I think it's best if we just got on with this.



Tidus: "I hate you."
-VS-
Yuna: "I'll continue. I must. If I give up now... I could do anything I wanted to, and yet... Even if I was with you, I could never forget."


Man 3: Caynir res! (Search him!)
Tidus: Right. Whatever.
Man 3: Tu oui hud cbayg? (Do you not speak?)
Tidus: I said I don't understand!
Man: Ehcumahla! (Insolence!)
Girl (Rikku): Fyed! (Stop!) He said you can stay if you make yourself useful.
-VS-
Wakka: But, using machina... That's bad, isn't it?
Seymour: Pretend you didn't see them.
Wakka: Beg your pardon, but that's not something a maester should say!
Seymour: Then, pretend I didn't say it.
Wakka: You're kidding!
Tidus: (narrating) From the first time I laid eyes on him, I never did like Seymour... But you know, some of the things he said that day... They made a lot of sense to me.

Yuna: I hope... I hope I did okay.
Lulu: You did very well! They've reached the Farplane by now. But... no tears next time, hm?
Tidus: (narrating) I wished there would never be a next time. No more people being killed by Sin. No more sendings for Yuna. Everyone stood there watching her. It was strange, and somehow... horrifying. I never wanted to see it again.
-VS-
Auron: Hey, new guy.
Tidus: Uh...me?
Auron: Who else?
Tidus: What can I do for you, boss?
Auron: Don't tell Yuna you know about Sin and Jecht. You know her... She would...distance herself from you. We do not want that.


Biran: Both follow summoners on all fours! Hornless goatlings!
Yenke: Hornless! Hornless!
Kimahri: You come to insult Kimahri?
Biran: Wrong. We came to warn little Kimahri.
Yenke: Summoners disappear. Never return.
Biran: Next will be Kimahri's summoner.
Yenke: Poor Kimahri! Lost his horn, next lose his summoner!
Biran: Pitiful Kimahri! Howl alone! Howl alone!
-VS-
Seymour: A sending, so soon? Allow me to say something to the last Ronso before I leave. Yours was...truly a gallant race. They threw themselves at me to bar my path. One...after another...
Kimahri: No...
Yuna: Kimahri...
Seymour: You could end the suffering of this poor Ronso.
Yuna: I don't understand you!
Seymour: Allow Kimahri to die, and release him from his pain. Spira...is a land of suffering and sorrow caught in a spiral of death. To destroy -- to heal -- Spira, I will become Sin. Yes, with your help. Come with me, Yuna.

Rikku: Wait, gramps! Who's Yu Yevon?
Mika: He who crafts the souls of the dead into unholy armor. An armor called Sin. Clad in it, Yu Yevon is invincible. And the only thing that could have pierced that armor, you have destroyed! Nothing can stop it now.
Wakka: Disappear on us, will ya? Rotten son of a shoopuf!
-VS-
Lulu:"You truly are clueless. Are you sure it's your memory that's the problem? The dead need guidance. Filled with grief over their own death, they refuse to face their fate. They yearn to live on, and resent those still alive. You see, they envy the living. And in time, that envy turns to anger, even hate. Should these souls remain in Spira, they become fiends that prey on the living. Sad, isn't it? The sending takes them to the Farplane, where they may rest in peace."

Auron:"Every story must have an ending."
-VS-
Tidus:"No no no, when I say 'Whats our Goal??', you say, 'Victory!!!'"

Lulu:"I hope you hurt them."
-VS-
Maechen:"And that, as they say, is that."

Auron: "We call it Sin"
-VS-
Wakka:"My best memories are here.


Wakka:"Hating your own father, huh? Sounds like a luxury to me. I don't remember my parents. Can't say how I feel about 'em."
-VS-
Yuna: A lotta fiends here, ya?
Lulu: Don't talk like that.

Tidus: Listen to my story. This may be our last chance.
-VS-
Tidus: And I've been telling Yuna...let's go Zanarkand together! Let's beat Sin! I told her all the things...we could...we could...and all along the whole time, I didn't know anything! But Yuna, she'd... just smile.

Tidus:You know...for the first time, I'm glad... to have you as my father.
-Vs-
Tidus: They say Seymour went to Macarena Temple.

Yuna:Everyone has lost something precious. Everyone here has lost homes, dreams, and friends. Now, Sin is finally dead. Now, Spira is ours again. Working together, now we can make new homes for ourselves, and new dreams. Although I know the journey will be hard, we have lots of time. Together, we will rebuild Spira. The road is ahead of us, so let's start out today. Just, one more thing... the people and the friends that we have lost, or the dreams that have faded... Never forget them.
-VS-
Auron:Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!

Auron:Once Lady Yuna fixes her hair, we leave.
-VS-
Auron: It�s alright. It�s been� long enough. This... is your world now.

