Selphie: Hey, Squall, Rinoa and I are goin' to smoke some weed. You in?

Squall: Why not? After that damn Seifer broke my gunblade during training, I need to get a little high.

Rinoa: (overhears) You'll have fun. I promise.

Squall: I always have fun with you and Selphie. That damn Quistis is too much of a stiffneck.

Selphie: She'd suspend us for life if she caught us smoking in the garden.

Squall: Yeah, I know. Let's go to the training grounds. We can pretty much do what we want there.

Selphie: Good idea, Squall. *they leave*

I can imagine Selphie saying all that as she is a bit too perky for my liking so she must be on drugs or something at least. Or maybe she's just perky? Anyways,I can't imagine Squall saying that stuff though...:notgood:

Nah Squall wouldn't say that sort of things he's to cought up on himself to wory about that kind of things.

How about...

Selphie: Kerblammo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take that and that and that!

Irvine: Selphie... what're you doing?

Selphie: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BOOOOM!

Irvine: Selphie?

Selphie: chooo chooo chooo! tatatatatatatatataboom! tatatatatat! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh booom!!!! chooo chooo chooo! *big nuclear explosion sound*

Irvine: :notgood: Selphie... I'm doing this for your own good...

*BANG!!!*

Selphie: urk!












Selphie: hey... why did you shoot my playstation? you *******!

Irvine: hey hey! i'll get you something better... a ps2!

Selphie: i love you! *kisses irvine passionately*

CLOUD-prepare to die sephiroth!!
SEPHIROTH:.....i dont care..
CLOUD:what?! im about to kick your ass and you dont care?!
SEPHIROTH: i dont care... kill me!....MY MOMS A FREAK..MY DADS A FREAK! IM A FFRRRRREEEEEAAAAKKKK!!!!(stabs himself with masamune)
CLOUD:...okay..that was weird!

Sephiroth: I love to sing-a about the moon-a and the tune-a and the spring-a.....

Squall: Who are you and what are you doing here?

Sephiroth: I have no idea. I am just so stoned out right now, it isn't even funny. I am pretty sure I am in my basement talking to my water heater.

Irvine: Hey Squall, wanna come light a doobie with Eiko and me?

Squall: What the hell man? That's a child, you sick bastard!

Sephiroth:....all started when Cloud gave me a supposedly harmless overdose of Mako and Chocobo laxatives.....

Rinoa: Ohhhh Tidus, yeah, that's it, hit that sweet spot baby....

Squall: HEY! SHE'S MY GIRL, DAMMIT!

Sephiroth: Hey! Don't you ever talk to me like that again, water heater!

Cid: Hey Auron, why don't we go Shoopuff-tipping?

Edea: Squall, you know you have always been my favorite.....*massages his shoulders*

Wakka: Hey ya, me and Rosa are gonna have a baby, ya know?

Tellah: YOU SPOONY BARD! THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!

Squall: This is getting very unusual.....

Laguna: Hey son! Why don't you help me dig up that foxy mother of yours?

Squall: <font face="Times New Roman" size="9" color="Red"><table style=filter:GLOW(color=green strength=6>I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!</font></table>

Now that, that would be very weird.

{squall sits down and talks to his therapst}{i think i spelled it right ah who cares!}

Squall:HEY!where did you come from and your not my loony doctor

cloud:uh............don't you think you should ask you parents that and im a sub so squall what seems to be your problem bad hairday,cheated on a test,keep hanging up the phone when the bank keeps calling about your credit card bill,have a bizzare passion for one of your male friends and anyway who says "bizzare nowadays" oh and was your mum chocked up on booze when she named you squall cos you have a funny name.
squall:are you sure your a doctor
Cloud;of course im sure so whats the problem
Squall:well its seifer
Cloud:see i knew you had feelings for one of your male friends
Squall: LISTEN IM NOT GAY{sorry for the crued slang but it gives it a punch}
Cloud:what was that
SQUALL:IM NOT BL**DY GAY!
cloud: oh im sorry im deaf in this ear so what seem to be the problem
squall:grrrrrrrr!
cloud;oh a bad temper well we have some loony pills that'll fix you right up
squall:anyway can we get on!!!!!
Cloud:thats an A.O.K you can pick up your pills at the pharmasist that'll be $100
squall:but you never listened to my problem
cloud:i like you too but only as a paitent
Squall:shut up shut up im not listening
cloud:but how can i help you if you don't tell me whats wrong
squall: oh thats it im out of here
cloud: you should give up smoking before its too late
squall: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
cloud: o.k see you there*door slams* what a nice chap he should really get that dandruff checked.

