i thought these out the top of my head

Ive been recently getting into kind of funny poems and this one is my weakest so here it goes


The Shower Poem

As i walk in the cold cold shower
I turn the hot up to full power
it stings my skin and melts through tin
but is so goddamn relaxin'

DAD?!

Water goes cold and freezes my back
my knuckles, elbows, and kneecaps
i cant believe he went to spoil it!
i cant believe he flushed the toilet!
(end)

this poem inspired me by a System of a Down song

The Kombucha Mushroom People

On a shiny day
in the month of may
the kombucha mushroom ppl come out to play

But what you dont know
does not show
that the kombucha mushroom ppl are a worthy foe

with razor sharp teeth
and blood red eyes
these little toadstools are are killers in disguise

but the lighter side of these nymphs
reveals weed,money,thugs and pimps
with little mushrooms all rolled in

their little civilization just like ours
they light up grass to pass the hours
and fuck eachother til theyre sour

they sit on their asses and watch the day
fade away
in the month of may

b4 i start this poem id like to note the subtitle "makes no sense"

have fun.....

Stupid Things in Life

Ihate when ppl point to their watch
when they want to know the time
what the fuck is the point
of jesters jokers clowns and mimes?
they make us laugh
when they make an ass, you do the math, their fate comes last
I wish i could just go grasp a knife so i can stab allthe stupid things in life

They bore us out of our own wits
with their silly faces and hissy fits
they break their own necks
to give us joy
then turn their backs and rape a boy
treat him like a childs toy, then i deploy
to make sure i put slugs in the head of
all the stupid things in life

Whats the point of TV Dinners?
the world is so consumed by sinners
ppl who are after money
whats the purpose when your shit is runny?
thats why im here to cause trouble
and even make God go to tears
to run amuck (sp?) and grab a bat and bash the brains of
all the stupid things in life

I detest the phrase "nothings impossible"
because some things are just completely not possible
like jumping off a charter plane
and landing on a speeding train
without getting one fucking sprain
but i can do it, yes i must survive to make sure
i will be able to choke and suffocate
all the stupid things in life

One more verse, yes one to go
it probly took long cause your so goddamn slow
pretty good poem eh? what no meaning?
stop it! stop it! just dont keep reading
Im in, im out im everywhere
just to become one of those