saw this thread at the final fantasy debate forums, thought i make one here too...
and here are some:

sephiroth: "Cloud, sorry i destroyed Nibelheim 5 years ago... Let's be friends now"

vincent: that was a nice nap, i ought to thank hojo

cid: aruuggghhh!! i'm getting airsick!!!

cloud: marlene, denzel, i'll take you guys for a ride on my bike!

Aeris- Cloud and Tifa make the CUTEST couple. I wanna be the flower girl at their wedding

Vincent: Hojo, despite our disputes over the past, umm, like, 35 years, and you knocking up my girl, let's go swimming and be friends!

Barret: It's cool having one mechanic gun arm...Why not have two? *slices off other arm* Yay!! I have no hands!

Reno: I hate my hair. It's too red...and long...I look like a girl. *shaves head* There! Now, I look manly!...Now, who wants to buy my hair for 5,000 gil?

Up in heaven, God is crying tears of blood, and the baby Jesus wails in pain and suffering. So many kittens killed...

Hasn't this thread been done about a bajillion times now?

Cloud: "I'm so happy Aerith is dead for good!!"

Tifa: "No! I was supposed to kill Aerith!"

Aerith: "I wanna marry Sephiroth and have his babies!"

Barrett: "Cloud, I'm gonna hook you up with Aerith right away!"

Yuffie: "I'm growing out my hair so I can be like Tifa and Aerith."

Red XIII: "Meow! I'm a cat!"

Cait Sith: "Gambling is a bad habit"

Elena and Reno together: "Lets get married at the dump!"

Cid: "I dismantled my Tiny Bronco"

Vincent: "I wanna go play in the daisies!! I love rainbows!"

Any person with a brain: The quotes in this thread are so original and funny!

Cloud: I will get my revenge Kefka!!!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :'(

Barret and Cloud together: "If you were gay, that'd be okay!"





Cloud: I will get my revenge Kefka!!!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :'(

Nice 8-)!

Nice 8-)!
oh god

This thread is full of fail

please go die.