GlobeTrekker
05-15-2007, 01:53 AM
What do you think the FF13 villian should be like?

A psychotic badass with a soft side for animals.
A power hungary madman who can read minds.
Maybe a duel pistol wielding, suicidal, female vixen with a katana who kills her own soldiers if they fail her and will stop at nothing to destroy the world.

Elaborate folks. Make up anything you want. I haven't heard much about the characteristics of the villain for 13 so why not take some creative guesses.

Silfurabbit
05-15-2007, 06:02 PM
banana-shooting cunt?

TM
06-17-2007, 09:57 PM
Vaan is gay.

Silfurabbit
06-18-2007, 12:30 AM
Vaan is gay.

TM
06-18-2007, 04:59 AM
Maybe when I have time.

Neg
06-18-2007, 05:28 AM
Vaan's pretty spiffy. This has nothing to do with XIII villians, though. :erm:




I.e., why isn't this cunt banned yet?

Shumagaki
06-18-2007, 05:58 PM
I just hope the villain has some qualities that I can 'love to hate'. I need a villain that is truly evil. I don't want another Vayne Solidor, who while certainly does a few things that are disreputable, he does most of them because he believes it is best for the people and the kingdom. Is that someone I can hate and feel good about murdering and saving the world/country from? Not really.

Now, saving the world from a monster who mindlessly goes about wiping out cities (FFX), or a sorceress who intends to compress time and the world for her own uses (FFVIII), or even a crazed guy who is willing to wipe out much of the planet to increase his own power (FFVII)... those are the kind of villains that I like!

Let's try a villain with some of the following qualities:
-Utter confidence. He must have very little self doubt if we are to fear him. It should at first appear that everything is going as part of his plans even when it seems otherwise. An element of lunacy wouldn't hurt.
-Had his parents or relatives lobotomized to serve as his slaves
-"Reprograms" people's minds with his own designs in order to use them as pawns and for subterfuge. A key element in the game should be the distrust of people around you - you never know if hidden instructions have been planted in them until a given time.
-Willing to kill/sacrifice children & families at a whim for his own gains
-Keeps a few "pet" servants which he dotes on and pretends to care for, who are to be used for spare body parts if he needs them
-Possibly has an animal that he appears to love with all his heart - a disgusting creature with a sliver of intelligence that most people would be repulsed from - he talks to it, pets it, and consults it on how certain vagrants (such as a servant who did not bring his supper on time) should die. Perhaps feeds entrails to it also.

TM
06-18-2007, 06:46 PM
Vaan's pretty spiffy. This has nothing to do with XIII villians, though. :erm:




I.e., why isn't this cunt banned yet?

It appears he has been, seeing as his posts have been deleted, we shall see!

Vaan_de_Chocobo
06-23-2007, 09:40 PM
Um, Vaan is not gay or spiffy. We have different opinions people! And I thought this was about villains...not FF12. =/

Vaan_de_Chocobo
06-23-2007, 09:43 PM
I think a villain should be pure evil. No mercy, just completely ruthless. And...maybe somehow demented, like blind in one eye or something. For me, an evil person fights with a ball-point pen. The ultimate weapon...

C10ud_Str1f3
06-23-2007, 09:49 PM
Lol, I wouldn't talk if I were you, "The Master", because Vaan IS NOT gay, but....
Bagels ARE gay, on the other hand! =D
Anyway, the perfect villain...hm, that is hard. I sort of agree with Vann de Chocobo, except the fact that the blind eye would be covered by an eye patch. I mean, what the hell?! A guy with an ugly, milk-white, pupiless eye IN FINAL FANTASY? And a ballpoint pen?????? WTF!!
Indeed, Vaan de Chocobo, we DO have DIFFERENT TASTES...XD

Vaan_de_Chocobo
06-23-2007, 09:52 PM
A eye patch? Nah, too pirate-like and babyish. It depends on what kind of villain you put the eye patch on-- and my villain is simply stupid. Try putting it on a better guy.

TM
06-23-2007, 10:44 PM
Lol, I wouldn't talk if I were you, "The Master", because Vaan IS NOT gay, but....
Bagels ARE gay, on the other hand! =D
Anyway, the perfect villain...hm, that is hard. I sort of agree with Vann de Chocobo, except the fact that the blind eye would be covered by an eye patch. I mean, what the hell?! A guy with an ugly, milk-white, pupiless eye IN FINAL FANTASY? And a ballpoint pen?????? WTF!!
Indeed, Vaan de Chocobo, we DO have DIFFERENT TASTES...XD

STFU you stupid fucking wigger.

