I once heard a rumour about the use of the super sweeper.
It said if you talk to Cid's wife ( I forget her name) 364 times she'll offer to fix the rocket for you. She supposedly then takes the super sweeper and uses it to rebuild the rocket. You can then ride the rocket to outer space and land on the moon. There's a new weapon there called the cheese weapon. ( how lame!!!) You then have ten seconds to touch it before you run out of oxygen, as it's skipping across the moon. You then fight it.

It has 2,000,000,000 hp, 20,000 mp and these are it's attacks and what they do:

Sharp cheddar which does 8000+ physical damage
Cheese sneeze which does 5000+ damage and poison and confu to all
Cheese freeze whicd does 7000+ ice damage on 1
Cheese breeze which is 5000+ wind damage to all
Cheese degrees which does 8000+ fire damage to 1
Death by cheese which does 9999 to all and can only be reduced by castin shield or barrier before hand. It's supposed to use this when reduced to 1,000,000 hp
Vitamin cheese which heals it by 9999 hp


You supposedly get 1,000,000 exp, ap and gil for defeating it.
It gets worse.
This guy said you can morph it into a cheese source, which raises all stats to 255, and you get a cheese ring for winning and can steal a cheese armlet. If you can equip it in battle, which you can't because it's not FF 10, you'll absorb all damage from it's attacks as hp!

If anyone knows a stupider rumour, which has gotta be impossible, or got any additions to this or any other rumours put them underneath here, so we can laugh at whoever was stupid enough to make this up, and think people would believe it.

You obviously aint been here very long they always have stupid rumours about FF especially VII.
Like with the Chocobos and Weapons so dont believe in it its bollocks

You sir, aren't even remotely funny.

but ff7 and cheese is such a great combination, especially of the cheese in question is pepperjack ;-;;

The only thing funny about this is that some FFVII fans would actually be stupid enough to try this.

HAHAHEHELOLHAHA
THAT IS THEY MOST FUNNEST AND STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AND A THING ONLY DUMB ASSES WOULD TRY
HAHAHEHELOLHAHA

HAHAHEHELOLHAHA
THAT IS THEY MOST FUNNEST AND STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AND A THING ONLY DUMB ASSES WOULD TRY
HAHAHEHELOLHAHA

hehe... i can just see some ignorant dumb-ass sitting there for a couple hours just talking to cids wife repeatedly... lmfao...

hehe... i can just see some ignorant dumb-ass sitting there for a couple hours just talking to cids wife repeatedly... lmfao...
lol, so can i...

360...361...362...363...364............ What the fuck!! It didn't work! God Dam piece of shit game motherfucker.

Where the hell did that one come from? lol

I can't believe anyone would fall for something like that. Have people actually tried that one out?

Well it wouldn't suprise me. All I can say is that they should try and curb their cheese fetish a little :laugh:

Rude666, I know it's not real but could you imagine talking to 1 person 364 times. I heard 'bout sumthin called alpha leviathan two, plus a way of reviving Aeris which requires over 1,000,000 AP at least!!!

Am I missing something or are people stupid enough to try this?

Am I missing something or are people stupid enough to try this?

they are.

You sir, aren't even remotely funny.

I never thought I would say this, but, I agree with him...

Are you talking bout me?

they are.



I am saddened.

I am saddened.

I am overrun with hysterical laughter.

And yes, he was talking about you Rude666.
And I say that was uncalled for on his part.

We need to use names not him or her or that guy. But aren't you saddened by people's stupidity

We need to use names not him or her or that guy. But aren't you saddened by people's stupidity

I forot the names of BOBA MODINA2000 And the first insulter.

But yes, peoples utter stupidity saddens me greatly.

Look at the quote. and asdlkwfhlsdf_KWDJandLIDS, I think Neo Xzhan was referring to the poster of this thread. Because Rude was not trying to be funny, why would he post a comment about Rude trying to be funny? Don't try to start shit, it looks to me like the old divide and conquer trick, I have no problem with Rude, he brings a fresh breath to the shrine, unlike you!

I Tried all of that but it would work... :-(

Why do people want to fight if it fucks them up?

Well I am blatently trying that tonight.

Happy to hear it boba

The biggest hole in this is that Cid is most certainly not married, ESPECIALLY not to Shera.

