"Sneakers"

"My shoes are sneakers...
but they are not used to sneak...
... what is wrong with this?"

"Open Doors"

"I can hear the sound,
the sound of karaoke...
... please give me a sec..." *goes to close the door*

"The game we call Final Fantasy"

"Final Fantasy...
Gives me another reason
to lock the doors... heh" (... yeah, thats all I can think of)

"The poem that refuses to make sense..." o_O

Fro, Forcho!
Eek, Eco!

o_O?

What the heck are you saying?
How can I understand that no sensing?

What is this Frocho?
What is this Eco?
And... who the heck are you,
talking to me in this egloo?

Uh... erm...
Uh... hmm...

I see...
how can I not see that you are an illegal alien, looking to be free?

Well... uh...
hmm... oh...

Yeah!
Heh...
Just as a lesson
for your little blessin'
The word racecar...
when spelled backwards... is racecar.

Okay, those are pretty weird, but they are kinda funny, good for a bit of a chuckle!

Yep weird, but I thought they were funny. The sneaker one was funny when you thought about it.

"My Gamepad Broke.... the Haiku Version"


"My gamepad broke... see?
Never buy Gravis Gamepads...
oh and.... X-Box sucks" (The controler I mean)

"Resident Evil"

"Resident Evil...
It stinks, it sucks... I'm not scared...
... Jill-sandwich.....riiiiggggh......t..!"

"Moderating Moderator"

"Mods... what do we do?
we are quietly laughing...
at YOU! AH HA HA!!!!!!!!!"

Sijo Poem

"My collection, neat in everyway, will always be mine...

What type of collection are you talking about, you may ask...

...Sigh... a collection rejected love letters... yeah... my life sucks."

back to Haiku o_O

I go look around
I'm alone once more... again
No girl needs... a mog...

Going back to Sijo

"Self, I have a question to ask.. do you really exist?

It doesn't seem like it... it doesn't seem like it at all...

All the girls don't even notice me... or love me for that matter..."

Okay.... back to Haiku...

"The river flows swift
so swift that life flows by it
... girls flows faster" >_<

I was told that if you don't have enough dough, you don't eat bread... erm forgot who said that though... AH anyways!

"I've been asked many times... what friends do I know well?

My gaming consoles of course... who else would I know more of than these?

I think they meant real friends... but I don't think I can answer that question..."