IM SRRY FOR THE CAPS...
Dear:
[_] Inferior being
[_] Troll
[_] n00blet
[_] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[X] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[_] Other (Please specify):
You are being flamed because:
[X] You exist
[_] You posted a Religious Thread
[_] You posted an accusation with no proof
[_] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[_] You posted a me > u thread
[_] You posted a worthless thread
[_] You continued a long, stupid thread
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] SmileyMan can't be in more then 2 places at once
[_] You haven't read the Rules or Guidelines
[_] You made baby Jesus cry
[_] You don't know which board to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[_] You posted false information
[_] You posted something totally uninteresting
[_] You double posted
[_] You killed a kitten
[_] You're spamming MY thread
[X] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[X] The English language wants its virginity back
[X] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[_] You posted racist crap
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[_] Your parents are related
[_] You and your wife are related
[X] You dated my sister(She's dead btw)
[_] You made love to my dog
[_] You insulted the power of Fwee
[X] You're breathing too much of my oxygen
[_] Other
In Punishment, You Must:
[_] Give up your new user account
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Watch Teletubbies
[_] Read the ****ing Rules
[_] Read the ****ing Guidelines
[_] Read the ****ing Guidelines again
[_] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[_] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[_] Make love to Ralph Nader
[_] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[_] Go to your room with no supper
[_] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[_] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[_] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[_] Take a bath in bleach
[_] Drink out of a spitoon
[_] Eat my ass
[_] Grind a rail on your sack
[X] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[_] Fwee
[_] 1 R 1337
[_] lolpwnt
[_] GG no re
[_] Bite me
[_] Get a life
[_] Me > u
[X] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[_] n00b
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your **** somewhere else
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] Learn to post or get the hell out
[X] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] kthxbai
[_]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4
[_]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1fHNBq4ILw
[_] All of the above
[_] Other
Signed:
[X] The commitee for a dumbass-free FF Shrine forum.
[_] The Spanish Inquisition
[_] Your mom
[_] Your worst nightmare
[_] Humanity
[_] Your cat
[_] Me, stupid
[_] Other