ppl likes FFix coz it's mild humor.. so whats yer funniest scene... 4 me it;s when baku drops the letter 4 zidane then Steiner & Beatrix comes ... there;s blank hidin' with bleedin nose Marcus.. man i laughed all night long...wakaka

Yeaaaaahhhh....

My favorite scene is when you reach Terra, and Eiko tries to ask Mikoto where Zidane went, but she's ignored and when Mikoto walks away she says, "Ugh, what a bimbo!" :)

The simple hilarity of the love letter sequence gets me every time. ^_^

Eiko is always good for a laugh, and Quina is reason enough to laugh. The entire game wasn't as dark as the last two, and it had more humor than the painfully tense FFVIII (I don't think I laughed a singled time during this game).

Tell me you at least chuckled when Seifer (on their way to the first mission, Dollet?) said:

"This is great... I have Chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached
puberty in my squad..."

hahaha

when Amarant calls Eiko a brat and says he hates kids... it reminds me of myself

Tell me you at least chuckled when Seifer (on their way to the first mission, Dollet?) said:

"This is great... I have Chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached
puberty in my squad..."

I laughed harder at Squall's "I dreamt I was a moron" line.


As for FF9, the random botch-ups in the opening kidnapping make me laugh. Like, Steiner ramming headfirst into the wall, and Garnet crashing through the roof on top of Zidane, and then the messed-up play...

The "Crime and Punishment" ATE is also good for laughs. :P

Tell me you at least chuckled when Seifer (on their way to the first mission, Dollet?) said:

"This is great... I have Chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached
puberty in my squad..."
OK, that made me chuckle at MOST. xD

When Zidane and Vivi "relieve themselves" off a wall in Madain Sari.

Was WTf but hilarious moment.

There's a line of Eiko's that makes me laugh when she says it. It's in Bran Bal when Mikoto asks where Eiko's 'man' is and she replies with 'My man - My man?! Even I never called him that'. Something like that.

It was funny when Brahne got owned by Bahamut

There's a line of Eiko's that makes me laugh when she says it. It's in Bran Bal when Mikoto asks where Eiko's 'man' is and she replies with 'My man - My man?! Even I never called him that'. Something like that.

that was funny... Eiko is a ho

ha ha I think it was great when Zidane asks Steiner why he's playing with the doll at the beginning.

The simple hilarity of the love letter sequence gets me every time. ^_^

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The love letter was a good one, so was when Zidane grabbed Daggers butt and said "ohh, soft". Also right after that on the airship when Steiner runs in and tries to catch Zidane and he's swingin around on his tail...I thought that was good!

The love letter scene, and almost any scene with Quina in. I would say Eiko's scenes too, but she was more annoying than funny.

I played this when I was like 10 or 11, but one of the funniest scenes to me was when Quina and Vivi get married, and Vivi is seriously creeped out.

That was a nice area Conde Petie, for the type of people it bore.

One good one is Quina trying to eat the chocobo egg in Black Mage Village and the Number XXX and XXX are running around with it trying to stop Quina? I don't remember exactly how they were going about it.

It just rang a bell because I had a hard time understanding the music/track option in the Inn of Black Mage Village with the paintings and changing it by looking at the paintings or talking to the innkeeper or something.

when eiko got the coke bottle stuck inside xD

For anyone that cares, I've been recording and uploading vids of FFIX. You can find them here: http://hosted.filefront.com/DubbleJ

I have much more to upload. Speed is a bit slow, though.

Oh, the infamous "Oh, soft." scene is already uploaded, ;).

For anyone that cares, I've been recording and uploading vids of FFIX. You can find them here: http://hosted.filefront.com/DubbleJ

I have much more to upload. Speed is a bit slow, though.

Oh, the infamous "Oh, soft." scene is already uploaded, ;).

I have no clue why you would want to do such a thing, but thanks anyway :)

I was going to do a video walkthrough, but there are enough walktroughs on YouTube already.

I thought all the scenes were funny whenever Zidane kept calling Steiner Rusty XD.

When Zidane and Vivi are talking under the moonlight and then its *Tinkle* *Tinkle* :D

I thought all the scenes were funny whenever Zidane kept calling Steiner Rusty XD.

Imagine if someone renamed Steiner as "Rusty" then technically he wouldn't be wrong.