Auron:This is it. This... is your story. It all begins here.
-VS-
Lulu: Wakka's...a bit lacking in the imagination department.

Kimarhi:Pick spot. Shut up. Wait.
-VS-
Riku:You know, don't you? Summoners journey to get the Final Aeon. Yuna told you, didn't she? With the Final Aeon, she can beat Sin. But then...but then... If she calls it, the Final Aeon's going to kill her! Even if she defeats Sin, it will kill Yunie too, you know!

Seymour:Why are you still here, sir? (pause as Auron looks at him)I beg your pardon. We Guado are keen to the scent of the Farplane
-VS-
Jecht:Why do today what you can leave for tomorrow?

Jecht:You�ll cry, you're gonna cry, you always cry. See? You're crying.
-VS-
Lulu:Allow me to perform my last duty. My last...as your guardian."

Rin:"I am awfully calm about most things."
-VS-
Auron:"The red carpet has teeth."

Wakka:"We gotta pay!? If we die, you die too, buddy!"
-VS-
Riku: Pretty please? Just for a few minutes.
(Party walks away)
Riku: I'm scared of lightning! Let's rest please? Pretty, please?
(Party continues walking)
Riku:Im too young to die!
(Party is almost off screen)
Riku:You are mean...Cruel! Your moms would be ashamed of you!
(The party is off the screen)
Riku:Are you having fun doing this to me?
(Party returns in the screen)
Auron: Fine, we stay. She's worse than the storm.

First Round:



Tidus: "I hate you."
-VS-
Yuna: "I'll continue. I must. If I give up now... I could do anything I wanted to, and yet... Even if I was with you, I could never forget."


Man 3: Caynir res! (Search him!)
Tidus: Right. Whatever.
Man 3: Tu oui hud cbayg? (Do you not speak?)
Tidus: I said I don't understand!
Man: Ehcumahla! (Insolence!)
Girl (Rikku): Fyed! (Stop!) He said you can stay if you make yourself useful.
-VS-
Wakka: But, using machina... That's bad, isn't it?
Seymour: Pretend you didn't see them.
Wakka: Beg your pardon, but that's not something a maester should say!
Seymour: Then, pretend I didn't say it.
Wakka: You're kidding!
Tidus: (narrating) From the first time I laid eyes on him, I never did like Seymour... But you know, some of the things he said that day... They made a lot of sense to me.

Yuna: I hope... I hope I did okay.
Lulu: You did very well! They've reached the Farplane by now. But... no tears next time, hm?
Tidus: (narrating) I wished there would never be a next time. No more people being killed by Sin. No more sendings for Yuna. Everyone stood there watching her. It was strange, and somehow... horrifying. I never wanted to see it again.
-VS-
Auron: Hey, new guy.
Tidus: Uh...me?
Auron: Who else?
Tidus: What can I do for you, boss?
Auron: Don't tell Yuna you know about Sin and Jecht. You know her... She would...distance herself from you. We do not want that.


Biran: Both follow summoners on all fours! Hornless goatlings!
Yenke: Hornless! Hornless!
Kimahri: You come to insult Kimahri?
Biran: Wrong. We came to warn little Kimahri.
Yenke: Summoners disappear. Never return.
Biran: Next will be Kimahri's summoner.
Yenke: Poor Kimahri! Lost his horn, next lose his summoner!
Biran: Pitiful Kimahri! Howl alone! Howl alone!
-VS-
Seymour: A sending, so soon? Allow me to say something to the last Ronso before I leave. Yours was...truly a gallant race. They threw themselves at me to bar my path. One...after another...
Kimahri: No...
Yuna: Kimahri...
Seymour: You could end the suffering of this poor Ronso.
Yuna: I don't understand you!
Seymour: Allow Kimahri to die, and release him from his pain. Spira...is a land of suffering and sorrow caught in a spiral of death. To destroy -- to heal -- Spira, I will become Sin. Yes, with your help. Come with me, Yuna.

Rikku: Wait, gramps! Who's Yu Yevon?
Mika: He who crafts the souls of the dead into unholy armor. An armor called Sin. Clad in it, Yu Yevon is invincible. And the only thing that could have pierced that armor, you have destroyed! Nothing can stop it now.
Wakka: Disappear on us, will ya? Rotten son of a shoopuf!
-VS-
Lulu:"You truly are clueless. Are you sure it's your memory that's the problem? The dead need guidance. Filled with grief over their own death, they refuse to face their fate. They yearn to live on, and resent those still alive. You see, they envy the living. And in time, that envy turns to anger, even hate. Should these souls remain in Spira, they become fiends that prey on the living. Sad, isn't it? The sending takes them to the Farplane, where they may rest in peace."

