Here's how it works: I'll start the story with one sentance. Somebody else needs to add onto the story with another sentence.

Each person may only add one sentance, and each sentance has to somehow be related to the last sentance that was posted (names, actual plot, anything that appeared in the last sentance, etc.) For example: There once was a flying UFO that abducted cows. The abducted cows then abducted pecan pies to feed to the starving polar bears at Santa's workshop.

Everybody ready? Let the story begin:

Once upon a time, there existed evil robot faeries that were out to destroy the human race.

So one day they built a huge Sodomizer 9000, leaving a trail of bloody anuses in their footsteps.

Few were left alive, but one who was knew the faeries one weakness: Dove soap.

:rolleyes:

But it also turned that these faeries were not the only ones to make the human population extinct.

Then I woke up and it was all a dream.

The dream contained killer faeries (easy to remove), but reality contained killer pandas which seemed as impossible to defeat as Sin (ffx.)

The pandas went on to open several chains of high-brow fashion boutiques, exclusive in France.

The people in France began to leave, looking for friendlier, not-very-likely-to-die-there stores that were run by humans.

Then I woke up and it was all a dream.

"Can't you put something different?!" cried a killer panda who was well aware that everything was "just a dream" to battle unicorn.

And then the killer panda said "ah, the bloody hell with it" and went to the local Sizzler to enjoy a nice steak.

but only to stumble upon Rosie O' Donnel and Shelly Winters fighting like bears, over who gets the main course.

Fuck me, someone should really keep count of how many times these generic threads are created by members who think they were the first to think up the idea.

Forgot to bash how this is in the 'Original Fiction and Poetry' category.

Lolz

THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

*Fin

*Displays credits followed by a ponybutt logo*

This is the best story I ever read.

JK Rowling phoned, she wants her papers back.

lol

Fuck me, someone should really keep count of how many times these generic threads are created by members who think they were the first to think up the idea.

oh no. i created the forum for my psychology project. it was meant to see how people react to very old, over-used ideas. i did this in several places. the reactions were pretty much the same. i got an A =)

You created the forum now?

Fuck off you cunt.

lol, Sarah uses sock puppets? speaking of which where is Sarah nowadays?

hey, wasn't my idea. say that to my teacher.

I did she said the same thing:

Fuck off you cunt.

Pretty sure that person meant "thread", not "forum", but, whatever.

:rolleyes:

Pretty sure that person meant "thread", not "forum", but, whatever.

HA!! You Legend!!!!!