<size=9>THE WWFF!</size>

Cid: What are you doing? I am the LARGER THAN LIFE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! SHOW SOME RESPECT JUNIOR!

Cloud: Hey! I should be the #1 contender! OH IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE!

Edge: Hey Cloud, I like your new shirt! *looks at "YOU SUCK!" shirt* Now that is really you!

Cloud: You little punk!

Edge: Can we please call up Cloud's music so we can practice the phrase that inspired this shirt? Thank you!

Cloud: Cut my music! STOP IT!

Squall: I'LL TAKE MY BOOT, TURN IT SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS JABRONI!

Cecil: I am the game!

Red XIII: Oh no! It's that animal, Ward Zabach!

*Ward runs in and tilt-a-whirl slams everyone*

TO BE CONTINUED....

*Squall, Rinoa, and the crew are walking down the halls of Balamb Garden. All of a sudden..*

Squall: O' if I had a bagel I would eat that bagel...

_ THE BAGEL SONG!

Vivi: *Walks up to Garnet*

Garnet: Oh hi Vivi...

Vivi: Hey Garnet.....hey, i know the destruction of your kingdom must be very hard for you...me and Zidane are working real hard towards returning peace to Gaia...so don't you worry..

Garnet: Aww thanks Vivi. You're sweet. *Garnet gives Vivi a hug*

Vivi: Don't mention it. *Vivi walks back in the bulding Zidane and crew are in.

Zidane: Yo' man, where the fuck you at? We just hit da' bonngg!

Vivi: I was pimpin' it up wif' yo' bitch!

Zidane: Mutha fucka', I'll kick yo' ass!

Vivi: Bring it on, homie!

_ Vivi goes Ghetto

Squall:i think im coming up a song*sing im singing in the rain*

Zell:*reads news paper* hmmm.......i wonder what the sports section has to offer....................."is standing up an extreme sport"
I COULD NEVER DO THAT*stands up and walks away*
Riona:dear dairy........ i saw irvine in the training grounds and he was so sexy i went up to him and we kissed passionlaty for a hour he such a good kisser unlike scardy cat squall whose so scared of kissing he wouldn't even hug his mum...........cos he hasn't got one MWHAHAHAHAHHA oh yeah back to irvine im going to steal him away from selphie and have lots of kids with him
Selphie:*over hears every thing* OH NO YOU YOU DON'T YOU BITCH!!!
Riona:Oh yeah what ya gonna do about it*starts pulling eachother hair out*
Irvine:*over heres*rrrrreawwww cat fight listern ladyS as nice as it is you to fighting over me but IMGAY
riona:.........!!!
selphie:.....!!!!
irvine:come on hun lets go
seifer: lets*holds hands*
riona:HES MINE BITCH
SELPHIE: AH FUCK OFF

now that would never happen but atleast its funny:D

Hey, those sound like my FF8 story. They're fanfics i believe. Wrong forum.

*Cloud and Vincent are lying on the grass staring at the sky*

Cloud: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
Vincent: If there is, I don't want to know about it. (smiles like he's on weed or somthin')

(Sorry, Simpsons take off, but its funny!)

Zidane goes to the local newsagent to check out the latest magazines. He finds one he likes and starts browsing.

Zidane: "Hmmm, let's see, "Hot Candid Celebrity Shots: 'Popular Lindblum Actor Caught in bed With his Fan-Club'. Eek How desperate can Lowell be? Uuurgghh!"

(Flicks through some more pages)

Zidane: "Huh? What's this? 'Alexandrian Princess Caught in Bizzare Love With Monkey',.. hah hah! Boy, she REALLY must be desperate!! I have to show Garnet this! Wait a minute,.." (looks closer).."THAT'S ME!!!" (Sounds of newsagent laughing on floor.)

"can you finish with the talking? i gotta' go to the bathroom!"


-_- +

Anything well written.

o.0 revived?

MMM, honestly I never expected you to revive a thread over 2 years old. :x

I'd close it but I'll leave that up to someone else. ;-)

Originally posted by mrmonkeyman
Anything well written.

Really should just be closed on that note, imo. :-*

o_o Hm. Okay.