distance. Rinoa pulled on Quistis' hair to try and stop her but, Fujin shot her and allowed Quistis to continue on with the rape.

tdkryu
06-24-2008, 07:15 AM
hmm... sorry I've had a ruff day... week... year...life..,
this humor, though mildly amusing, is quite immature. more so since Irvine was really after Zell and Rinoa left with Riku only for her unspoiled youth, but soon left Riku for Pain and Quistis in a dom. triangle

HilariousMeme
07-04-2008, 05:24 AM
I think it's an allegory for racism.

HilariousMeme
07-04-2008, 05:26 AM
My only complaint is extraneous uses of 'suddenly.' The rest is perfection.

Psycho_Cyan
07-05-2008, 09:54 PM
I nearly fell asleep. Great read...

paarish
11-07-2008, 07:18 PM
i think you should finish for people who want to improve their vocab rather than sitting in front of the glaring tv screen playing video games