You may of heard of him, but if you haven't then you HAVE to watch his videos, they are funny as fuck, here is a link to his youtube profile:


http://uk.youtube.com/user/JamesNintendoNerd


Discuss people.

I love the Angry video game / nintendo nerd. :D


I like the episodes in which he reviewed Top Gun and Bible Games the most. :D Also, Power Golve ep was insane. haha.


Also, latest episodes can be found on http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack.php

The Nightmare on Elm street, Friday The 13th and Power Glove reviews were the best for me.

It's my guilty pleasure on the interweb :P

I <3 the christmas special with all the bible games. sooooo good.

He needs to make more videos like the first and most recent one. Actually watching him play the game and tear every aspect of it to pieces is so much more entertaining then his "GROWL I AM ANGRY" acting which mainly consists of him fitting every profanity he can think of into a sentence.

QUITE RLY

I remember watching once the episode on the names of movies and how they are renamed in other countries and releases and what not. The whole deal with the Zombie movies was truly confusing @_@'

James Rolfe is a legend.May he tear games to shreds for years to come.

Also what do you think of "You know whats bullshit" videos?

I haven't seen them yet, but I plan to.








R.I.P Chris Benoit. He's wrestling with Jesus now.

wrestling with jesus in hell

Oh please edit your comments, we really don't need the whole "Benoit should burn in hell" debate.

... are you seriously suggesting that?

He'll suggest anything if it means he gets postcount +1. :rolleyes:

Yes I seriously am, we don't need it IN THIS THREAD, which has nothing to do with Chris Benoit, also Rabid Monkey fuck off.

I haven't seen them yet, but I plan to.








R.I.P Chris Benoit. He's wrestling with Jesus now.

There is no Jesus

Yes I seriously am, we don't need it IN THIS THREAD, which has nothing to do with Chris Benoit, also Rabid Monkey fuck off.

You're not exactly in a position to say when something should or should not be in a thread. I sure as hell found what pande bear said funnier than any nonsensical bullshit you've ever sputtered on these boards.

You've never once contributed anything of worth to this forum, and until you do I will continue to treat you like the troll that you are. The only reason I don't tear into you more often is because I know you're young, so I have hope that you'll change after the affects of puberty start to subside.

so I have hope that you'll change after the affects of puberty start to subside.

People make posts of a higher quality when their balls drop ?_?

I'd say the quality drops along with the balls.

Oh please edit your comments, we really don't need the whole "Benoit should burn in hell" debate.

OK, really, shut the hell up.

You are a looooooooong way off from being allowed to accuse anyone of shitting up a thread.

LOL. Simon's Quest is my favorite NES game of all time. I'm going to have to watch all of those, now.

I love his bible adventures review. " Noah man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris." How many of us out there have played any of these ridiculed classics? I myself have played Top Gun, and while I could land on the carrier on a regular basis, I sucked at the mid-air refueling.

I've played Back to the Future and I did indeed always eat it in the Diner level (pun!). I've played Top Gun and I don't think I ever landed on the carrier successfully. Got to the rooftops in TMNT and couldn't figure out how to shoot the ropes. I have of course played Simon's Quest a zillion times and love it dearly. In my top 10 games, evah.

Rabid Monkey you missed the point entirely, but I don't wanna discuss it here, if you want to discuss in further detail, feel free to PM.

My all time fave Nerd moment is when he landed the plane in top gun, with the power glove, also that lovely speech at the end of the TMNT one.

Landing the plane in top gun was easy, the nerd just fails on purpose.

It was still prettly lol, and the game over screen from friday the 13th.

Your Dead
Your friends are dead
Your familys Dead
Your pets are being skinned alive
Your mums a fucking whore
You suck at life
The whole world hates you
Your going to hell
Live with it
GAME OVER

That really is not funny, it really isn't.

I liked his movie reviews too, the TMNT3 one was pretty lol.

ho ho ho

God bless you 4chan.

quote for great justice

The guy is awesome and what he says makes sense in a comical way. Recently watched Rise of the Silver Surfer for NES and it had me in hysterics.

jftr, this is very pathetic, it should of happened to you, maybe then it woudn't be so funny, maybe I haven't contributed well, I don't care, if you really think that benoit killing his wife and 7 year old child and then killing himself is that funny, then I feel for you I really do.

That post is LOL, considering you have an avatar glorifying Benoit.

The avatar is RESPECTING his career and his family, I have no respect for him, but for his career, seriously do you take the whole thing as a joke?

The avatar is RESPECTING his career and his family, I have no respect for him, but for his career, seriously do you take the whole thing as a joke?

Wow, you contradicted yourself... in the one post.