Auron:"Every story must have an ending."
-VS-
Tidus:"No no no, when I say 'Whats our Goal??', you say, 'Victory!!!'"

Lulu:"I hope you hurt them."
-VS-
Maechen:"And that, as they say, is that."

Auron: "We call it Sin"
-VS-
Wakka:"My best memories are here.


Wakka:"Hating your own father, huh? Sounds like a luxury to me. I don't remember my parents. Can't say how I feel about 'em."
-VS-
Yuna: A lotta fiends here, ya?
Lulu: Don't talk like that.

Tidus: Listen to my story. This may be our last chance.
-VS-
Tidus: And I've been telling Yuna...let's go Zanarkand together! Let's beat Sin! I told her all the things...we could...we could...and all along the whole time, I didn't know anything! But Yuna, she'd... just smile.

Tidus:You know...for the first time, I'm glad... to have you as my father.
-Vs-
Tidus: They say Seymour went to Macarena Temple.

Yuna:Everyone has lost something precious. Everyone here has lost homes, dreams, and friends. Now, Sin is finally dead. Now, Spira is ours again. Working together, now we can make new homes for ourselves, and new dreams. Although I know the journey will be hard, we have lots of time. Together, we will rebuild Spira. The road is ahead of us, so let's start out today. Just, one more thing... the people and the friends that we have lost, or the dreams that have faded... Never forget them.
-VS-
Auron:Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!

Auron:Once Lady Yuna fixes her hair, we leave.
-VS-
Auron: It�s alright. It�s been� long enough. This... is your world now.

Auron:This is it. This... is your story. It all begins here.
-VS-
Lulu: Wakka's...a bit lacking in the imagination department.

Kimarhi:Pick spot. Shut up. Wait.
-VS-
Riku:You know, don't you? Summoners journey to get the Final Aeon. Yuna told you, didn't she? With the Final Aeon, she can beat Sin. But then...but then... If she calls it, the Final Aeon's going to kill her! Even if she defeats Sin, it will kill Yunie too, you know!



Second Round:

Tidus: "I hate you."
-VS-
Auron:"Every story must have an ending."



What a Maester should say
Wakka: But, using machina... That's bad, isn't it?
Seymour: Pretend you didn't see them.
Wakka: Beg your pardon, but that's not something a maester should say!
Seymour: Then, pretend I didn't say it.
Wakka: You're kidding!
Tidus: (narrating) From the first time I laid eyes on him, I never did like Seymour... But you know, some of the things he said that day... They made a lot of sense to me.
-VS-
Tidus's wishes
Yuna: I hope... I hope I did okay.
Lulu: You did very well! They've reached the Farplane by now. But... no tears next time, hm?
Tidus: (narrating) I wished there would never be a next time. No more people being killed by Sin. No more sendings for Yuna. Everyone stood there watching her. It was strange, and somehow... horrifying. I never wanted to see it again.

Kimarhi's Pain
Seymour: A sending, so soon? Allow me to say something to the last Ronso before I leave. Yours was...truly a gallant race. They threw themselves at me to bar my path. One...after another...
Kimahri: No...
Yuna: Kimahri...
Seymour: You could end the suffering of this poor Ronso.
Yuna: I don't understand you!
Seymour: Allow Kimahri to die, and release him from his pain. Spira...is a land of suffering and sorrow caught in a spiral of death. To destroy -- to heal -- Spira, I will become Sin. Yes, with your help. Come with me, Yuna.
-VS-
Yu Yevon
Rikku: Wait, gramps! Who's Yu Yevon?
Mika: He who crafts the souls of the dead into unholy armor. An armor called Sin. Clad in it, Yu Yevon is invincible. And the only thing that could have pierced that armor, you have destroyed! Nothing can stop it now.
Wakka: Disappear on us, will ya? Rotten son of a shoopuf!

Maechen:"And that, as they say, is that."
-VS-
Wakka:"My best memories are here.

Wakka:"Hating your own father, huh? Sounds like a luxury to me. I don't remember my parents. Can't say how I feel about 'em."
-VS-
Tidus: And I've been telling Yuna...let's go Zanarkand together! Let's beat Sin! I told her all the things...we could...we could...and all along the whole time, I didn't know anything! But Yuna, she'd... just smile.

Tidus:You know...for the first time, I'm glad... to have you as my father.
-VS-
Auron:Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!



Auron: It�s alright. It�s been� long enough. This... is your world now.
-VS-
Auron:This is it. This... is your story. It all begins here.


Kimarhi:Pick spot. Shut up. Wait.

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Scent of the farplane
Seymour:Why are you still here, sir? (pause as Auron looks at him)I beg your pardon. We Guado are keen to the scent of the Farplane
-VS-
Today and tomorrow
Jecht:Why do today what you can leave for tomorrow?


















I think we should input a rule to make sure that something like that doesn't happen again.


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