Hola! I'm just wondering. what is the crappiest game you have ever played?

this one

this one

oh wait

I meant to say Dancing with the Stars

I will say X-Men on the NES. Until I think of an even worse one, at any rate.

Hungry Hungry Hippos. I think it's because my hippo was not very hungry. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a202/nine_fenrir/robot%20faces/16x16_robot-sad.gif

ratemypoo.com

now that's crappy.

Counter Strike and World of Warcraft

E.T. on the Atari back in the early 80s.

And it's not because it was on the Atari 2600. There were great games on it back then like Pitfall, PacMan, BattleZone, Gauntlet, Zaxxon (a personal Favorite) and B.C.'s Quest for Tires (and it's sequel Grog's Revenge, my all time favorite pre-Nes games).

this one

Halo, Final Fantasy, this one and you

Serious answer: Any Army Men game. I spent �3 on Sarge's Heroes and it was still too much money wasted. Heroin would have been a better investment.

Hola! I'm just wondering. what is the crappiest game you have ever played?

Posting a thread in the right forum. Jesus, man, I've got some stories to tell about that game...

Well I think it's fun :)

Probably some licensed game that one of my relatives got me at Christmas.

i liked golden axe but the 3rd one i think when you could use man beasts was lame

Final Fantasy 1 through 12 all sucked.

take it u must of joined a ffshrine for ff13 onwards then

Or to troll like a complete retarded foul who's got nothing better to do with his worthless life.

I just had deja vu!

Also, erm. ... ... ... ... ... Online scrabble, lolll

The worst game?
Well I like almost all games.
The worst one is Broken Sword, that game is almost impossible to beat.

take it u must of joined a ffshrine for ff13 onwards then

Definitely. Oh gaaawd Lightning's so hawt! And so is Nacht/Storm btw. He made me gay.


The worst game?
Well I like almost all games.
The worst one is Broken Sword, that game is almost impossible to beat.

Errr... why is that? It's just your standard point 'n click adventure game. Don't like using your head? Well, you don't really need to be smart to beat these types of games... You just need loads of imagination. I've never gotten through a point 'n click adventure game without consulting a walkthrough at least once. But I like the Broken Sword series. Very good humor.

Online scrabble


Horrific

Dragon Ball Z Sagas comes to mind immediately.

People are going to kill me for this, but I'll say...

The first Metal Gear for the NES/Famicom.

You start the first few screens unarmed but up against murderous villains, it's confusing, and to top it off, I can't speak/read Japanese fluently (I somehow ended up with the Japanese version of the game) :/

DIRGE OF CEBERUS....

digger. lol

SaGa Frontier....the source of Gay Games everywhere.

suikoden 1 and 2, chrono trigger and xenogears.



*waits for everyone on the net to heave heart attacks*

NES - Gyromite: it's pointless with out ROB. The puzzles are cool, but unless you like trying to use 2 controllers at the same time or have a friend that doesn't mind being bored as hell, it sucks ass!

PS1 - Fantastic Four (premise is the same as the FF2 movie game with the exception of using She-Hulk). I was playing the mini racing game more that the actual game.

Worst... That i own, "D" for the PSX and Drakken for SNES (completed though).

I totally forgot about D. I have it for the Saturn though! :p

I totally forgot about D. I have it for the Saturn though! :p


Only good part was the creepy voice once in a while saying :

"LLLLLLLaura....... LLLLLAURA"!!!

Tunguska for the PS1.

Only good part was the creepy voice once in a while saying :

"LLLLLLLaura....... LLLLLAURA"!!!
Yeah, or the painting, where you hear the little girl's laugh

Then there's that gross suckling sound you hear at the credits of the bad ending.

Wow, this is an ingenious thread idea.

It would have to be either the horrible GTA rip-off
"Roadkill," or the equally-horrible Twisted Metal rip-off "Drive to Survive." I think the most enjoyment we got from the latter was either making fun of it, or playing street hockey with the disk.

Need for Speed: Carbon... Geez how boring that is... The Sims! Yep you heard that right, I just wasted too much time just for those bastardy sims-people... Mario... Every single thing related to Mario makes me puke... The only reason why I hate is that it has sold more games than FF did....

Mario... Every single thing related to Mario makes me puke... The only reason why I hate is that it has sold more games than FF did....

Quoted for roffle factor.

Quoted for roffle factor.

Quoted for truth factor.

Also, Fainaru Fantaji is proving everyone he's a moronic retarded fanboy.

Hynad, your attitude is not much better. ;)

Anyways, I bet Fainaru Fantaji have never played Super Mario RPG.

As for crappiest game...that's easy. ET for the Atari 2600, it is so bad that it started an avalanche of shit movie-licensed games which brought about the game industry crash. It's not just a game you can sell off/dump away and forget about.

As for crappiest game...that's easy. ET for the Atari 2600, it is so bad that it started an avalanche of shit movie-licensed games which brought about the game industry crash. It's not just a game you can sell off/dump away and forget about.


Ditto!