The avatar is RESPECTING his career and his family, I have no respect for him, but for his career, seriously do you take the whole thing as a joke?

yes

Wow, you contradicted yourself... in the one post.

How so? I said I had respect for his career, not chris benoit as a person, how could I? I didn't actually know him, it's not so much taking the piss out of benoit, I really don't care about that, but taking the whole thing as a joke is just sad, Zypher your simply a cunt, I'm pretty sure the benoit family would love to see this.

They probably WOULD love to see it. Too bad they're dead.

No, I am talking about his other son and daughter, and other members of his family.

I liek tha intarwebs

Okay..... Getting back on topic here.

You know I don't even remember this Double Dragon ever coming out, which may be a good thing when I saw the review. Silver surfer was funny as hell. Not knowing what you can touch and what you can't touch would piss me off. I was surprised by the Ducktales one. When I first saw the icon I thought to myself "Ducktales? are you kidding me? I liked that game and I don't remember it sucking." Turns out for the first time he did a strait up review of a game that he actually liked. It also was one of his shortest reviews ever. Go Figure.

So here's the big question: What old games sucked for you, and would like to see it get the shit ripped out of it from the angry video-game nerd?

Rabid Monkey you missed the point entirely, but I don't wanna discuss it here, if you want to discuss in further detail, feel free to PM.

I missed no point. You're a hypocritical little brat and I called you on it. On that same note, screw you, I will not send you any PM. You constantly show no concern for shitting up threads with your constant bullshit chit-chat and nonsensical posting in every single other thread you have posted in. Furthermore, sending you a PM would, in my mind, show you a mild bit of respect, which I refuse to do because you are one of the most disrespectful posters on these entire forums.

As much as I respected Chris Benoit as a wrestler, I'm actually pretty glad people are acting how they are. With any luck you'll start to realize what a shithead you are, and will stop shitting up these forums.

Can everyone just calm down.We all have our own opinions about what happened.We don't have to get angry at what some people think.They're their thoughts,just leave it at that.

Haha, I loved the Double Dragon review, "Bimmy and Jimmy", rofl.

Also w/e rabid monkey, and thats all I will say on the subject, no more for the love of god.

I love his new Die Hard review.I can't believe Urkel was in it.

The Die Hard review made me chuckle a few times, but nothing side splitting, the ending was pretty good.

I watched about half of the reviews last night, while I was supposed to be working. I'll watch the other half in a while.

Game I want to see ripped? X-Men for NES. That game is bollocks.

Heading to my hosting site now, TM. May is on her way.

May is here......

I will never forget the epic ghost busters review, simply epic.

I played through most of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde on emulator (via save state since it's so damn hard). One of the worst games I've ever played. XD

Okay Zypher your avatar is funny, that picture is not!


I missed no point. You're a hypocritical little brat and I called you on it. On that same note, screw you, I will not send you any PM. You constantly show no concern for shitting up threads with your constant bullshit chit-chat and nonsensical posting in every single other thread you have posted in. Furthermore, sending you a PM would, in my mind, show you a mild bit of respect, which I refuse to do because you are one of the most disrespectful posters on these entire forums.

As much as I respected Chris Benoit as a wrestler, I'm actually pretty glad people are acting how they are. With any luck you'll start to realize what a shithead you are, and will stop shitting up these forums.

You are the shithead! :notgood:
Do you hear yourself when you talk? Who do you think you are?
Your telling "The Master" he's disrespectful and all i've ever seen you post is disrespectful bullshit. I'm not defending the contradictions he's making, he sounds pretty confused to me. But if you think for a second that you have the right to talk to people this way for no reason you are nothing more than a schoolyard bully. Here's some advice...MAN THE FUCK UP!!! :mad:

RM, I like you and all, but I think you need to shut the fuck up about TM for now. You're not helping matters any as it is.

Thats very true Joan, RM expected me to show him respect, when he comes into a thread with a comment I found offensive, but that was about 3 weeks ago, so we don't need to linger on it.




So, who has seen his Independence Day review? I thought it was pretty good.

he's funny

Best review was the Power Glove. "It's so bad it sucks, it's so fucking suck it fucks! And I... can't take it anymore." And when he was trying to fit the sensors on his T.V. Rofl.

RM, I like you and all, but I think you need to shut the fuck up about TM for now. You're not helping matters any as it is.

Everything was water under the bridge by the time you posted that. :P


ANYWAY, good thing this thread was revived... I was looking for something to kill time with, and youtube seems like a good idea...

He sucks! Anybody who thinks he's funny should be ashamed to call themselves "Gamers".

Explain plz.

