hi there. first thread so dont blast me. how does cloud trave between conatants on a motorbike. If no more landmass has popped up how can he ride a motorbike between contants. i think that since cid has a new airship he gave cloud the old highwind and where tha fuk are all the chocobos because in the game they were every where

You see what he does is he lures fat guys into a dark alley with promises of Chubby Hubby With Grease ice cream and waits for them to pass out (I hear fatties do that a lot), then he loads his motorcycle into the guy's "Fruit 'o the Looms" underpants and gets Megatron to pull the elastic back. When Megatron lets go, usually because he forgets to TiVo The L Word on HBO, Cloud is violently launched into the upper stratosphere. There's a big mechanical Maria Sharapova stationed up there (she is from Masters of the Universe) up there, and she hits him back down with a tennis racket to stop the presses. She is a good shot so she always hits him where he needs to be.

Conatants?? Ha ha.

hi there. first thread so dont blast me. how does cloud trave between conatants on a motorbike. If no more landmass has popped up how can he ride a motorbike between contants. i think that since cid has a new airship he gave cloud the old highwind and where tha fuk are all the chocobos because in the game they were every where


"Build a bridge out of her!"

]You see what he does is he lures fat guys into a dark alley with promises of Chubby Hubby With Grease ice cream and waits for them to pass out (I hear fatties do that a lot), then he loads his motorcycle into the guy's "Fruit 'o the Looms" underpants and gets Megatron to pull the elastic back. When Megatron lets go, usually because he forgets to TiVo The L Word on HBO, Cloud is violently launched into the upper stratosphere. There's a big mechanical Maria Sharapova stationed up there (she is from Masters of the Universe) up there, and she hits him back down with a tennis racket to stop the presses. She is a good shot so she always hits him where he needs to be[/B].

Do you mean continents?

Do you mean continents?

lol, what does that mean?

lol, what does that mean?

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Good point, badly put.

Plothole?

Good point, badly put.

Plothole?

Of course it's not a plothole. When I watched Advent Children, and thats scene came up, it wasn't the first thing that came to mind, and even later on when it did came to mind, it doesn't have any effect whatsoever on the movie's story. :p

There are many ways to cross water.
They might have build a bridge, there may have been ferrys, Cloud's bike may be able to ride on water, Cloud's bike maybe wasn't able to ride on water, and had to drive with it underwater, wearing a scuba-diving-outfit and air-mask. =P

Did Cloud ride his bike through water or something? I never remember that in AC...

Or maybe he knows how to fly?

but seriously, plothole.

Of course it's not a plothole. When I watched Advent Children, and thats scene came up, it wasn't the first thing that came to mind, and even later on when it did came to mind, it doesn't have any effect whatsoever on the movie's story. :p

There are many ways to cross water.
They might have build a bridge, there may have been ferrys, Cloud's bike may be able to ride on water, Cloud's bike maybe wasn't able to ride on water, and had to drive with it underwater, wearing a scuba-diving-outfit and air-mask. =P

Isn't it obvious, he just picked it up and jumped across.

Gosh! :rolleyes:

woah.. this reminds me of a game where at one point you have to find a ferri to transport your car across water but first you had to gamble for some money to pay for the trip.. or maybe that was in RL.

I think it was intentional, rather than a missed plothole. It's the same principle as why characters are rarely (if at all) eating, the lack of urination, etc. The movie would drag if it were to show Cloud waiting in line to board a ferry, or simply hitching a ride on Cid's Airship. There wouldn't be any plot points to hit, so it would be wasted scenes. They might aswell not skip scenes, and just show Cloud riding his bike to and from story points. Wasted movie time.

exactly...i was gonna say the exact same thing,
well not exact, but along the same lines...

where in the film does cloud swap coninents, though? we only see him in Midgar, Healing Lodge (which i assume is near Kalm) and the Forgotten Capital. all are on the same continent.

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and the Forgotten Capital. all are on the same continent.

