Alright, since Lucretia's last name was Crescent and she was married to Hojo, does that make Hojo's last name Crescent, and wouldnt that make Sephiroth's last name Crescent as well? Let me know if that makes sense.

Sephiroths last name was smith.

Sephiroth Smith.

And what fucking backwards world do you live in where the male take on the female's surname? Sephiroth's last name would be Hojo's last name, since Lucrecia would take on Hojo's last name.

You're queen of the world, all right; queen of the world of dumbfucks.

That is actually a choice in marriages today, dumbfuck.

But given Hojos attitude, I'd imagine Lucretia would have taken on Hojos last name.

Who says they got married anyway?
That whole game is so fucked up that I wouldn't be surprised if Hojo artificially inseminated Lucretia with a straw while she was taking a shit.

That is actually a choice in marriages today, dumbfuck.Maybe in your backwards country, but here in America, men are the dominating factor. Only faggots (LOL! Get it?) and pussies change their last names here.

and there was nothing remotely leaning in the direction of homosexuality with sephiroth. nothing at all.

PS: "sephiroth" is like "madonna." all the queers love em. and no last name. right.

Maybe in your backwards country, but here in America, men are the dominating factor. Only faggots (LOL! Get it?) and pussies change their last names here.

...dumbass.

Maybe in your backwards country, but here in America, men are the dominating factor. Only faggots (LOL! Get it?) and pussies change their last names here.

wow you're really unpleasant

Umm one question... who the fuck cares?

teh pwnz0r

He's like Mario - his last name is Sephiroth. Sephiroth Sephiroth.

ahah, maybe

Sephiroth Bloggs
Sephiroth Jones
Sephiroth Bond :O

Sephiroth's last name is Jenova.
Sephiroth Jenova.

Alright, since Lucretia's last name was Crescent and she was married to Hojo, does that make Hojo's last name Crescent, and wouldnt that make Sephiroth's last name Crescent as well? Let me know if that makes sense.
not to be a dumbass newbie, but through reverse logic, she may have taken his last name making her's Cresent, therefore making Sephiroth's last name Cresent, if i'm following this right, if not it's fine to hit me

He thinks jenova is his mother, so in his mind he had no birth mother. So he thinks his name is just Sephiroth.

He would take his fathers last name, surely? so Hojo's last name. Whatever that was.

timetravelx , that is exactly my logic. It was exactly what i was thinking when i posted this thread. I'm glad someone agrees!

I personaly like to think its Valentine

You see around my school it's a popular theory that Vincent and Lucretcia bumped uglies(LOL) and thus sephiroth was concieved

I know that DoC leans more towards Hojo as the daddy, but its just a little theory of mine and I think its totaly possible...

It is possible, however, don't you think that Vincent would have fought a wee bit harder against the Jenova project if it was his child at stake than his futile:

Are you sure
Yes im sure

and then he gives up.

i've heard his name from others and it's Safer Sephiroth, but i dunno if it's true

Dude....This is Safer Sephiroth.Safer is one of its forms.

Alright, since Lucretia's last name was Crescent and she was married to Hojo, does that make Hojo's last name Crescent, and wouldnt that make Sephiroth's last name Crescent as well? Let me know if that makes sense.

Lucretia is a female who married Dr. Hojo, right? That would make Sephiroth's last name Hojo.

Maybe, he just doesn't have a last name? ... "Hes just that cool!* :) lol

Why is there so much flaming in this thread?

What do you mean?

Alright, since Lucretia's last name was Crescent and she was married to Hojo, does that make Hojo's last name Crescent, and wouldnt that make Sephiroth's last name Crescent as well? Let me know if that makes sense.

wow so much about this simple thing...

lucrecia crescent's last name is crescent BECAUSE she married hojo and his last name was crescent.. right?

nice theory, but i reckon it's just sephiroth, cos he's so evil and it would emphasise the fact that he was an experiment if he just has a first name.

His parents hate him so much that they wouldn't give him a last name.

He's last name is enix, because in reality, square-enix is his real father.

So therefor his name Sephiroth Enix, could you get a cooler name

He's last name is enix, because in reality, square-enix is his real father.

