HI...................anyways this thread will be sorta like you type an incedent and then some else carrys on and so on.
soooooooooooooooooooooo LETS GET ON!

(jerry springer music)

Jerry: Welcome to the show the theme today on this episode is:"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT"are first guest is Squall
squall:hi
jerry:Hi squall so whats the problem
Squall:its my friend seifer...........well he used to be my best friend
Jerry:so did something happen between you two
Squall:YEAH well we were sword fighting in the training grounds and he slashed my beautiful face LOOK it left a scar even though the rules say not to make your opponent bleed.
Jerry:well we have your EX-friend backstage so lets bring him out......................................

CARRY ON
:D:D

This kind of thing isn't allowed, but while it's open, I'll carry on, lol.

*Seifer approaches the stage, but with Rinoa. The crowed begins to "wwooooooo" and stuff*

Squall: ?!

*Seifer takes a seat along with Rinoa*

Jerry: Well hello there, Seifer. It seems you have a friend here.

Seifer: Yeah, this is my bitch, Rinoa. She pretended to like Squall for awhile...I think it was for the gil.

*Squall draws his gunblade*: You mother fucker for a friend...*he looks to Rinoa* You slut!

Rinoa: That's me ^_^

*THe crowed begins to chant "Jerry"*

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Well there you go, lol...pretty messed, ain't it?

*crowd chants "STEVE" as Steve makes squall take his seat*

Jerry: So Rinoa you've been cheating with Seifer. Tell us about that.

Rinoa: well, Jerry, Squall doesn't know what a girl wants.

Jerry: he knows what someone else wants. Wanna tell her about it Squall?

Squall: Yea. Rinoa, I have to tell you, I've been cheating on you too.

Rinoa: BASTARD! Bring the bitch out!

Jerry: Here HE is!

*out walks a circus clown midget grabing his Johnson*.....

Well, instead of a clown, how about a FF character, since it's FF.

Jerry: Here he is............Zell!!!
Rinoa: What???
Seifer: What!!!???
Squall: Hi sweety.
Crowd: Ewwwwwwww.

Rinoa picks up a chair and throws it at Zell. Seifer gets his Gunblade ready.

Seifer: Squall......you.........no comment.
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Ok, stop. So Rinoa, how does it feel to know that not only has Squall been cheating on you, but it's been with.....a chicken-wuss?
Rinoa: Urrrrggghh. I'll KILL HIM!!!!!!!!

Rinoa and Seifer get up and are almost ready to kill.

Seifer: *looks at Rinoa* lets get them baby!

Rinoa: baby?!?! I came on this show to tell both of you...

Jerry: that she's been sheating on you too Seifer!

Crowd "OOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Seifer: *stunned* what!

*out walks.... a circus clown midget.... no wait... Wakka from FFX in a diaper*

Squall: who the hell is that guy!

Rinoa: He's a guy that came from another reality, and satifies my needs...to be a mother!

Jerry: so Wakka is this relationship sexual?

Wakka: baabababababa *crawls around the stage*

Rinoa: he's doesn't talk when he's in the diaper. It's against the rules.

*Note* you should bring back the midget. I think there's midgets in FF:eye: Even if there isn't he's funny. Plus it makes Squall gay which is doubly funny.:D

Jerry:well Rinoa we need to hear what wakka has to say so would you please put some cloths on

Wakka: bababababababa

*rinoa helps wakka put his cloths on*

Wakka:thanks sweety

rinoa:anytime

Jerry:so wakka now that you've got cloths on could you tell everyone what happend

Wakka:Well you see jerry rinoa was at this SINGLES bar

Crowed:OWWWWWWWWW

wakka:and when i saw her she said that she was a hooker
and that her previous men were not what she wanted so she asked me if i could be her PLAYTHING and i said yes

Crowed: owwwwwww JERRY JERRY JERRY
:D

By this time, Seifer, Zell, and Squall are all making out, giggling and chatting like teenage girls.

Jerry: *Looks over to the three guys*....Good god, I don't get paid enough for this shit..

Wakka: So anyway, come along my little bitch, let's look for more men to fuck you up, eh?

Rinoa: Sure, why not, seeing as how I'm such a slut.

Wakka and Rinoa take their leave, and Jerry is still stunned by the three queers nearby. All of a sudden, a dark figure, what apears to be a vampirish figure with red and black cloths, shoots up once in the stage and the whole crowd shuts up, the three queers look over, and by this time, Jerry's in a coma because of too much queers.

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BWAHAHAHA! I'm totally bashing up everyone.....I really do love the FF characters...really I do..;_;.....but this is fun! Bwahahaha!

Garnets Lover, I think you just killed the thread.:D

It's supposed to die in the first place.

1) It should probably be in the Fiction Disc. Forum, rather than the General Final Fantasy disc. Forum

2) I don't believe these kind of things are allowed here. (Thus being the "Continue the Story" thing)

So I fucked it up as much as I could/can before it gets closed. XD

YOUR PLAIN EVIL GARNETS LOVER DID YA HEAR ME EVIL!!!

and i'm going to kill Garnet :mad: :mad: in my game of course................thats it DIE DIE MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................................ .....oh heck just close the damn thing:(

Originally posted by ultima weapon
YOUR PLAIN EVIL GARNETS LOVER DID YA HEAR ME EVIL!!!

and i'm going to kill Garnet :mad: :mad: in my game of course................thats it DIE DIE MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................................ .....oh heck just close the damn thing:(

Why thank you! ^.^; I am quite evil, aren't I?

Oh, and if you kill Garnet, your past will come to haunt you...<.<...>.>....

So anyway, why don't we just keep this story going until some mod notices and closes it down? Even if it's allowed (which it's not) it'll still be closed. We've all spammed past the limit. ^.^

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The story.

Vincent has just arrived on the set. Jerry's now in a coma, and the three queer's are looking over to Vincent.

Vincent:...Hey...is this the um...all you can eat pizza buffet?...

Zell: Noooo, ya' big silly! THis is a talk show for crazy, sad, homicidle people!

Vincent:.......ok.....*Walks off and out*

ALL OF A SUDDEN A BIG BOMB THAT TURNS PEOPLE INTO MUSHROOOMS IS DROPPED INTO TEH BILLDING BUY A NEW B LOL!!!1111 GOD I AM TEH SO FUNAY! LOL!!11 OMG I AM SO TITE
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...Yeah, I think the story's officially done now.

Garnets Lover, stop playing Mod. This thread would have been fine, but it became borderline with people started to swear without censoring it and now that it is turning into a spam/flame fest I'm going to close it.

From now on if you have a problem with a thread don't post in it.