Check the map for Forgotten Capital, lad.

lol there are several reasons for cloud's bike getting over the water, first of all is the Turks. They COULD have given him a lift over the water in their helicopter ( as they did seem to be helping him out during the film )

or as someone said before : a ferry?

thank u 1 and all for replying and i no i spelt continent wrong

Or maybe he knows how to fly?

but seriously, plothole.
That has to be the most contradictory post in the entire Internet. "He can fly but his bike is a plothole."

A plothole is usually when something happens earlier in the movie, like Marlenne gets kidnapped, and then later in the movie that event is ignored, like Marlenne is at Midgar again but Cloud never went to save her.

I.E. TSENG BEING ALIVE IS A PLOTHOLE, BECAUSE HE DIED IN THE GAME AND NO ONE BOTHERED TO EXPLAIN WHY HE'S ALIVE LIKE THEY EXPLAINED RUFUS BEING ALIVE! AND EVEN RUFUS BEING ALIVE IS A LOAD OF BULL!

Don't dumb asses ever bother to research the meaning of words anymore? I remember back in the day, they used to drag dumb asses out to the fields and shoot them like dogs if they used words improperly.


Cloud's bike maybe wasn't able to ride on water, and had to drive with it underwater, wearing a scuba-diving-outfit and air-mask. =PWhat about the Underwater Materia? Oh, right, Cloud lost his Materia when Loz stole it. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PLOTHOLE!


thank u 1 and all for replying and i no i spelt continent wrongWhat? You spelt a whole lot more than "continent" wrong, you idiot.

Who cares how Cloud got to the other continent? No one seems to care that two men from Shinra built a house on the outskirts of Kalm (Reno and Rude obviously built it, since Rufus is a cripple and Elena isn't about to break a nail by doing any work, and Tseng is dead) with full electricity, plumbing, wiring, and all that. No one cares that despite the fact Shinra was GONE, the company SOMEHOW errected a monument at the location where Meteor was about to hit before the Lifestream stopped it. No one cares about any of that other shit, but yet they want to bicker about how Cloud got from one continent to another.

But here, I made a diagram for all of you. Be happy.

I believe the thread is about the mystery behind continent jumping, not every major plothole in the movie.

All of your points can be proved wrong, if you keep in mind the timespan between the game and movie (house being built, memorial), or simply watched the movie again (Marlene), excluding Tseng's ressurection. I didn't understand that either.

All of your points can be proved wrong, if you keep in mind the timespan between the game and movie (house being built, memorial)Yes, thank you Captain Obvious! That was my point! In two years, maybe someone (-coughthesamemysteriouscorporationbehindthememorial cough-) built freeways connecting all the continents. Damn, Captain Obvious, nothing gets by you...

or simply watched the movie again (Marlene)Oops, I typed too soon. Looks like you overlooked the minor (-coughmajorcough-) fact that I was making an EXAMPLE.

Captain Obvious can see what's at the tip of his nose, but no further nor closer.

So GG you ARE a grown adult that acts like a two year old, i thought it was just me.=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O

You act like I care about what some stupid teen bitch thinks about others on the Internet.

ooh i'm a bitch... nice... TRY HARDER. That's not a good enough insult, thats the typical Chicken Shit i hear from Haters like you all day. But then again, hey if you don't care about what i think.DONT REPLY TO MY POSTS. Comprende ese?
Let Me Write What I Want And Don't Say Shit. Comprende?

You act like I care about what some stupid teen bitch thinks about others on the Internet.

Fuck...off...

Ok Cloud and Sephiroth learned to FLY and you fucking ask how cloud moved his motorcycle beteween CONTANTS?!?!

ooh i'm a bitch... nice... TRY HARDER. That's not a good enough insult, thats the typical Chicken Shit i hear from Haters like you all day. But then again, hey if you don't care about what i think.DONT REPLY TO MY POSTS. Comprende ese?
Let Me Write What I Want And Don't Say Shit. Comprende?Wow, you fail at English pretty hard. By the way, since you insist I act like a two year old, I'm guessing it's common for two year olds to own your teen bitch ass at English. Doesn't it make you feel really pathetic when a two year old is more intelligent than you, a Jr. High student?


Fuck...off...Right. I'll get right on that. It's at the top of my "To Do" list.