Look at the quote. and asdlkwfhlsdf_KWDJandLIDS, I think Neo Xzhan was referring to the poster of this thread. Because Rude was not trying to be funny, why would he post a comment about Rude trying to be funny? Don't try to start shit, it looks to me like the old divide and conquer trick, I have no problem with Rude, he brings a fresh breath to the shrine, unlike you!

Thats what I meant...

Go on.

The biggest hole in this is that Cid is most certainly not married, ESPECIALLY not to Shera.

Good point, i didn't think of that (slaps herself on the head)

Cid isn't married. There is no way to fix the rocket. There is no super sweeper. There is no cheese shredder thing. You are a piece of shit. I thought the rumor of Aerith was stupid, I stand corrected.

Cid isn't married. There is no way to fix the rocket. There is no super sweeper. There is no cheese shredder thing. You are a piece of shit. I thought the rumor of Aerith was stupid, I stand corrected.


"The Super Sweeper"? are they referring to the "Mop" weapon you can get for Cid? I'm just curious, I've never heard of the Super Sweeper rumour....

Yeah, and the cheese thing was literally the most annoying thing I have ever had to read in my life. It burnt the eyes! What gets people off doing stuff like this, the fact that they think they might be wasting some idiots time somewhere?!? Despicable...

"The Super Sweeper"? are they referring to the "Mop" weapon you can get for Cid? I'm just curious, I've never heard of the Super Sweeper rumour....

Yeah, and the cheese thing was literally the most annoying thing I have ever had to read in my life. It burnt the eyes! What gets people off doing stuff like this, the fact that they think they might be wasting some idiots time somewhere?!? Despicable...

These are people who sit at home jacking off tring to get high off os cat nip or something and posting drunken nuggets of idiocy.

"The Super Sweeper"? are they referring to the "Mop" weapon you can get for Cid? I'm just curious, I've never heard of the Super Sweeper rumour....

Yeah, and the cheese thing was literally the most annoying thing I have ever had to read in my life. It burnt the eyes! What gets people off doing stuff like this, the fact that they think they might be wasting some idiots time somewhere?!? Despicable...

you win the super sweeper (a toy version of those robot thingies around the reactors at the begining of the game) at the gold sauser speed game

and according to the cheese rumour the cheeze weapon unleashes cheeseasauruse rexes (the ones frome the cheese whiz commercials)

that's true. I also heard if you go to Fort Condor with the super sweeper and talk to the old man before Cloud's coma, you get a flying tiny bronco instead of the highwind.

Stop saying things like that, it gets anoying like the things with Aeris and her revival

HAHA!!! That's a good rumour

I beg to differ.

All of these rumours are bullshit! none of them can or do happen!

just stop when your only behind a little...

It's like I always say: "I heard that if you play FFVII naked while your house is being robbed, you might get raped."

Unfortunately, this one might actually work.

It's like I always say: "I heard that if you play FFVII naked while your house is being robbed, you might get raped."

Unfortunately, this one might actually work.

LOL

OR: If you kiss someone with a cole-sore you may get herpes!

This one can't happen but a cole-sore is actually a form of Herpes.......:S

How do people come up with these things

magic???

Good guess but mayby Magic Pixie Dust?

Good guess but mayby Magic Pixie Dust?

Your talking about magic and pixies and your sposed to be a heavy metal maniac..... Dude

Rumor????? ok.....>Cloud is gay ^_^ huhuuhuhh

What are you on about Nob?

My point is that those threads sucks.Whats the meaning to talk silly stupid things geeeeeeeeeee......WTF!!!

My point is that those threads sucks.Whats the meaning to talk silly stupid things geeeeeeeeeee......WTF!!!

a good laugh at others expence

There is nothing here that's even remotely funny.

There is nothing here that's even remotely funny.

AGREED

"The Super Sweeper"? are they referring to the "Mop" weapon you can get for Cid? I'm just curious, I've never heard of the Super Sweeper rumour....

If that is what it is reffering to, then the person that wrote this is either dislexic of just a plain-n-simple dumbass.

If that is what it is reffering to, then the person that wrote this is either dislexic of just a plain-n-simple dumbass.


I'd say both.

The super sweeper is just one of those random useless prizes you get at Gold Saucer.

Cid's weapon, the Mop, is somethng totally unrelated.

The super sweeper is just one of those random useless prizes you get at Gold Saucer.

Cid's weapon, the Mop, is somethng totally unrelated.

Ok, thanks!