So therefor his name Sephiroth Enix, could you get a cooler name

lol

Sephiroth's last name is Jenova.
Sephiroth Jenova.

ROFL

Maybe the Mario guy was right

It's a me, a Sephiroth !

He's last name is enix, because in reality, square-enix is his real father.

So therefor his name Sephiroth Enix, could you get a cooler name


lol

Funny But true :):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

who says hojo was his first name?

who says sephiroth was for that matter

who says hojo was his first name?


Because his name was Hojo Enix, dumbass :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

His last name was crybaby.

He's last name is enix, because in reality, square-enix is his real father.

So therefor his name Sephiroth Enix, could you get a cooler name
lol:D
Yes, that's it. Sephiroth Enix:D

Mr.Sephiroth Focker!!!!

i think..
sephiroth is his last name.. and he doesn't have any first name.. that's my 2 cents.. :D

it's a misstery.

he's like prince and madonna

He's last name is enix, because in reality, square-enix is his real father.

So therefor his name Sephiroth Enix, could you get a cooler name
LOL, I Hope Thats True :P LOL

it's a misstery.

Yay, its Sephiroth Misstery!!:naughty:

hojo was the professor's last name. who calls a professor by their first name? professor jim? professor bob? maybe just college students.
no, his last name was hojo, i can't remember if i ever learned his first name.
prof. hojo, lucrecia hojo, sephiroth hojo.

He's last name is enix, because in reality, square-enix is his real father.

So therefor his name Sephiroth Enix, could you get a cooler name

sephiroth's more of a loser, so his last name would have to be square.

Han vs. Greedo. Who shot first?

Sephiroth is the product of a one-night stand and a broken prophylactic. He's an illegitimate love child. Hojo is NOT the father. Sephiroth is the bastard child of Hojo whom was unaware of Lucretia's "extra curricular" activities. Hojo was unaware of Lucretia's pregnancy until her second trimester when she sobbingly confessed to Hojo that she had kept her pregnancy a secret. She did not however, confess the truth that her child was not the product of their love affair, but instead that of a homeless man from Sector 7. Hojo named his illegitimate bastard child Sephiroth unbeknown of the truth.

The TRUTH............................................. ...........................................

Sephiroth's REAL name is BOB HINKLEY!!!

Dude....This is Safer Sephiroth.Safer is one of its forms.



sorry, never play the game before, hehe

Call me Bond... Sephiroth Bond... lol..

or is it...

Mr. Sephiroth Anderson... lol... rofl

sephiroth's more of a loser, so his last name would have to be square.

If he was a looser his name should be Enix because Enix is the worldwide looser.

He's like Mario - his last name is Sephiroth. Sephiroth Sephiroth.

laughs thats funny ^^
oh great his theme song is in my head partly mixed with Mario's O.O
strange...

Does it not strike anyone that Square forgot to give him one?

bad guys don't need last names

i bet it's Jesus. he looks like the evil side of Jesus. longer hair longer robes, EVILER powers, you name it.
just the resemblance of the evil side of Jesus

Then shouldn't his last name be Christ? It is the last name this inane thread has been discussing.

The real question is... what was his mom's bra size?

Calamitys don't have boobs.

Maybe not, but Lecrecia sure did.

Sephiroth wasn't born from Jenova. He was INFUSED with her cells when he was in Lucrecia's womb.

:P but sephiroth always refered to Jenova as his mother.

Yeah, and?

So if you asked him his mother's Bra size, then he would say:



Calamitys don't have boobs.

...


So TM, what is his mother's bra size?

I don't know how bra sizes work.


I suck :(

The real question is... what was his mom's bra size?

38D

Maybe in your backwards country, but here in America, men are the dominating factor. Only faggots (LOL! Get it?) and pussies change their last names here.

Dude, do you like, shop at Walmart, idolize George W. Bush and have a best friend named Bubba?

This has got to be one of the most uncool replies I've ever seen. Please do not give America a worse reputation than it already has. More and more women these days do not change their last name when they marry, especially those who've achieved a lot of success professionally.