Neg
06-23-2007, 10:48 PM
The Master was referring to a poster who's posts have been deleted. Also, you two idiots reek of shenanigans.

TM
06-23-2007, 10:49 PM
Oh please check the Ips, I smell sock puppets.

Mezmerize591
07-03-2007, 04:56 AM
They need a female villain. Not like I care, really. A mix between Kefka and Kuja, fuck Sephiroth. (I never really played FFVIII because that game bored me within the first 20 minutes, so bleh @ Edea and Ultimecia)

Shumagaki
07-05-2007, 06:40 AM
A mix between KEfka and Kuja

Just promise not to make it a villain who wears a thong and has a monkey tail.

Blaze
09-12-2007, 12:37 AM
Please, give me a female villain...getting tired of fight men.

A Female Kefka would be mad!

Hawkeye_1138
09-13-2007, 01:23 AM
Please, give me a female villain...getting tired of fight men.

A Female Kefka would be mad!


thats what Sorceress Ultemecia was for... and lady yunalesca... and sorceress edea.... and adel....

Blaze
09-13-2007, 01:33 AM
thats what Sorceress Ultemecia was for... and lady yunalesca... and sorceress edea.... and adel....

Oh and Zeromus, and Garland and X-Death, and kefka, and Kuja and Sin/Yu-lame-Yevon/Seymour (Lady Yunalesca not a memorable villain, just a pain in the ass) and Sephi-oh-I'm-so-bishie-roth, Vayne..../snorr

I definetly see a pattern here.

The only women are Ultim�dia/Adel/Edea from the same game and Cloud of Darkness from FF III.

Hawkeye_1138
09-14-2007, 12:16 AM
and Lani the bounty hunter from FFIX is also a girl

Blaze
09-14-2007, 10:46 AM
And Beatrix who could woop our asses :X

Jemeela
09-14-2007, 03:16 PM

Espanha
09-14-2007, 04:04 PM
You fail, jam.


A psychotic badass with a soft side for animals.

lol what

ROKI
09-15-2007, 12:05 AM
What about a big blue thing that eats people and kidnaps princesses?

Silver Butterfly
09-15-2007, 10:02 PM
A chocobo gone mad with Godlike power.

Or, less likely, a villain who's made of a million caged souls given shape - the living memory of a forgotten genocide, seeking to share a little pain with the children of the killers.

This is why I'm not paid for my ideas.

jewess crabcake
09-15-2007, 10:21 PM
A misunderstood soul bordering on evil.

Silver Butterfly
09-15-2007, 10:28 PM
And he'll be absolutely dreamy, but in a The Cure kinda way.

Until he reveals his true final final form.

FainaruFantaji
02-23-2008, 10:54 PM
It should be a cyrborg. Yep, a cyborg!
A giant red and purple mecha-like creature with big black wings and ability to use highest level of magic... And it should be controlled by some crazy geek who`s been sent by some crazy cult. And the cult should be ruled by a crazy middle-age, but very good-looking and sexy woman.

On top of everything I`d like some erotic things to be included into the game. The cult could have some erotic ceremonials or something like that...

Marshall Lee
02-23-2008, 11:10 PM
Martha Stewart. She is an awesome boss character :D

execrable gumwrapper
02-24-2008, 01:38 AM
A giant ponybutt.

DE GRANDE FREAK
02-24-2008, 02:36 AM
I think that the boss should be a combination of Kefka and Sepheroth. Also, if he kills a character, make sure it isn't a likeable character, like Aeris

KATY FUCKING PERRY
02-24-2008, 02:51 AM
A thread necromancer with penis issues.

PizzalixFFfan
02-24-2008, 03:27 AM
sephiroth and seymour team up.

FinalFantasyGuyMartin
02-24-2008, 05:17 PM
FF13 SHOULD BE CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH
SEPHIROTH MIGHT COME BACK AND CONTROL CLOUDS MIND AGEN
LIKE WHEN SEPHIROTH MAKES CLOUD GIVE HIM THE BLAK MATERIA

DE GRANDE FREAK
02-24-2008, 06:12 PM
How about this: A katana wielding magus/lich that totally mastered all black and arcane magick, but can repell white and green magick. He uses zombie slaves and wants to infest the universe with darkness. Really, he is controlled by a female Devout magus, turned evil that wants to use him to do her dirty-work.