Hynad, your attitude is not much better. ;)

Anyways, I bet Fainaru Fantaji have never played Super Mario RPG.

As for crappiest game...that's easy. ET for the Atari 2600, it is so bad that it started an avalanche of shit movie-licensed games which brought about the game industry crash. It's not just a game you can sell off/dump away and forget about.

Coming from you, that means a lot.

Also... It's kinda nice to read your post and realise I've read just about the same thing said in just about the same words on an other website...

I wonder how old you actually were when you played the game... Did you play it in 1986-87? When you were born? Or did you go and told yourself, WTF with the PS and N64 when I can play with my grandad's dusty Atari!!

SaGa Frontier....the source of Gay Games everywhere.

Oh man, I tried to play it so many times and just couldn't get anywhere. My memories are actually rather spotty about it, as well. Based on this evidence, I have to conclude I was continually blacking out while playing it.

Coming from you, that means a lot.

Also... It's kinda nice to read your post and realise I've read just about the same thing said in just about the same words on an other website...

I wonder how old you actually were when you played the game... Did you play it in 1986-87? When you were born? Or did you go and told yourself, WTF with the PS and N64 when I can play with my grandad's dusty Atari!!

It's called video game history numbnuts. :P

It's called video game history numbnuts. :P

And that's called the Thread's topic:


Hola! I'm just wondering. what is the crappiest game you have ever played?

Dumbnuts? As I said, a projection problem. :P

I has a tiem maschine. :3

If you want a serious answer that badly, then it has to be a tie between Blue Dragon and Earthbound.

Oh man, I tried to play it so many times and just couldn't get anywhere. My memories are actually rather spotty about it, as well. Based on this evidence, I have to conclude I was continually blacking out while playing it.

SaGa Frontier was weird. I got random urges to play through it because it was really unique -- the battle system, the worlds/system of travel between them, the magic system, the characters (and their story lines). But while they were unique and interesting, they weren't particularly... good.

I still pick it up and play it for a decent bit of time now and then until I get bored.

SaGa Frontier was weird. I got random urges to play through it because it was really unique -- the battle system, the worlds/system of travel between them, the magic system, the characters (and their story lines). But while they were unique and interesting, they weren't particularly... good.

I still pick it up and play it for a decent bit of time now and then until I get bored.

IAWTC

Devil May Cry 2
Sonic Heroes
Sonic Riders

Need for Speed: Carbon... Geez how boring that is... The Sims! Yep you heard that right, I just wasted too much time just for those bastardy sims-people... Mario... Every single thing related to Mario makes me puke... The only reason why I hate is that it has sold more games than FF did....


Mario? have you even played a super mario game before?

Need for Speed: Carbon... Geez how boring that is... The Sims! Yep you heard that right, I just wasted too much time just for those bastardy sims-people... Mario... Every single thing related to Mario makes me puke... The only reason why I hate is that it has sold more games than FF did....


Sincerly,

Gears of War

Any sports game (NHL 95 - 08, NBA 95 - 08 etc etc etc etc)

Gears of War

What is so crappy about it?

The Spider Man game for atari. Hated that game with a passion. -_-

I hate just about all big-popular games (WoW, Halo series, Counter Strike, Steam and the Half-Life series etc etc) Everytime I play either of them I always go "why the hell is this so fun to people? its the same recycled gameplay from video games before it" they just aren't my flavor of gaming. Games that isn't so mainstream in the gaming world is fine with me.

Operation. After I removed the last piece, I was sued for malpractice.

Lemmings. I hate it. Nothing you can say will ever change my mind. Not even sex!

anything made for the nes by LJN (except for Gotcha!)

I hate just about all big-popular games (WoW, Halo series, Counter Strike, Steam and the Half-Life series etc etc) Everytime I play either of them I always go "why the hell is this so fun to people? its the same recycled gameplay from video games before it" they just aren't my flavor of gaming. Games that isn't so mainstream in the gaming world is fine with me.

So by your standards, Mario, Final Fantasy, Zelda, Metroid, Medal of Honor, Resident Evil and Metal Gear Solid are all among the crappiest games ever made, since they are mainstream...

Just keep on playing with your beta copy of Thrill Kill on your PSone. That is sure to please you when it comes to staying underground.

So by your standards, Mario, Final Fantasy, Zelda, Metroid, Medal of Honor, Resident Evil and Metal Gear Solid are all among the crappiest games ever made, since they are mainstream...

Just keep on playing with your beta copy of Thrill Kill on your PSone. That is sure to please you when it comes to staying underground.

Well you just about named majority of the games that are mainstream, exclude Mario and Zelda though. I never played Thrill Kill and don't plan to, considering my library consists of games mid-low popularity, such as Twisted Metal for example.

I just kinda think the way gaming is now, is people go all-crazy to play games that have the same recycled atmosphere from games before it that were like that. Games like Halo, to me the whole running around shooting aliens or whatever has been done many times so really I don't get why people go so insane besides the multiplayer of course when really it's a different title, developer, console basing off the same FPS-Like gameplay.

