V1RU5
03-24-2007, 10:29 PM
Delete This thread please...

Zulu
03-24-2007, 10:32 PM
At least make it funny, something like:

"Sorry my dear,
But that came from my rear."

Or something.

Mr.Hazard
03-26-2007, 01:33 AM
Opps I farted, I really really FARTED!
I really blew it this time!

Fail.

V1RU5
03-28-2007, 12:39 AM
Please Delete This Thread

Zulu
03-28-2007, 02:49 AM
Roses smell like shit, Violents look like tites I'm a horney lover I hope I get a kiss.

*Fart*

Man.

You seriously fail. :(

V1RU5
03-31-2007, 11:46 PM
please delete this reply

Lil' Sain
04-01-2007, 05:22 AM
roses are red violets are blue get on your knees bitch u know what to do

Nightowl9910
04-02-2007, 01:38 PM
lol

V1RU5
04-18-2007, 02:00 AM
please delete this thread

Penguin
04-19-2007, 08:04 AM
Man.

You seriously fail. :(

What are you talking about?

These poems are A+

saikira
04-23-2007, 07:24 PM
man, ppl are here are so creative
i cant make any poems or songs, not evn in english class lol

shadukai
04-23-2007, 07:33 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
my cock has more originality
and its better than you

V1RU5
04-25-2007, 04:11 AM
just delete the thread already

jewess crabcake
04-28-2007, 05:36 PM
Roses are red
My Gloc is chrome
I've' got 4 bullets headed for your dome.

V1RU5
04-28-2007, 10:40 PM
please please delete this thread

Touchstone
05-01-2007, 01:15 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'ma run you over with my 2005 WRX Subaru.

shadukai
05-01-2007, 01:21 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shitty car references
Do not work for you

V1RU5
05-06-2007, 02:36 AM
please erase this thread

J. Peterman
05-20-2007, 02:23 AM
Since when were roses red?

Mr.Hazard
05-20-2007, 02:51 AM
Doughnuts are unsafe, bagels are hazardous.
Keep shouting this, it'll drive you ravenous.

I fail, but at least it's original heh.

J. Peterman
05-20-2007, 03:07 AM
here is a poem

u all suck
at writing poems
most of you

Neg
05-20-2007, 03:08 AM
That's a modified Haiku, Ash

J. Peterman
05-20-2007, 03:21 AM
it's a poem

Neg
05-20-2007, 03:25 AM
Well, if you're that confident about it I will have to agree.

Mr.Hazard
05-20-2007, 06:21 AM
Well lately, I find that failed poems turn out to be more hilarious than the successful ones. :D

shadukai
05-21-2007, 02:52 AM
thread needs to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

Touchstone
05-22-2007, 05:33 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shitty car references
Do not work for you

Shitty car referrence, sorry, I didn't recall mentioning Ford in that one.

shadukai
05-23-2007, 03:06 AM
hahahahaha

V1RU5
05-30-2007, 07:52 AM
please delete the entire thread...

Memento Mori
05-31-2007, 02:26 PM
I've seen some stupid shit in my life, but this is by far the worst example of stupid I've ever seen.

Splintered
05-31-2007, 08:07 PM
I can't say I disagree with the opening post.

Touchstone
06-04-2007, 10:09 PM
I say since a mod hasn't closed it yet, that we continue on, or let it die, right?

BizarroSephiroth
06-04-2007, 11:06 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
VIRU5 is gone
So this topic should be too

Valerie Valens
06-05-2007, 09:38 PM
how do i wrote poetry

TM
06-05-2007, 10:03 PM
WTF is this?

Angel_sweetie
06-05-2007, 10:46 PM
That's silly!

V1RU5
06-07-2007, 07:06 AM
please destroy this thread

TM
06-07-2007, 06:17 PM
Damn, I was hoping this would die.

Angel_sweetie
06-07-2007, 07:31 PM
meh! sillyness never ends!

TM
06-07-2007, 07:33 PM
:P very true.

V1RU5
06-07-2007, 10:50 PM
please destroy this thread

TheTransporter
06-09-2007, 12:44 AM
Transformers, blueball hard to fall,
make a crock,
fall in front of his massive gloc,
cock a hard one while in a stone;
marking my long fall in the changing disguise that is my nuts.

Is this poetry or random crap.. I'll never tell.

V1RU5
06-14-2007, 12:59 AM
delete this gay thread

Touchstone
06-14-2007, 08:12 PM
It was funny for a bit, now this is borderline gay.

TM
06-14-2007, 08:19 PM
Please guys, no more posts in this shockingly bad thread.

V1RU5
06-20-2007, 01:23 AM
delete the topic please...