I wanna see him use a frozen tuna like the fat guy on Dark Cloud

feel free to tell other characters and what weapons you'd give them too.
Barret...Meat Grinder
Aeris...Pitchfork. she always seemed like a country girl
Vincent...I wanna see him go vampire on someone like bloodraine
Tifa...A dildo.Yay San Andreas

i would have it so that red would chew off an enemies arm, give it to cloud, and cloud would beat the guy to death with it

I'd give Cloud 5 foot long nose hairs to fight with.

His hair.

It's a weapon as it is - he could hurt someone.

a spoon.

i think it would be kinda cool to see clouds sword break/ be stolen/ get eating/ desinagrate, whatever, then a hole rips open in time and space for some reason and you see another cloud thru the hole, and after a long speech, he hands him a buster 5000 which is the same size as a buster blade, but more of a beam of light or something, either that or his ultima weapon, that would be pretty sick.

as for the rest of them, it would be cool if barret had like a modified magnum with like 30 chambers, tifa had gloves like zells energiz from FF8, Red 13 just had a huge main like a lion or some shit, which was all made of fire.

those would be pretty cool.....to bad they would never happen lol

laterz
lone wolf

half-eaten bagle

What I'd really like to see is see Cloud fight with the Masamune blade, I think that blade is awesome.

But unfortunately that ain't possible

It would be awesome if you could equip Cloud with a Genji Glove like in FF3 so he could hold 2 weapons at the same time! Say two "Ultima Weapons" Then put "2x cut" materia on them and level the materias up so they can do 4x cut. All in all when you reach Sephiroth and can do 9999 hits, you can whip Sephs butt in like 1 turn doing eight 9999 hits, then after the eight hits Cloud jumps into the air, "Powers Up" joins the swords together like on AC, then lands hard on Seph or whoever with the sword doing 9999 damage, and if that isn't enough to kill them, it leaves an effect like the "Poison" effect taking off 9999 damage to gradually kill them, but instead of the opponent glowing green, they will glow black and have a the number 10 floating above their head, the 10 means the opponent only has 10 moves to KO Cloud before they die. Its sort of like OmniSlash but not a limit break.

but as we know it can't happen! haha

I`d give him some sort of a vibrating impliment.

cloud: a large fish
barret: a suction cup dart gun
tifa: oven mits
aeris: an AK-47
Red XIII: a ball of yarn
yuffie: a frisbie
Cait Sith: (i cant think of a dumber weapon than a megaphone...)
Vincent: a potato gun
Cid: a toothpick

Ha

im gonna go with cloud using his hair too. cos it's so spiky

If cloud's weapon broke in the middle of a battle, I would like to see the ground rumble, turn a deep colour of blue, and slowly draw apart, leaving a void in the earth. The battle would halt and a FMV sequence would roll out, the camera would zoom in, and a handle with a lion's head rise out of the hole. Cloud's face would be smug, and he would clutch the handle like Auron does when he does his Dragon Fang, and draw the blade out. Halfway through the balde, the camera stops slow motion and Cloud whips out his new blade, swings it in the air, doing a few swordplay tricks, and slams it into the enemy, dealing 9999 damage!

I would like him to use a butterknife.

A Spork ^^

Either a rail gun, a toothpick, or a small paintbrush.

Give him the "Steal" Materia, and make him steal Master Tonberrys Knife