Anybody who thinks he's funny should be ashamed to call themselves "Gamers".

Yes, cause gamers can't have fun and should be serious at all times. Especially Pop 'n Twinbee, cause that's uber serious business!

Explain plz.

PlayItBogart's blog entry from July 19th pretty much sums it up:

http://playitbogart.blogspot.com/2007/07/jovial-laugh-at-that.html

Plus his last four reviews especially sucked, and all the other game reviewers like Armake and Bogart are kicking his ass now. And I'm glad, because they're funnier than he'll ever be. Especially Armake, because his rage is real, while AVGN's is all scripted! Written down and acted on camera! Armake's is from the heart! With Armake, you can feel the pain and anguish. You can't feel any of that with the Angry Video Game Jackass! Especially on his latest review for Bomberman Act Zero:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtRsXVspc0o

It's one of his best to date, and anything Armake does overall is better than any of the crap that AVGN has churned out. And you can feel Armake's anger, unlike AVGN. Plus AVGN does the same jokes OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER......... And he doesn't say anything other than Bullfuck, bulldookie, diharrea coming out of my dick, and a bunch of other words that aren't even real words, and only shit that a pre-schooler would say. Plus people only hate the games he reviews just because he hates them! They never had ANY experience with most of the games he's reviewed. And he's got alot of nerve saying The Sega CD is a piece of shit! There were lots of good games on there! He only hates it because of all the bad FMV games on it (some of which actually weren't that bad), and he also said "Simon's Quest" sucked, and it didn't. That game was awesome. And now lots of stupid asses hate it just because of him. And not only that, he also said these games sucked:

TMNT
Top Gun
Silver Surfer
Die Hard
The Adventures of Willy Beamish
Jurassic Park (Sega CD version)
Time Gal
Lethal Enforcers
Ghostbusters II (yeah, it's not a masterpiece or anything, but it's not as bad as most people say it is)

Of all the NERVE! A bunch of classic games that were big hits back when they were released that people now hate just because of him! And don't you fucking tell me I hate him because he's famous, because that's not the case at all. And, I only found THREE of his reviews funny. And the rest of them crap. And I hate all the people who say things like "He's God". He's not God. He's a normal human being just like the rest of us. And he isn't funny. He never was funny, he never will be, he makes up flaws in the games he plays that aren't even there, he just looks for things to bitch about that aren't a big deal, and he's a LIAR. 95% of his fanbase are a bunch of losers that do things like shop or hang out at Hot Topic or something. And there's also a good chance that many of them were born on 1990 or later. If you had went to a place like NES World, which has REAL gamers, who have been around longer than the AVGN's stupid fanboys have been, you'd be hearing the same thing, only they explain it better than I can. Speaking of NES World, I'm gonna borrow a quote from Stan Stepanic, who's one of the coolest people there:


Well, it's not really a well-formed opinion at all. Someone needs to make a well done criticism of his 'work' so they can slowly spread the word of his suckage. The thing that gets to me the most is that over 90% of his fans are little, teeny weeny morons who don't even know anything about the games he criticizes. In fact, people in the NES scene totally hate him because of what he does. I don't think he'll last much longer though, he's really getting lame. I occasionally glance at what he's doing and his newest review, Independence Day for the Playstation, is an example of the direction he's going, which is a quick end. He has nothing left and doing random, old, sucky games won't get him anywhere now because the majority of his new fan base are people who don't have a clue what Color Dreams is or anything prior to the PS2.

I hate the nintendo nerd and thankfully he's started to overstay his welcome at gametrailers.com He's a total idiot and can't play anything right, nor does he have manuals to refer to that explain things he complains about.


I sure hope your theory is correct, Stan! And on a final note:His theme song sucks too. What the hell is that shit? I hope that crap is never played on the radio or anything! At least Armake and the others are being original and showing their true colors and aren't writing down fake rage on paper and acting it out on camera! I HATE THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD! End of story.

P.S.Notice how people are starting to make fun of him on youtube? Yeah, because some are starting to see the light and realize how bad he is, Thank God! And I have high praise for everybody who's made fun of him so far, even if it's something poorly made, who cares. All that matters is that they're ripping on his ass!

Just plain Angry Nerds in this topic.

I do have to agree with you somewhat, Armake is fucking hilarious. He's my favorite youtuber.

So what's the Angry Nerd's latest review?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtRsXVspc0o

It's one of his best to date, and anything Armake does overall is better than any of the crap that AVGN has churned out.

lolololololololol

you thought that was funny?
A guy saying "fuck" every other word and his only comment on the conceptual presenation (which is by far why the AVGN is humorous and good to watch) is it "all fucking looks fuck the same fuck fuck" and "bondage fuck robots fuck". That's not funny. That's just stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtRsXVspc0o

This schtick isn't nearly as endearing when it isn't coming from James. At least you can tell at heart he's having a good time with it. This guy is just trying to be a badass. And failing badly.