But back to the original subject:

funniest scene is the ATE in which Quina is mistaken for a monster and the guards are like: "Is it dead?" Then she wakes up and scares them off!

I like it when Steiner is Mad on Zidane because he keeps on jumping that makes such funny noise.. lol

I can mention all if I can play the game again.. lolz

Probably the part where Zidane touches Garnet's leg as they get onto the airship. "OOOH SOFT!" I still think FFIV is funnier just for "YOU SPOONEY BARD!" though.

Probably the part where Zidane touches Garnet's sweet ASS as they get onto the airship. "OOOH SOFT!"

Corrected.

When Quina gets stuck on Eikos fishing rod in Maidin Sari. Its in an ATE I think.

LoL I reckon the funniest scene is right at the start where Garnet and Zidane rope-swing across the Tantalus, the Steiner tries and crashes head-first into the wall!

I crack up every time I watch that!

I thought the funniest scene was when Vivi and Quina get married in the Dwarf's place :p. Anything with Quina always made me laugh.

One good one is Quina trying to eat the chocobo egg in Black Mage Village and the Number XXX and XXX are running around with it trying to stop Quina? I don't remember exactly how they were going about it.
Haha! That was pretty funny, also when Quina chases after Mog so s/he can eat her. xD

The love letter was a good one, so was when Zidane grabbed Daggers butt and said "ohh, soft". Also right after that on the airship when Steiner runs in and tries to catch Zidane and he's swingin around on his tail...I thought that was good!

Got to it before I did. The butt grab always has me rolling. The Quina/Vivi marriage is another favorite of mine.

When Quina tries to commit suicide.

When Vivi and Quina get married.

Great scenes.

Pretty much all of Steiner's early rants at anyone associated with Tantalus. Or when he breaks down when Garnet loses her voice.
What a drama queen lolz

The park where Steiner kills Beatrix but they need her to tell the Queen about the sale at Wal-Mart so Zidane dresses up as her

Garamond you are a tit aren't you.

Anything with Quina involved. Sheer class.

no i am a garamond you are a jarosik

i want to say i agree with what the guy in your signature in saying except by she you replace it with 'violet palmer'

i am okay with being called a sexist if that means violet palmer is out of the nba

No Garamond, you're a tit. But I love you.

And Violet Palmer? I don't know who that is. FYI, by the way, the man in the picture is the legendary man Mike Newell. As you can see, he has a thing against women in football (soccer). Which is not only correct, but also amusing.

she is a horrible referee in the nba

also a woman

but horrible referee that is why i hate

Ok, I can relate now. Kick Women Out of Sports. Or KWOS for short. I'll start a Facebook group right now.

When Zidane agrees to let Eiko join the party, and Garnet angrily tells Zidane he's too nice and walks off.

people are forgetting the cloud crossdressing scene from FF7. He's emo, and dressed like a woman, hardly get's better then that.

Oh and a personal favorite is this scene from FFT.



Construct 8 (all caps signifies a 'robot' voice): INITIALIZATION COMPLETE. ALL
SYSTEMS NORMAL. WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND MASTER?

Mustadio (still in shock): By the gods! The machine speaks!

Construct 8: AWAITING YOUR COMMAND, MASTER.

Mustadio (looking at Ramza): Give it a command, Ramza.

Ramza: M-me? Must I? Mayhap -you- could-

Mustadio: What are you talking about? You're the thing's master!

Construct 8: REPEAT: AWAITING COMMAND.

Ramza: V-very well. Uhmm...Dance!

Mustadio (facepalm): Oh, for-!

[Construct 8 begins to dance in place. Mustadio stares in amazement]

Mustadio: It...it's dancing.

[Construct 8 stops dancing.]

Mustadio: I wonder how powerful this thing is.

Construct 8: I AM VERY STRONG.

Ramza: Well, then...Dispose of Mustadio!

Mustadio: Oh, for-!

[Ramza points to Mustadio and Construct 8 advances on him. He emits a strong
flame attack and knocks Mustadio off his feet. Ramza is frantic.]

Ramza: Oh, no! Phoenix down - where is the phoenix down!?

Oh and thanks to the faq script writers for making it so easy to look up past favorite events in games.

Eiko: "Don't eat me! I taste terrible."

Zidane: "You heard her Quina."

Quina: "I see. Too bad. Perhaps I just eat that moogle. It had strange color."