And insofar as "backwards" goes, the origin of assuming someone else's last name indicated ownership...i.e, slaves, wives, etc., you know, back in the days when men wore those silly powdered wigs with those manly little ponytails with bows on the back of them.

And come ON, already!! We're talking about a video game which came from Japan, and it takes place in another world. Don't be so political.

And like, take it easy with the profanity. It makes people look pissed-off and too ignorant to think of an intelligent response. Kind of like a mad little Yosemite Sam jumpin' around and shooting smoke out of the sides of his head because of something Bugs Bunny did.

Be nice, for Chrissakes.

Han vs. Greedo. Who shot first?

Sephiroth is the product of a one-night stand and a broken prophylactic. He's an illegitimate love child. Hojo is NOT the father. Sephiroth is the bastard child of Hojo whom was unaware of Lucretia's "extra curricular" activities. Hojo was unaware of Lucretia's pregnancy until her second trimester when she sobbingly confessed to Hojo that she had kept her pregnancy a secret. She did not however, confess the truth that her child was not the product of their love affair, but instead that of a homeless man from Sector 7. Hojo named his illegitimate bastard child Sephiroth unbeknown of the truth.

The TRUTH............................................. ...........................................

Sephiroth's REAL name is BOB HINKLEY!!!


Wait a sec...I thought maybe Lucretia was getting a little on the side with Vincent. I'd say Sephiroth probably resembled him more so than Hojo. However, there's something rather amusing about the name, "Sephiroth Valetine". It sounds so emo. How about Sephiroth Crescent Valentine Enix Jenova Hinkley. It was such a long last name that he just stuck to Sephiroth, since there was never enough room on those little forms at the DMV to even put a last name. I wonder what kind of car Sephy would have driven?

Sephiroth is more a codename for him as an experiment than a true name. You shouldn`t forget that Lucrecia allowed experiments to be done with her baby.

And that all Hojo cared for was not the child, it was the experiment.

But come to think of Genesis which has a surname "Rhapsodus" it`s quite strange.

FAINARUFANTAJI I MISSED YOU!!

Wow Fainaru, saying something everyone already knows yet again, eh?

Sephiroth is more a codename for him as an experiment than a true name. You shouldn`t forget that Lucrecia allowed experiments to be done with her baby.

And that all Hojo cared for was not the child, it was the experiment.

But come to think of Genesis which has a surname "Rhapsodus" it`s quite strange.

You're wrong. His last name is Jones. He's of the Jones lineage.

Winthorpe

You're wrong. His last name is Jones. He's of the Jones lineage.

This thread officially has a winner! :D

Ding Ding Ding!

Wow, and I thought this thread was going to be insightful on the subject...

Wow, and I thought this thread was going to be insightful on the subject...

You have got to be kidding me. Insightful? A thread about Sephiroth's last name?

Roxas20, why do you make a complete dimwitt out of yourself in every single thread?

You have got to be kidding me. Insightful? A thread about Sephiroth's last name?

No, you have got to be kidding us. What's so wrong about discussing the last name, since it's never been stated before? If you don't care, then shut the hell up. God, are you people annoying.

Wow, you can't be serious.

I'll just let Espahna deal with you, since you poorly attempted to make him look like an idiot.

Wow, you can't be serious.

I'll just let Espahna deal with you, since you poorly attempted to make him look like an idiot.

"Oh, I'll just let Espahna deal with you because I'm such a pussy I can't think for myself, plus I like to suck up to others."

Go back to your drawer, half-pint.

Well I had no problem with you, since you wern't quoting me but since you're soo desperate to bring me into this:

No, you have got to be kidding us. What's so wrong about discussing the last name, since it's never been stated before? If you don't care, then shut the hell up.

There's nothing wrong with discussing it, Espahna never said that, Roxas20 came into the thread expecting to find some insightfull knowledge for some insane reason, you really expect this thread to be serious? Hahahaha, how the fuck would this thread give any insight of any kind?, there is nothing insightfull about it, and as far as the "if you don't care, don't reply" theory, you're a stupid cunt, people have as much right to mock a thread as people do to discuss the matter, no matter how retarded that may be.