LET'S ARGUE ON THIS HERE INTERNETS AND IMPRESS ALL OUR E-FRIENDS AND MYSPACE FRIENDS!!

Right. I'll get right on that. It's at the top of my "To Do" list.

Make sure that you do...

LET'S ARGUE ON THIS HERE INTERNETS AND IMPRESS ALL OUR E-FRIENDS AND MYSPACE FRIENDS!!That sounds like an awesome idea! Why didn't I think of that? Probably because I'm too busy "fuck... off..."ing.

That sounds like an awesome idea! Why didn't I think of that? Probably because I'm too busy "fuck... off..."ing.

You have plenty
of time to do both!!! :D

That sounds like an awesome idea! Why didn't I think of that? Probably because I'm too busy "fuck... off..."ing.

You better be fuck offing, or I'll kick your ass on the internets.

You heard me, that's right. I'll punch my laptop which is currently radiating my balls so hard you'll feel it! How do you like those grapes?

I would love for you to punch your laptop so hard that I'll feel it. Could you please punch it with your face, though?

I would love for you to punch your laptop so hard that I'll feel it. Could you please punch it with your face, though?

No.

Wow, you fail at English pretty hard. By the way, since you insist I act like a two year old, I'm guessing it's common for two year olds to own your teen bitch ass at English. Doesn't it make you feel really pathetic when a two year old is more intelligent than you, a Jr. High student?


OOh.... GG.. you replied to me... i ... just ... can't believe it... YOU REALLY DO CARE.... what this teenage bitch thinks! :rolleyes:

DON'T REPLY TO MY POSTS
Preaching to me about English... Well considering you've had more experience with english considering your out of school, you should be schooling me in english.I'm in highschool, you are grown. DUH, the older you get the more knowledge your supposed to obtain.(i guess thats not true in your case)So Shut Up because i never claimed that my english was the Shit.

And my saying that your two, if you weren't smart enough to realize that i was saying that you ACT like your two.
And although we have perfect english fanatics on this forum, IT IS STILL THE INTERNET 8 times out of 10 most people dont write as they normally do or even in perfect english for that matter .In fact they write with abreviations and the such. You just realized how stupid you sounded Right!? It's all right chillax GG at least no one else believes your over the age of 10.

And because i know you care Soooo much your gonna reply to this, make sure to use proper english, alright GG, i don't want your facade to fail.
Talk To You Later

Well considering you've had more experience with english considering your out of school, you should be schooling me in english.I was an English nazi by the time I was ten. Because unlike you, I wasn't put into the World's Biggest Daycare for Little Kids (-coughInternetcough-).


DUH, the older you get the more knowledge your supposed to obtain.Awesome. Now if only you could obtain more knowlege.


(i guess thats not true in your case)What's this bullshit? First you claim I'm smarter then you, then you claim I'm not. Make up your mind, silly girl.


And although we have perfect english fanatics on this forum, IT IS STILL THE INTERNET 8 times out of 10 most people dont write as they normally do or even in perfect english for that matter .My optic sensors fail to translate Retardnese. Please try using an intelligible language, preferably English or Japanese.


Shut Up because i never claimed that my english was the Shit.You don't need to make that claim; everyone here can see your English is shit.


And my saying that your two, if you weren't smart enough to realize that i was saying that you ACT like your two. And you obviously aren't smart enough to realize I was saying, "I don't care what you think ABOUT PEOPLE."


And because i know you care Soooo much your gonna reply to this, make sure to use proper english, alright GG, i don't want your facade to fail.I don't need to take orders from you. I'll do whatever I want, including laughing at you.


Talk To You LaterOh, yay, I'm so excited! A girl is going to talk to me later! This is just like having the girlfriend I never had!

Back on topic: Nothing you said in your original post implied you meant Shinra built bridges, or that your Marlene example wasn't a valid example, and by taking that and turning it into flame fuel, just shows your ingnorance.

Learn that people don't get offended by some dolt on a message forum, that insulting people is about as immature as one can get (especially over the internet), and that turning a false comment into a false truth because someone proved you wrong reinforces the affore mentioned points. Grow up.