DE GRANDE FREAK
03-03-2008, 05:52 AM
Srry 4 Double Posting, but... I have another Idea! How about a cult of strange, dark but devout ppl. They think the only way to clense the Universe is to bathe it in the void! The cult Should be leaded by Three Elemental Phycopaths! I planed the names too! Firatous: The Lava Gunner. Ultimaga: The Storm Magus. And Dies Iratous: The Cold Eviscerator.

execrable gumwrapper
03-03-2008, 02:48 PM
For future reference you could have easily edited your last post with your new idea. It's not like someone posted in between them.

On topic: A giant "XIII" each roman numeral its own entity.

DaKine
03-06-2008, 03:07 AM
Jacob, the Evangelist:



"Mother. We knew it all along. 'Tis Jacob!"
- Sephiroth, 1997

With the power to harness the very planet itself, nothing can stop Jacob.

A formidable final boss if I've ever seen one.

virtualchan
03-08-2008, 12:23 AM
i would enjoy the opportunity to kill cid for once...u know cid, other ppl can make airships too

Marshall Lee
03-08-2008, 03:19 AM
FF13 SHOULD BE CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH
SEPHIROTH MIGHT COME BACK AND CONTROL CLOUDS MIND AGEN
LIKE WHEN SEPHIROTH MAKES CLOUD GIVE HIM THE BLAK MATERIA

THE WOMAN YOUR DAD IS CHEATING ON YOUR MUM WITH WOULD MAKE FOR A GOOD VILLAIN

cerealxx54321
03-08-2008, 03:53 PM
How about an Ark from FF9 that has 25,000,000 hp that whipes out cities with one blow and its 100 yards tall and 50 yards wide!

DaKine
03-08-2008, 05:02 PM
How about an Ark from FF9 that has 25,000,000 hp that whipes out cities with one blow and its 100 yards tall and 50 yards wide!

How about a giant Anal with 60,000,001 HP and 9 feet tall and 7 pounds that flies around Spira, slaying pansified blitzball players while butchering innocent children 12 times until 200 yards afterwards it destroys Galbadia Garden but eventually Midgar fires at it then the Anal giggles and Kuja ends up winning the world?

Slavka
03-09-2008, 12:42 AM
i would enjoy the opportunity to kill cid for once...u know cid, other ppl can make airships too

In FFXII you did get to kill Cid - he was one of the main villains

RikkuYunaRinoa
03-09-2008, 08:37 PM
In FFXII you did get to kill Cid - he was one of the main villains


Dude. Spoliers. Its not really a big deal, i knew it would happen but still.
Also, if Squall's personality and Vaan's overwhelming naiveness got toghether. I think we would have the villian to own all villians.

PizzalixFFfan
03-10-2008, 12:06 AM
me, lol. i know i'll be a great villain.

DaKine
03-10-2008, 12:08 AM
me, lol. i know i'll be a great villain.

Do you have flowing gray locks and a black cloak?

PizzalixFFfan
03-10-2008, 12:42 AM
i do hav a black cloak!!!

virtualchan
03-10-2008, 05:35 AM
u get to cap cid in 12?? oh snap i gotta get that game...and a ps2........and sum money......

DE GRANDE FREAK
03-18-2008, 01:46 AM
Hmmm... How about a band of ArchAngels. One of them turns evil, and tries to call up the Ultimate evil. The ArchAngels try to trap their evil friend by engulfing it in the Souless divide, which tries to swallow the planet. Without any hope, The Dark ArchAngel is gripped in a final battle with the ArchAngel Te'rraferency, which they learn the Prophecy, in which both ArchAngels will be locked in a battle which will last for 20 years. The victor will decide the fate of the planet. Is it a good idea? COMMENT!

Marshall Lee
03-18-2008, 01:49 AM
i do hav a black cloak!!!

Are you by any chance with the Trenchcoat Mafia?

PizzalixFFfan
03-18-2008, 02:49 AM
i have a trenchcoat machina!!!

Marshall Lee
03-18-2008, 02:51 AM
Are you by any chance with the Trenchcoat Mafia?


Please answer the question!

DE GRANDE FREAK
03-18-2008, 03:36 AM
Unless the person is a villan, I wouldnt be talking!