Holy shit, brace yourself! (requires Quicktime) (http://norma.fam-lee.net/pafiledb/pafiledb.php?action=download&id=15)

Seriously, you'd think God wouldn't let people that sound like that make songs like this.

my ears... they bleed...

GOOD FUCK!! What a heap of utter shit. I thought it would be some kind of metal crap but no, it's absolutely awful acoustic with two chords(I think). I love how the guy must have been deaf not to have realised how horrendously awful the music he was producing truly was. I love the slick vocals as he says "Ask Jesus", the song would make you want to puke. Ask Jesus? More like more any shred of religious belief inside of me has well and truly been decimated by that song. What a tard.

i've heard worse tho it did crack me up

be amazed
http://www.himot.com/mazedandamazed.mov

GOOD FUCK!! What a heap of utter shit. I thought it would be some kind of metal crap but no, it's absolutely awful acoustic with two chords(I think). I love how the guy must have been deaf not to have realised how horrendously awful the music he was producing truly was. I love the slick vocals as he says "Ask Jesus", the song would make you want to puke. Ask Jesus? More like more any shred of religious belief inside of me has well and truly been decimated by that song. What a tard.

Here's the kicker: that "singer" is a woman.

Here's the kicker: that "singer" is a woman.
I have no reason not to believe you so HOLY SHIT! Did 'she' have 'her' vocal chords run over as a child or something?

No.

If you take the url from that link above and just go to the domain, you'll see her website. She looks like she's in her freakin' 90's.

But still. Fucking awful vocals.

I believed you and after listening to it with that information in mind, they voice does resemble a females a little. A little. Also what exactly is she asking Jesus? When her time will come? She really is about ninety.

http://norma.fam-lee.net/pafiledb/styles/default/images/logo.gif



Also, I found a great quote on her homepage;



Note: Different is refreshing!

she did anal porn in the 70's and is starting to get scared she will end up with the devil getting sodomized 24/7

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holy shit. That is.....my god. I am at a loss for words. Oh and Mossy, may I please use that quote:


Originally Posted by Norma Lee Singer-Songwriter's Webpage
Note: Different is refreshing!

As my new signature?

By all means. Although you should probably copy Odin's link into your sig too so people know what you mean.

HAHA! yea I will do that. HAHAHAHA I am listening to the song again...HAHAHAHA It is quite funny actually.

Does anyone have a gun I could quickly burrow??

In the process of writing thses lyrics down, I have come to the conclusion that Norma Lee, singer-songwriter, suffers from throat cancer.

You woke up this morning
With an ache in your heart
Knowing not where to turn
Or where to start

Ask Jesus
Ask Jesus
To come sit on your heart
He'll turn your life around
Ask Jesus
Ask Jesus

There's so many out there hurting
That knows not where to turn
Turn into Jesus
With all of their concerns

Ask Jesus
Ask Jesus
To come sit on your heart
He'll turn your life around
Ask Jesus
Ask Jesus

There's people actually starving
For something they can't find
Turn into Jesus
It doesn't cost you a dime

Ask Jesus
Ask Jesus
To come sit on your heart
He'll turn your life around
Ask Jesus
Ask Jesus

hahaha oh man this is awesome.

Did anyone else notice the second long guitar pauses as she changed chord?

I can't stop laughing whenever she 'sings' the ask jesus part. Fantastic.

Good effort at getting those lyrics down Mossy...

Can you still feel your legs??

Good effort at getting those lyrics down Mossy...

Can you still feel your legs??

bro I lost my bloody sense of direction after hearing that.

bro I lost my bloody sense of direction after hearing that.

Bruss...thats what you said last night

Where can I buy the album guys?

Bruss...thats what you said last night

Well bruss, I just said that to make you feel better.



Where can I buy the album guys?

I am currently locating it, I will PM you when I source it.

Good effort at getting those lyrics down Mossy...

Can you still feel your legs??
The left one's fine, I had to gnaw off the right one to keep my sanity. Honestly though, that song cracks me up so much that it was worth it.

The left one's fine, I had to gnaw off the right one to keep my sanity. Honestly though, that song cracks me up so much that it was worth it.

Hope you got a turbo charged buggy to get around on now dude, pump out ask jesus on your subwoofers.

Norma WHY! Why norma!! she must have been smoking crack or something and had jesus sitting next to her when she wrote it!

What is better: Ask jesus by our spiritual leader Norma Lee or the crazy frog's number one hit?

Hey, I have a really good one by her. (I'm serious it's actually good)

Thank You Pope John Paul2 (http://norma.fam-lee.net/pafiledb/pafiledb.php?action=download&id=21)

hahahaha...

"Thank you john paul the second, thank you, thank you"

Awww crap...she is killing me!!!!
This is great!! F*cking golden work dude!!

Have you got anymore??

Do you want to know why her songs are all religious? She claims to have met Jesus, I shit you not.

singer/songwriter/publisher/author and prayer warrior.
I saw Jesus 5 1/2 years ago and my life started changing.

Mom's Flower Garden (http://norma.fam-lee.net/pafiledb/pafiledb.php?action=download&id=9)

And what did she do before jesus came over for coffee?? Does it say anything about that?

You've done your homework dude! Norma lee would bless you, maybe even write a song about you...

"ohh thank you mossy, thank you, thank you"

mossy - would you want to meet jesus after hearing norma lee??