For some reason, I don't think you clearly understood the sense of my last post...

any game which bears the name high school musical or hannah montana. played it, and i felt raped of my time and brain cells from playing those travesties

Breath of Fire : Dragon Quarter

I has a tiem maschine. :3

If you want a serious answer that badly, then it has to be a tie between Blue Dragon and Earthbound.

Please say you're not actually serious. :(

And Unlimited SaGa is hands down the worst game I've ever played that I've paid money for. I'm not counting crappy stuff I download for free.

have i posted here yet? i don't remmeber. did i mention how any game from a tv show/movie sucks horribly bad?

i'll never forget that home alone and speedy gonzales video game. just....no effort put into it at all from the game devs man. lazy asswholes.

The Simpsons: Road Rage was pretty annoying after you'd played it for more than 5 minutes.

Breath of Fire : Dragon Quarter

Oh yea!!
I think that was record time for me just dropping a game.

hmm.....I'd go with unlimited saga...God it was so annoying

Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne...

I found that game overly hard. You could die easily from a regular dang random encounter! The soundtrack was pretty cool though.

When I have to think about it...I can't really remember one except...Sonic Shuffle. That game was horrible. I thought Sega had found an answer to Mario Party but instead it made Mario Party look that much better.

From Wiki:

Criticisms

Sonic Shuffle was not as successful as its competitors, Mario Party and Crash Bash. Some positives about the game were its graphics and concept. However, some viewed Sonic Shuffle in a negative light which resulted in some bad reviews and opinions, including the following:

*Many of the available mini-games, were confusing and/or frustrating.
*The loading times between the mini-games and the boards were very long.
*The music was annoying, even "horrendous", for some.
*The game's manual was not as helpful as it could have been.
*The game's tutorial system was not as explanatory/detailed as it could have been.
*The computer-controlled players would very often cheat at the game, stealing the best cards from other players to get to the Precioustones first, and making the game very difficult when computer-controlled players were used.

Hmm, thinking about it probably Shaq Fu on the SNES.

Found it to be a game with clumsy gameplay, unoriginal characters and extremely boring storyline.

id like to know why carmegeddon has not been mentioned.

also, terminator: war of the machines.

Big Rigs.

The Simpsons: Road Rage was pretty annoying after you'd played it for more than 5 minutes.

oh yeah. i remember that game, i also heard that sega wanted to sue the makers of the simpsons: road rage because it was way to similar to Crazy Taxi (which is better thanks to the offspring and bad religion's contributions for the music)

I used to play this all the time but now I would kill myself if I saw this game.

Serious answer: Any Army Men game. I spent �3 on Sarge's Heroes and it was still too much money wasted. Heroin would have been a better investment.

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Gears of War!?!?!??!?!?!?! I must have bumped my head and read it wrong :P

Radiata Stories.

Sure it might have been a decent game to most, but not to me. There was a lot of content in it and there were two paths for you to take during the story that would decide what ending you would get to. You could recruit over one hundred characters to join your four-man-squad and save the world from the same final boss in both endings. Even though you took a different path, you still have the same final boss.
There were also a few points of comedy in the game where it was hilariously done through okay cutscenes. There were references to previous Square Enix games in some parts, like getting a costume that would dress you exactly like Fayt from Star Ocean: Till the end of time. There was also the fact that you could get Lenneth from Valkyrie Profile to join your party. Along with that there were other characters from previous games who played a role in the secret dungeons.

My problem was that it sucked doing the whole thing.

All the Guitar Hero games. Just dumb.

Recently at least... the worst game I've played is Def Jam: Icon. The ideas that could've made it great couldn't be better. They unfortunately have completely failed in execution.

sonic and the secret rings

quest 64 was bad on ice,

Sonic Adventure DX... DAMN IT SUCKS!!! Its a 10 year old game and my high-end pc runs it with like 10 fps.

Please say you're not actually serious. :(

Pretty serious about it. I always hated Earthbound, and Blue Dragon seems like overhyped shit when I got around to demo it.

World of Warcraft and Counter Strike .

All of the Mario Party games except for the first two.

They had a perfect formula. Then they killed it.

I have to say... The Sopranos for PS2. I actually tried to trash the game disc (pirated) unnoticably to exchange it for something else.

Halo, Counter-Strike, and WoW, I don't really see why these games are nearly as popular as they are, but I think they suck and are lame. I need a game that'll put me on the edge of my seat like Rockman. Oh yeah, ALL the rockband and guitar hero shit is fuckin lame as hell. Why not pick up an actual guitar and try to play that. so much better than have a five or six button FAKE guitar and using it in a videogame. The concept of a fake musical instrument is really stupid to me, and it proves that whoever is playing is not using their brain capacity to good decisions. I don't even consider music games like that worth my time.

Double Dungeons, it looked like a good game from what I saw of it but once I started playing it just wasn't anything I expected. I just couldn't get into the game at all.

Halo 3, The Tales Series, and Infinite Undiscovery

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