I love that scene. xD

I loved the relationships between the characters. Particularly Zidane and anyone minus Amarant and Freya.

Quina's determination to eat as many different things as possible was a class act for me too.

V_Guyver: The thread is ffix specific; that's why those scenes weren't credited.

So many scenes in IX made me laugh or, at the very least, smile. Some that come to mind are:

-The entire opening play
-Quina and Vivi getting married
-When Eiko's wings got stuck on something in Alexandria castle and her discussion with Baku afterwards.
-Parts of Garnet's escape.
-Quina's never ending love for frogs and food.

The slew of love letters sequence, easily -- and many of the associated scenes leading up to it. Can't believe nobody's mentioned it!

Also...

Freya: Zidane! The heat is going to kill the engine if we get any closer!
Zidane: Okay... When we get closer to the volcano, you two head to the shrine's entrance.
Amarant: ...Why do I have to go with her?
Zidane: Oh, sorry. Did you want to go with Eiko?
Amarant: ......


And yes, many of the sequences involving Quina.

Just about everything in FF9 is funny :-D Not sure about the funniest but any part with Steiner and Zidane, and the moogles were pretty hilarious in a cute way...

BTW -- pretty much anything related to Baku was funny, especially some of the item descriptions with his comments, i.e. "Remember that candy guy who gave us this item? Or was he a horn? I forget! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

For anyone that cares, I've been recording and uploading vids of FFIX. You can find them here: http://hosted.filefront.com/DubbleJ

I have much more to upload. Speed is a bit slow, though.

Oh, the infamous "Oh, soft." scene is already uploaded, ;).

Thanks for the memories of that. :D

Baku`s laugh... And things with Eiko. Childish way of 'loving' a guy who`s a bit too old for her, some parts with Steiner were quite funny as well, especially where everyone in the team knew that what Brahne is doing is wrong, but he still claimed that she`s doing what`s right.
Kuja was funny in his own way too. To me, personally, he`s a bit gayish. Or to be more precise - girlish.

To me, personally, he`s a bit gayish. Or to be more precise - girlish.

LoL is it the hair or what he wears?

I'd definitely have to go with this one
"You're the reason we couldn't use this gate!"
----KILL!
----Don't kill.
-Steiner

I've still never picked the second option to this day...

also,
Console her,
"What good is it to bemoan that which has already happened?"
-Steiner

*Tinkle* *Tinkle*

-Zidane & Vivi

"You're the reason we couldn't use this gate!"
----KILL!
----Don't kill.
-Steiner

I've still never picked the second option to this day...
Oh, I love that one, though actually I usually choose "Don't kill" myself. I seem to recall that Steiner says something along the lines of "I must restrain myself for the sake of the princess!"

Oh, I love that one, though actually I usually choose "Don't kill" myself. I seem to recall that Steiner says something along the lines of "I must restrain myself for the sake of the princess!"

KILL! he gets hit by the bag of pickles and thinks, "I almost lost control of myself."
oh Steiner, could never get along with the common peasant

Agreed. So much about Steiner adds amusement to the game...

Steiner: "Yes...? Oh, um, yes, Miss Dagger."
Dagger: "You have to call me Dagger until we reach Treno. Don't salute me, either."
Steiner: "Yes, until we reach Treno and find a way back to the castle, I will be careful."
Dagger: "Okay, let's go. ... ... Wow...! That cable car will take us to the summit. We're almost there, Steiner. Alexandria is just beyond the summit, right? I managed it without Zidane's help...!"
Steiner: "You never needed him to begin with, Princess."
Dagger: "......"

"Pluto Knights... ASSEMBLE!"
queue Steiner's theme

ok so its off number 8,

"IM NOT HAVING ANYONE TALK ABOUT ME IN THE PAST TENSE", squall

what a burke :D

Agreed on the infamous love letter scene. Gets me everytime. Also, when Zidane grabs Garnet's butt while they were hanging from an airship.

Best scenes are when steiner is involved, his moody attitude towards Zidane is brilliant.

I love all the scenes where Zidane makes comments like:

- "Come on Rusty, lighten up!"
- "Waddaya say, Rusty, friends?"

Since the first time I played, I've always laughed at the noise Steiner makes when he runs!

I do like the scene on the Blue Narciss where Quina sees Cid as a frog and is like:

- "F-Frog... is talking... maybe I eat it?"

LoL that cracks me up!