God, are you people annoying.

And you're a cunt, and a annoying one at that, your last post does not dignify any sort of response, you stupid arrogant cunt.

Continue if you want to make things worse! :)

La Di Da, dude, that's all I "hear" coming from you. Now I see why you need others to fight your battles for you. Go, go now while I wait for someone who can actually form a coherent sentence.

Haha, you actually had the nerve to call me a pussy? either you can't read or you're just unable to think of a decent reply, just like a typical moron such as yourself.

A decent reply? For you? Oh no, my dear pussy, I save those for the ones who are worth it. You? You're currently between the waste produced by a large city and the stuff my dog has between his toes.

Here we go with the post evading, yet again, you either are unable to read or you can't think a reply, hell you're the cunt that came in here like he knew everything, yet you're avoiding the points brought up against you.

What points against me? You haven't raised any valid points, and by valid I mean something worth replying to, not the rubbish you posted. Really, you can stop trying to impress Espanha or Prak or your mommy now. I can wait for someone much better than you.

I raised points, you choose not to reply to them, if you were unable to understand due to your stupidity allow me to brake it down to you:


What's so wrong about discussing the last name
Nothing, but Espahna wasn't going on about how there was anything wrong with it, just how stupid it was of Roxas to expect to find any Insightfull discusion here.


If you don't care, then shut the hell up.

as far as the "if you don't care, don't reply" theory, you're a stupid cunt, people have as much right to mock a thread as people do to discuss the matter, no matter how retarded that may be.

I hope your tiny brain had the ability to understand that, or of course you could just duck and dive my points again.


you can stop trying to impress Espanha or Prak or your mommy now.

Cute, but if you remember, I had no intention of getting involved here, but being the dickhead you are, you tried to insult me anyway.

La Di Da, my friend, La Di Da. Did you "say" something? I was too busy waiting for someone else to post. You know, someone who could give me a challenge. Just my luck I get you, fresh out of the Institute of Weak Replies and Equally Weak Insults.

Yawn, yawn, big fucking yawn.

You seriously have something wrong with your head, well keep ducking my posts like a WW1 infantryman, but you only prove to enforce your own stupidity and shamelessly trying to start an argument, but not even having the balls to acknowledge others posts, is really pathetic.

On the contrary, I'm acknowledging your posts but am not bothering to reply because, quite frankly, you said nothing worth replying to.

Oh, a WWI infantryman, what a shit line. Where do you get those? Lame One-Liners'R'Us?

Haha, you don't stop do you? I must say, you're very amusing :D

do continue.

I don't see you stopping, neither. But I'll grant you proved to be a decent amusement guinea pig, until a real poster shows up. Thank you for the fun and good day.

Sephiroths last name was smith.

Sephiroth Smith.

Winner!

I don't see you stopping, neither. But I'll grant you proved to be a decent amusement guinea pig, until a real poster shows up. Thank you for the fun and good day.


lawl :rolleyes:

i r reel poaster

u want 2 taek me on?

lawl

Still don't see you stopping. Why don't you kiss some ass? Don't reply to this if you're kissing ass.

Prak, you useless piece of carbon, go away.

Still don't see you stopping. Why don't you kiss some ass? Don't reply to this if you're kissing ass.

You sound like a fucking 4 year old, you might aswell have said "don't reply or you're gay" you pathetic little cunt.

There is no carbon in me. My primary elements are meanium and bastardite.

No, you have got to be kidding us. What's so wrong about discussing the last name, since it's never been stated before? If you don't care, then shut the hell up. God, are you people annoying.


Ur only 20 posts deep, wait a while........

You sound like a fucking 4 year old, you might aswell of said "don't reply or you're gay" you pathetic little cunt.

Yes, I should of said that hahaha you fucking wart.

Prak, you're still failing, I thought you were better. Reputation too big for you, you chickenshit hick fuck?

Yeah because first grade insults are the perfect thing to say when you have fuck all to say, isn't it? as you have displayed again and again and again.

Yeah because first grade insults are the perfect thing to say when you have fuck all to say, isn't it? as you have displayed again and again and again.