I do have to agree with you somewhat, Armake is fucking hilarious. He's my favorite youtuber.

Oh yeah! Armake is the best reviewer on YouTube!


So what's the Angry Nerd's latest review?

It sucks.


This schtick isn't nearly as endearing when it isn't coming from James. At least you can tell at heart he's having a good time with it. This guy is just trying to be a badass. And failing badly.

No he isn't. I can relate to the rage that Armake shows and identify with the anger he's feeling. Plus I know someone who used to be just like Armake.

Hahaha, get the fuck out, you retarded Armake fanboy. God, I never thought this retarded game reviewer fanboyism faggotry would spill from youtube and infect this forum as well.

Spoiler : Armake's "anger" is a scripted character and a very unfunny one at that.

Hahaha, get the fuck out, you retarded Armake fanboy. God, I never thought this retarded game reviewer fanboyism faggotry would spill from youtube and infect this forum as well.

Spoiler : Armake's "anger" is a scripted character and a very unfunny one at that.

Armake said himself that all his anger is unscripted.

He comes up with what he wants to say by playing the game. Then he records screenshots that he wants and syncs it up with his voiceover. Then he places the camera where he needs it to be to capture him punching the game and pissing on it.

He is reviewing a game for YouTube. He is making a video. The entire process by its very definition is scripted. If you want unscripted rage, you'd have to record him playing that game for the first time and from that time foward.

It is scripted. It is a video production.

Perhaps he's genuinely angry at the game, but his expression of such couldn't have been more forced. He's not a fantastic actor, by any means.

Of course, neither is AVGN.

Nope, I can tell the rage is real. Oh yeah, and Armake reviews games that have actually been put to shame in the past.

reviews games that have actually been put to shame in the past.

What point are you trying to make, here?

Armake said himself that all his anger is unscripted.



Need I say more?

Nope, I can tell the rage is real. Oh yeah, and Armake reviews games that have actually been put to shame in the past.

So? He does it in a manner that panders solely to the lowest common denominator, and I have yet to see him do any better than that. What does that tell you about his ability as a video personality?

Look Twinbee, we understand you like Armake's work over the AVGN's and I respect your opinion. However this thread was made just for discussing AVGN and his stuff. You mentioned you can stand the guy, ok that's fine. That is an opinion on AVGN that goes here. However everything you have said after your statement has been about Armake which is outside the tread. If you wish to talk about Armake, then make a new thread about him or if you wish a Armake vs AVGN thread and we can have that discussion there. I'm just saying that the Armake posts don't really belong here and should be taken to a new thread.

Twinbee, you are a complete fucking moron, please use the fire escape and fuck off, so you can't stand the guy, guess what? no one cares, take it somewhere else you stupid Armake (who ever the fuck that is) fanboy, thats the second time someone who is a complete fucking moron, has driven this thread completely off topic, so thanks dipshit.

Ok revival here, there are several new AVGN videos, including the hilarious Atari porn review, anyone seen any of these, and his pokemon movie quotes?(which had my crying with laughter)

Oh man, I loved the Pokemon movie quotes. I linked the best one in the Poketalk thread.

"What the fuck is this?"

Oh this isn't AVGN but it made me laugh all the same

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwvtREuu6yo&mode=related&search=

A noob posted that link once, and we had a nice little thread about it. I have to admit I did laugh all the way through.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/27289.html?type=mov

The latest. I find it kinda lame, but he mentions Meatwad, The Masque of the Red Death, and reviews a game that Matt from X-E has reviewed.

I AM TORN.

I stopped watching him shortly after he moved to gametrailers. He's funny but he isn't worth the time it takes to load.

That and his gimmick got old after a while etc.

Haha, The Halloween one has it's moments, I admit he's not as funny as he once was, I can remember his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle one had me crying with laughter, while the newer ones have me chuckling, but still entertaining.

I've moved on to Zero Punctuation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQLR7dE5k4&feature=related). His videos are easier on my pathetic download limit.

you could find some of the game trailer ones posted on youtube by other users, I have seen a few of them on there.

his reviews are madness!(madness?this is sparta!)i watch his videos quite often and i think my favourite is the atari 5200 episode

Heil Necromancer!

Dang, this thread is a year old. I'm so old ;_;;

This is the same thing I warned you about in the Underrated games thread, blodmon, dude guy.

Let's try to listen to advice, kthxbai~