Here I will phone Bob Dole and give his responses to video games okay here is his first one.

Wii Sports

"My wife loves it that I started taking viagra, but I must say I remembered her as a much prettier woman. I think I need to hire a new secretary or something, because it is getting out of hand. Sometimes I tell her to go bowling and she goes over to the bowling alley, but I have Wii Sports. I use the disc and put in on my table as I put a bottle of Joe on it and watch my favorite shows.

Oh, I'm supposed to put the game into the system? It wasn't just an elaborate coaster? So Clinton gave me something useful?

Okay is pretty weird I point at the screen and now I'm doing stuff. Is this a dildo? The wife would... oh, it isn't? A Wii Remote?

Um can I just say that I would rather play Senator and call it a day?

I can? Alright.

I would rather play Senator, and that's a day!

Calling it."

Official Score: 6.2/10

hey I found it!

I don't think Bob should take Viagra in his condition.