Hynad
10-20-2007, 12:14 AM
http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/10/12/early-christmas-alert-nintendo-ds/
Just... read... this...
Here's a part from the piece of trash:
Introduced in 2004, the Nintendo DS (for Dual Screen or Devil Screen), this game machine has sold some 700 million or so units. That's an epidemic. It's undeniable that it has been a "success" for its Japanese manufacturer, Nintendo (makers of Donkey Kong aka Monkey Donkey, a game in which a monkey kidnaps a young girl to satisfy his bestial desires). It's also been a tremendous success for pedophiles everywhere.
Discuss.
Sciz_Bisket
10-20-2007, 12:49 AM
I left a comment on that. Though words can not express the idiocy of some idoits.
Trance Moogle
10-20-2007, 12:54 AM
I'm against people who are against video games.
Sure you can do some cool stuff in them but unless enough people go out and kill some people like in they might in a video game, I don't consider it a big issue.
Sackboy
10-20-2007, 01:50 AM
loling
Paging Adam Sessler to the debate podium, Paging Adam Sessler.
I have traded pocket monsters with a 10yr old. I'm a dirty man.
Big shout out to my buddy Kanan! Munchlax and Sandslash salute you!
Hynad
10-20-2007, 02:34 AM
LOL, the world is going crazy. Now the word TOUCH automatically have a sexual conotation.
Geez.
I'm just surprised they didn't attack the DDR games yet. It is obvious it will turn all the youth into gogo dancers. How on earth this they overlooked that, when it is soooo obvious?
Hex Omega
10-20-2007, 02:48 AM
my god people are idiots.
Mr Muay Thai
10-20-2007, 02:57 AM
Who wrote that, Jack Thompson?
ThroneofOminous
10-20-2007, 04:54 AM
It's quite clearly a joke.
It must be a joke. Still, its hillarious!
If a human being actually beilives these things, then we are all done for :(
makers of Donkey Kong aka Monkey Donkey, a game in which a monkey kidnaps a young girl to satisfy his bestial desires
In the corners of the maze are “power pills” which pack a punch. The enemy ghosts, including Clyde, “trip out” when Pac downs a super pill, allowing Pac to eat his enemies alive.
This is an older news item from last year, but it will shock you. Hold onto your hats and find out about the PlayStation (what a sick innuendo of a name) Portable, also known as the PlayStation Pornable.
Oh man, I lol'd very, very hard.
IndigoClio
10-21-2007, 06:14 PM
I was thinking if they wouldn't mention that witch touching game from SNK, and bingo-ed, there she is, on Update 5!
(and the ironic part: the game isn't even that good. Or as raunchy as you would think)
I lol'ed at the Pac-man skull. I want one of those, srsly
(final note: this guy needs some common sense stuffed on him).
Locke_FF36
10-21-2007, 06:39 PM
what a moron
Mr E. Stalker
10-21-2007, 09:09 PM
That dude is a douche wad.
Locke_FF36
10-21-2007, 09:48 PM
yea a real dickwad
Mario Kinnikuman
10-22-2007, 07:08 PM
What a flummery! Sounds like Mad Magazine material. Hilarious, though.
jewess crabcake
10-22-2007, 07:46 PM
Actually they are mixing DK and King Kong, although I'm not sure how much of a success KK is or pedophiles.
bigkrev
10-23-2007, 07:56 AM
Seems like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
The Ricky
10-23-2007, 01:31 PM
Great satire, thanks man.
thats just sick.
i am never playing video games again.
Zachron
11-04-2007, 02:10 AM
“Pac” is probably a reference to foul-mouthed rap artist “Tu-Pac.” (Translated it means “you pack” as in packing heat.) Pac Man is not played much today. Not enough kicks.
lol. I really think this was a joke article... if it wasn't This guy's either and idiot or an asshole who thinks the people reading his article are all idiots. (Althought from the tone of the article, he's probably right.) I mean not only does Pac-Man predate Tu-Pac, but the guy's also wrong about the origins of the name Tu-Pac. (TuPac was the name of an Incan emperor actually.)