Great fuck, this is great;

Hannah Bannah (http://norma.fam-lee.net/pafiledb/pafiledb.php?action=download&id=22)

"oh yeah your daddys little hannah bannah
hannah bannah thats what you are
yeah your daddies hannah bannah
your daddies little girl
your the apple of his eye
next to your mum
your his whole world
dont you realise hannaha bannah
that your daddies little girl
oh yeah you daddies hannah bannah "

This women needs an award! What site are you getting this fucking awesome shit from mossy, this is insane!

http://norma.fam-lee.net/

Thank Odin though, he discovered this treasure trove of talent. It's shitty, she doesn't have a myspace, I was like sooo totally going to ask her to be my friend. I think this one's pretty good too;

One Leg To Stand On (http://norma.fam-lee.net/pafiledb/pafiledb.php?action=download&id=17)

Her shitty voice is beginning to slightly resemble Wayne Coyne's. All of her songs have got a hint of This Here Giraffe in them =(

Odin - Good work.

Its like nusery ryhmes hijacked by bill gates on LCD with a twist of mental retardness...

Will you invite her to sing at your funeral? Listening to her I feel like I am already gone...

Actually go to the message board. She's asking people what Christmas songs she should sing. I know, "FUCK UP", did you ever hear that one you piece of shit.

"For I can practice them along with
Salty Christmas and Old Red Santa Suit.
My dream is to have a Christmas song out for ever. Betting Old Red Santa Suit is it!
Just like Jingle Bells is here to stay every Christmas."
Norma Lee

I suggest, the macaraina on the edge of a cliff...

She has forever made my mothers name harder and harder to say...
Im of to bed. Catch you later mossy. Be good and follow norm...I mean jesus

"oh yeah your daddys little hannah bannah
hannah bannah thats what you are
yeah your daddies hannah bannah
your daddies little girl
your the apple of his eye
next to your mum
your his whole world
dont you realise hannaha bannah
that your daddies little girl
oh yeah you daddies hannah bannah "

This women needs an award! What site are you getting this fucking awesome shit from mossy, this is insane

hahaha, I have just discovered all of the song links good old mossy has graced us with. Lovely stuff! I would really like to meet this person...

mossy - would you want to meet jesus after hearing norma lee??
It depends. If he has calmed down a little in the last 5 and a half years, sure, but if he hasn't mellowed out, no. He might shoot me in the throat and riddle me with arthritis, especially in the fingers just like he did poor Norma Lee. =(

She's going to read all of these comments and be sad. " :( "


Way to go guys.

It depends. If he has calmed down a little in the last 5 and a half years, sure, but if he hasn't mellowed out, no. He might shoot me in the throat and riddle me with arthritis, especially in the fingers just like he did poor Norma Lee. =(

lol! Yea, i noticed her poor voice cracking and croaking in her songs. poor woman...I wonder how old she is..

She's going to read all of these comments and be sad. " :( "


Way to go guys.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a276/thegoldenage/Untitled-3.swf

my ears... they bleed...

I concur.

Now I know why they put him on the cross and his mother was always a virgin - He taught her to sing to the masses.

Now I know why they put him on the cross and his mother was always a virgin - He taught her to sing to the masses.

meh?...oh wait I get it!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Recieved a booklet in the mail today from a group called "Answers in Genesis", now, they argue that "the skin colour of black people is the result of a curse on ham..."

What the fuck was my reply...

Untill they tell me Ham was a person who married a non-christian and "the only marriages that god frowns upon are those of christian with non-christians"

Good toilet reading...

Holy shit, brace yourself! (requires Quicktime) (http://norma.fam-lee.net/pafiledb/pafiledb.php?action=download&id=15)

Seriously, you'd think God wouldn't let people that sound like that make songs like this.

Yep, that is pretty bad... I could only stand ten seconds and that was it...

lol, you should check out her other songs. Great stuff!!

I figured you guys would enjoy this.

I wonder though, should this have also gone in General Discussion? I mean, I'm not sure you could exactly call it music or a parody--it is entirely possible that the old woman is taking the piss on everyone.

Also:

http://norma.fam-lee.net/songs/CauseHoneyYouMarriedMe.mp3

i only listened to the first link and it creeped me out. that was the creepiest song ive heard in my life.

I love it! haha.
Somehow I doubt she is taking the piss, I mean listen to the feeling in her voice. So much passion!
(I am joking by the way.....)

Hmmmm....So thats what happens when Norma lee meets Jesus...

What do you think, hope, like to, or hope to hell wouldn't happen to yourself if you were to meet jesus???

If I met Jesus, I hope I would decline his offer for a blind date with a special singer friend of his...

I see now, so if we meet Jesus, our voices become so horribly distorted that when we sing peoples ears start to bleed. Oh yay! What a powerful weapon, I wanna be like old Norma Lee and meet Jesus

Recieved a booklet in the mail today from a group called "Answers in Genesis", now, they argue that "the skin colour of black people is the result of a curse on ham..."

What the fuck was my reply...

Untill they tell me Ham was a person who married a non-christian and "the only marriages that god frowns upon are those of christian with non-christians"

Good toilet reading...

Ham was one of the son's of Noah, apparently (knew I'd heard the name somewhere) And OMFG my ears, my poor ears, if they used this in terrorist torture, the world would be a better place to live

And OMFG my ears, my poor ears, if they used this in terrorist torture, the world would be a better place to live

Damn straight bruss...

I'm surprised no one deeply religous has attempted to defend Normas Work, or does that say something...

This shit is BANANAS! B A N A N A S!!!! B A N A N A S!!!!!!!!

I would say the god damn hippo song my mom plays it nonstop anywhere near christmas.

I would say the god damn hippo song my mom plays it nonstop anywhere near christmas.
Yeah, you kind of missed the point of the thread.

Bumping this thread because there is some new stuff on that woman's website you should check out.

lol

Haha, thanks Odin. I'm listening to I'm Not an Old Doosh Bag, I think it marks a step backward from her previous songs Ask Jesus and Thank You Pope John Paul2, but still funny.

The song about Atlanta will make your ears bleed more than ever!

i hope this woman dies :)