Another fine contribute to the Advent Children section of FFshrine, this thread.

Back on topic: Nothing you said in your original post implied you meant Shinra built bridges, or that your Marlene example wasn't a valid example, and by taking that and turning it into flame fuel, just shows your ingnorance.

Learn that people don't get offended by some dolt on a message forum, that insulting people is about as immature as one can get (especially over the internet), and that turning a false comment into a false truth because someone proved you wrong reinforces the affore mentioned points.[quote]Holy shit! Captain Obvious strikes again! Captain, Captain, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can! Gooooo CAPTAIN!

[quote]Grow up.I'll get right on that. It's the second thing on my Things To Do list, right under fuck off.

Alright GG you made no sense here, and the only reason you broke up my post and "corrected me" because i chewed you out when you tried to speak spanish in the musashi thread. But as of right now i'm through with you, words of advice GG grow up and don't you tell me to because im a teenager i'm allowed to be a tidbit irresponcible.

Alright GG you made no sense here, and the only reason you broke up my post and "corrected me" because i chewed you out when you tried to speak spanish in the musashi thread.You logic fails. Check the timestamp on my post here, then check the timestamp on your post in the Musashi thread. Wait, actually, check the timestamp on my post you here, then check the timestamp on my post you "corrected" in the Musashi thread. Because I posted here before I went there.


But as of right now i'm through with you,Aww. Does this mean you won't talk to me later?


words of advice GG grow up and don't you tell me to because im a teenager i'm allowed to be a tidbit irresponcible.I remember back in my day, parents would beat "irresponcible" little shits like you. If you weren't out in the backyard raking up dog poo, you were eating a knuckle sandwhich. New generation has it so easy and yet they always bitch and moan about stupid shit like "no one understands me."

Haha God look at you...

God looks at me and smiles at the good job I'm doing.

There will be no prick of such prestige again I can assure you. Congrats on all the hard work.

Oh, why thank you for your love an attention.

:smrt:

Calm down *passes the dutchie to de left hand side*

Doesn't Healing Lodge remind you of Mideel? I was pretty sure it was at first.

:smrt:

Calm down *passes the dutchie to de left hand side*

Doesn't Healing Lodge remind you of Mideel? I was pretty sure it was at first.

lol nope :D

just been reading through this forum....if anyof you have the special edition of ffac, you can view the interviews with the creator....

For those who cant, here is a brief sum up...

Basically the guy who directed it was a newbie to the film industry and wanted to get the point across that it doesnt matter that cloud can jump 1000 foot into the air or can travel from continent - ***continent....spelt correctly lol **** to continent..

The head honcho decided that "to hell with a the political side of things" and that he was not worried at all about people who said, why can Cloud jump so far. and fly...

- - -

The effect he was going for was ACTION ... nothing more, it was designed to be a good movie, (thats arguable) but in the end, it was just a sequal to a game due to popular demand from the fans...

LET THIS BE A LESSON

Many people, myself included really wanted a sequal to the FF7 game, however many were also dissapointed with the outcome, in other words, to quote a rather famous rock band

"You cant always get what you want!!!"

The effect he was going for was ACTION ...

-_- I see ...

Lol, i think that the whole "everyone team up on GG" is funny. Lol Irvybabe, Paladin, Dokusou and everyone else. This thread made my day!

LOL, our pleasure i'm sure.

I think they didn't really have to bother with that. Yes it made fans wonder but who cares. The movie was still cool, wasn't it?
Anyways, I did wonder that myself...maybe they made bridges above water because in fact there were new things built in the world of Gaia. So I think that possibly they could have added bridges or maybe Cid could have gotten to place to place...but then again he didn't really talk to very many people in the beginning of the movie so there for it had to be bridges since he was Mr. Manic Mood Pants all the time.

Lol, i think that the whole "everyone team up on GG" is funny. Lol Irvybabe, Paladin, Dokusou and everyone else. This thread made my day!Why do you find it funny, you stupid ho? The fact that I can take all of 'em on? You act like you've never seen a troll before.