Oh excuse me, because you obviously didn't do the same thing rofl


I keep telling you to stop trying but you just don't listen. Kudos for being persistent, I guess. Now go and get me a sandwich.

Actually, I brought up an argument in regards to your bullshit, and you simply avoided it, because you didn't have anything to say, you can blame it on not being able to understand it, but it is your own fault, for not having the mental capacity to actually think up a debatable response, from the point you posted, you were doomed to be used as cheap humour for our pleasure, so thanks again, obviously, you sre waaay too sacarstic to actually give a serious reply, so I won't be bothering to give you a more constructed post.

Yes, I'm sure there were loads of amusement to be had from my replies, and not your weak excuses for posts. hahaha you poor bastard.

Keep it up!, your hole is now on the verge of surfacing in China! :)

Wow talk about a tremendous cunt. TM, why are you still going at it with Octiron? I'm pretty sure they're just baiting you along and, c'mon, why give the nosepick the attention?

Because it's fun! >8(

Octirion is a pearl amoung faggots.

Killing machines don't have a last name.

Killing machines don't have a last name.

Hahaha you what?

Hahaha you what?

same retarded reply....

If you make retarded posts, you can't expect high-quality replies unless they're reaming you for being a moronic cunt. Shall I make high-quality posts to ream you for being a moronic cunt now?

I think Prak and Espanha are both gigantic cunts, but you, water2water, have them beat by miles. I don't think a single one of your posts is worth reading. Go back to momma, boy.

Killing machines don't have a last name.

Is that you Fair?

If you make retarded posts, you can't expect high-quality replies unless they're reaming you for being a moronic cunt. Shall I make high-quality posts to ream you for being a moronic cunt now?

whatever...

Haha, too complex for you huh?

Haha, too complex for you huh?

yeah it is...i don't really understand fag language...

Actually it's called the "English Language" and I'm afraid it's vastly superior to your form of "Moronic Language"

Oh, this thread looks just bad enough for me to set up camp in.
http://www.ntca.co.uk/images/TENT.GIF

Sephiroth Anderson Smith.

sephiroth valantine ;)

sephiroth valantine ;)

why valentine??

why valentine??

Because there still are some stupid people in this world who think that Vincent Valentine is Sephiroth`s father.

just kidding guys
lol

All I have to say, you are all a bunch of Fanboy nerds!!!
It's a fucking game. Stop geeking-out and over-analyzing the game!..
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...Besides, he was a fucking project!
If you want to give him a last name, it would be:
Sephiroth Shinra!

It's not Valentine, he's Hojo's little squirt.

*blinks* I dunno about you blokes, but I think I'll go eat cake now...

It is possible, however, don't you think that Vincent would have fought a wee bit harder against the Jenova project if it was his child at stake than his futile:

Are you sure
Yes im sure

and then he gives up.

He probably didn't know it was his child and therefore didn't fight as hard.

Because there still are some stupid people in this world who think that Vincent Valentine is Sephiroth`s father.

damn, if they think that, than, they are pretty stupid.

Wow, irony alert.

Wait, What is Genesis' last name? Rhapsodus?

His last name is Uchiha,... Sephiroth Uchiha:laugh:

its Sephiroth Scavenge, or Sephiroth Disrupter.

Alright, since Lucretia's last name was Crescent and she was married to Hojo, does that make Hojo's last name Crescent, and wouldnt that make Sephiroth's last name Crescent as well? Let me know if that makes sense.


sorry for double posting but i hav a question to ask..sephiroth, lucrecia, hojo are related?

I think Hojo is Hojo's last name. I remember hearing another name he had, but I've long since forgotten. So ... Sephiroth Hojo? Sephiroth Crescent sounds better.

Sephiroths last name was smith.

Sephiroth Smith.

How about Sephiroth J. Smith? Sounds snazzy no?

His last name is Byrd. End of story.

Sephiroth Byrd. I didn't name the bastard. That stupid bitch did. I told her I was like, name him something cool. And she was like...no. Then I fuckin killed her and blamed it on Hojo. Fuckin homo.