Sarah
08-14-2006, 06:38 AM
http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/me1.html

it's worth reading. I guarantee it.

highlight: jen had made aeris sit in a bathtub full of ice cubes and green food colouring as part of her 'cetra training.'

hb smokey
08-14-2006, 07:00 AM
Definately not reading that.

Mr. Bunniesworth
08-14-2006, 07:12 AM
... I'm a little embarrassed after reading that, cause see, I used to be Chrono Trigger's "Frog" in my former life.


http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Frog/Frog%20-%20Victory.gif
(Pinched from vigeogamesprites.net)

Setzer
08-14-2006, 04:33 PM
http://www.clhwindsor.co.uk/emooil.JPG

Ok So Im Abusing This Picture But It Suits Mir?

Hex Omega
08-14-2006, 04:42 PM
Lol, internet.

Desert Wolf
08-14-2006, 04:46 PM
Lol, internet.

jewess crabcake
08-14-2006, 04:48 PM
too long better things to do.... summary?

Denny
08-14-2006, 04:50 PM
ffvii4life~

TeknoBlade
08-14-2006, 08:02 PM
highlight: jen had made aeris sit in a bathtub full of ice cubes and green food colouring as part of her 'cetra training.'

If you want people to read it, don't highlight something this retarded. If that's really the best thing on that page, it's definitely not worth reading.

Sarah
08-16-2006, 11:24 PM
it's pretty hilarious and you are a big mean and I hope someone puts you through cetra training.

Black Paladin
08-16-2006, 11:52 PM
God why did I read all that. Cetra training, Jenova, Past lives. What else... oh Gatorade. What fucking BS LOL. Also He believed it, haha, what a cunt.

Sarah
08-17-2006, 12:25 AM
he didn't "believe it." he put up with it.

how you got that he believed it is beyond me.

Black Paladin
08-17-2006, 12:33 AM
He said it somewhere near the start, when they where doing 'magic'or near the section. I wasn't saying he believed it the whole time, but that he believed he was 'Zack' pfft FFS. What a retard he is.

Sarah
08-17-2006, 02:44 AM
he never believed he was Zack. Zack was his online name. he went along with what they were doing but never bought into it; he believed they were nutjobs the whole time.

Setzer
08-25-2006, 06:12 PM
Ok Having Now Read This Entire Thing (i Read About 5 Paragraphs Last time And Went Meh) Trolling The Forums Late At Night Looking For Something In The FF7 Section To Be Disagreeable About.

Anyways This Was A Really Entertaining Read And While It All Smells Of Fiction... I Was Either Pissing My Pants Laughing Or Genuinely Concerned At The Possibility Of This Being True.

I Myself Would like to Meet This 'Jen' And Possibly Marry Into Her Cetra Cult It Sounds Like A Sweet Deal To Me... If Im Going To Be Put in A Bathtub With Green Ice Cubes Im Going to Be Turned On Right There...

Avinite
08-25-2006, 06:48 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bookmark'd.

FF1WithAllThieves
08-26-2006, 04:17 AM
Jen needs to visit a psychiatrist and possibly have a lobotomy.

Holkeye
09-29-2006, 12:36 AM
"He" is a she.

Olde
09-29-2006, 01:31 AM
the highlight is definitely when he found the purple dildo.

J. Peterman
09-29-2006, 01:53 AM
cloud u r gay lol

clu
10-01-2006, 09:27 AM
Is it worth wasting my time on reading?

What's it about anyway?

DarkEyedCloud
10-03-2006, 07:00 PM
I love it when people lose touch with reality. Sorry to whoever wrote that whole webpage, if it actually happened, but that's some shit that might be too funny to be true.

JacktheRipper
10-12-2006, 10:31 AM
How is there no mention of Acid?

Dotman12
10-12-2006, 08:46 PM
I agree with daRKEYED CLOUD

NorseFTX
10-13-2006, 12:26 AM
That was a bit...disturbing......
>>
<<
...If Jen really is real, I hope she's okay, or that she's able to find help....
Oo
><

z.zetsumei
10-23-2006, 11:23 PM
not reading that....but i still detest the game

Black Paladin
10-23-2006, 11:27 PM
It's got very little to do with the game itself, more a warped real-life take on the game.

NorseFTX
10-23-2006, 11:30 PM
Yeah...>>
At first, I thought there isn't anything too bad with being obsessed with FF7, and it's generally harmless and everything....
But now I think there are some people out there....that are TOOO obsessed...Oo
They need help. I really am serious. ><

clu
10-24-2006, 12:18 PM
Yeah...>>
At first, I thought there isn't anything too bad with being obsessed with FF7, and it's generally harmless and everything....
But now I think there are some people out there....that are TOOO obsessed...Oo
They need help. I really am serious. ><

How do you mean by too obsessed?

Like, I'd say I'm fairly in love with the game, but what would you classify as too obsessed?

:P

Firefly99
10-24-2006, 01:47 PM
I know Jen, and I can vouch that

1) it's all lies

2) if she did have a secret cult it would be really good fun.

Prak
10-24-2006, 02:54 PM
As if anyone's gonna buy that, you silly cultist.

Zachron
11-14-2006, 02:23 AM
Yeah, I mean, your lack of post count just reeks of being here just for the sake of damage control... Afterall if what the person said is not true, then nothing is hurt by it. We don't know the person, she lacks fame of any sort, and we wouldn't even know she exists if not for this "warning site." If she were run into elsewhere she would simply not be recognized. As it is, your post is only lending credance to the site, even if you intention is to defend your friend's reputation.

ruin_sword
11-19-2006, 09:26 AM
There isn't one for any game there all hard work put into all games
but nothin is bad about ffVII it's simpily the greatest

z.zetsumei
11-20-2006, 05:37 PM
There isn't one for any game there all hard work put into all games
but nothin is bad about ffVII it's simpily the greatest

hey guys...we got another fanboy here

hey ruin...if you're not gonna discuss the link...