Ever wish your chocobo could dive underwater? That you could revive Aeris/th? Wanted to see a kinky love scene involving Beatrix and General Leo? Well, now you can, with Final Fantasy: Your Greatest Dreams Fulfilled.

We spoke to John Smith today of Square-Enix. He said "I'm pleased to announce Final Fantasy: Your Greatest Dreams Fulfilled. All of those rumors have proved so popular among our fans that for the first time ever, we've combined them all in one package. You'll be able to battle the Cheese Weapon, ride every color of chocobo from Tangerine to Maroon, and play as baby Ultimecia."

Another Square-Enix official, speaking under condition of anonymity, stated this game features the series' best graphics yet, but warns that the effects may prove "psychedelic" for some players. He had no further comment.

I think I've started tripping out :D

Wow....what about the rumor about Eiko and Garnet being naked if you talk to every single person 3,785,126 times, travel on the Hilda Garde 3 Eastward on the map a full 2,943 times? Is that on there?

Some crazy rumors you can find on the internet these days...

This is a joke thread I imagine...

I haven't seen that particular rumor. Some of the rumors in my post I made up on the spot, others (such as the Cheese Weapon) are real rumors.

And yes, of course, this is a spoof item.

And yes, if you can imagine it, it's in the game.

I don't know how, but I found a guide that told of every Final Fantasy IX rumor a couple years ago... don't know if I will ever find it again...

Well here is a forum I found with some rumors...oh wait, it's this site...

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I have a document listing a whole bunch of bullshit rumors for both VI and VII, including the "Revive General Leo if You're on Crack" rumor and the "Fight Meteor" rumor. It's also where I found that Cheese Weapon stuff. I can't find it anywhere on the Internet anymore, but it's sitting on my hard drive if anyone wants it.

Nice... I would like to see that list...

Let's not forget all the other Weapons you can "supposedly" fight...lol... I think there was one called the Sapphire Weapon you can supposedly fight...

Hawkeye -- I'm not on my home system right now. Send me a PM so I don't forget. And yes, that document has some phony Weapons.

I'll be sure to do that

Hawkeye, never got that PM, but the document is up at http://agent0042.fileburst.com/rumors.rtf for anyone that wants it.

Yeah...sorry about that...

lol I just got done reading through the list of B*S rumors. I love the one about getting the bizarre chocobo, and recruiting BoF Ryu, regardless he's from a different developer :D

Look out! There's a Mountain Weapon right behind you but you can't see it because it's a mountain!!!

Some of my favorite parts are just when the editor of the document starts poking fun, yeah, like when he starts up with the "Dr. Pepper" jingle.

I always wished Tifa and Cloud would be married or at least official by Advent Children, lol.

Another funny rumor I've heard is that you can get Zack as a playable character through Game Shark while completing all these Gold Saucer tasks XD.


Seeing a Chocobo dive underwater would be cool, but at least there's some that walk on wather or fly (remembering the one in FFIX). No wait, a siver Chocobo would be awsome XD.

It's pretty easy to make up a rumor if you know the game. Like this one :

You can get Dyne to join your party if you have Barret defend 100 times without inflicting any damage on Dyne.

Knowing that Dyne is insane, it might just be that he is clouded. By continually attacking Barret, he'll eventually come to his senses and join Barret to go see Marlene. Of course, it's easy to just say that, but it doesn't make it true.